Thread 212735456 - /tv/ [Archived: 668 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:00:48 PM No.212735456
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It's so far away..
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:01:42 PM No.212735474
>>212735456 (OP)
I will be 26 in 2027...
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:02:12 PM No.212735486
>>212735474
I will be 40
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:02:50 PM No.212735500
>>212735474
I will be DEAD
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:05:39 PM No.212735562
>2027
LOOOOOL the kids are going to age out by 2029. It's over.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:06:28 PM No.212735579
>>212735474
Old man

>>212735486
Grandpa

>>212735500
Skeleton

>>212735456 (OP)
I will be 21
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:07:01 PM No.212735596
>>212735562
Main kid already looks like midget granny
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:08:46 PM No.212735640
>>212735456 (OP)
This is so stupid. The kids will be adults by the time there's a S2 or 3. Who even wants a remake of Harry Potter?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:11:45 PM No.212735698
>>212735456 (OP)
Why is Rachel Maddow playing Harry Potter?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:09 PM No.212735761
So....more DEI shit because that kid is obviously a poofter and probably why he got the role. Oi subertey
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:16:27 PM No.212735789
>>212735456 (OP)
Kid already looks old.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:16:44 PM No.212735797
>>212735456 (OP)
>wanting a longer version of the first Harry Potter movie
Why do you do this to yourself? The first movie was already padded out and slow.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:17:40 PM No.212735815
>>212735456 (OP)
Isn't Harry Potter supposed to be middle aged by now? He even had kids at the end of the last movie
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:17:45 PM No.212735819
>>212735562
faggots here were seriously claiming it was going to be a season a year, anything with kid actors over multiple seasons just does not work any more
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:18:24 PM No.212735834
Grow up you fucking reddit arab
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:19:07 PM No.212735849
>>212735579
time makes fools of us all
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:19:23 PM No.212735855
No
No
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>>212735456 (OP)
>>212735789
Anyone would look old once they realised they'd been cast as the main character in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesโ€™ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itโ€™s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:19:32 PM No.212735859
>>212735815
it's a reboot
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:20:41 PM No.212735883
>>212735855
Weak intro but you included Clifford for President so I'm thinking 6/10.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:21:06 PM No.212735893
>>212735456 (OP)
Is this kid casted because he's physically ugly because mutt Hermione will be the real lead?

Reply 1 for yes
Reply 2 for no

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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:22:12 PM No.212735918
>>212735456 (OP)
lil bro looking like a 32 year old pretending to be a 14 year old
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:22:17 PM No.212735923
where are all you 20somethings coming from?

do they even still MAKE anime?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:22:34 PM No.212735930
So what. Times goes too fast. It's 2027 in what will feel like it was 2025 yesterday
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:23:26 PM No.212735944
>>212735918
>a 32 year old pretending to be a 14 year old
feel called out here. in my defence, it's to sleep with underage girls.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:27:07 PM No.212736026
>>212735859
jokes aside it seems so silly to reboot a series that was massively successful and iconic and that's still so fresh in the memories of everyone who wasn't born in the 2010s
Does this all stem from the hate for Rowling or what? They are just giving her more money anyway
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:27:53 PM No.212736041
>>212735456 (OP)
>two years per season
its fucking over. the kid actors will be 25 in the last season
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:28:22 PM No.212736052
>>212735474
You're 24? GTFO grandpa
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:32:59 PM No.212736142
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>It's so far away..
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:38:59 PM No.212736279
>>212735944
Well as long as it's for a good reason
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:44:56 PM No.212736389
>>212735456 (OP)
nigga looks like a 50 year old midget, uncanney valley
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:50:53 PM No.212736517
Pronouns are wiz/zard
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:07:25 PM No.212736909
>>212736026
>jokes aside it seems so silly to reboot a series that was massively successful and iconic and that's still so fresh in the memories of everyone who wasn't born in the 2010s
That's exactly why this is being made, it's still a popular series so it can still be milked for cash.
Can't do that after it's forgotten.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:20:44 PM No.212737278
>>212735819
It's all bullshit spread by WB/HBO. Anyone with a brain can realize their plan for one season a year in this industry climate is beyond delusional.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:24:14 PM No.212737378
>>212735456 (OP)
Looks like a lesbian doing cosplay.

>>212735486
I'll be 44.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:34:12 PM No.212737642
>>212736909
still it feels too early for a rebooth, the series went on for a decade I think that an alternative story set in the same world would be more apt
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:41:14 PM No.212737838
>>212737642
they did prequels, they bombed and sucked so the decided to just do the same thing again because idiots will buy it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:43:30 PM No.212737886
>>212737838
The movies rerun all the time on TV. Why the fuck are casuals supposed to get hyped for something they can already rewatch?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:43:49 PM No.212737897
>>212735500
same, maybe, could be. I have become more aware of my mortality ever since I passed 30.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:44:56 PM No.212737921
>>212735500
Inshallah this is me
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:49:20 PM No.212738040
>>212735562
They are filming it now tho. The post production will last until 2027
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:02:36 PM No.212738429
>>212735456 (OP)
Are they planning on just filiming the first 3 seasons in one go so the kids dont age out of it lmao?