Why did Al Fundie refuse to cram it in his wife's pusy when she begged him to?

pussy stank AF

because he was gay and also impotent

>>212740474 (OP)
When you're married you don't want it anymore. That's why I only enjoy the chase, the high and the good fuck.
I've fucked every single girl at my job and my wife doesn't know.
Or maybe she does. I do not care. Id fuck her sister if I could.

It was a punishmend for being a lazy slob.
There's an episode where Peg turns into a great housewife and Al can't keep his hands off her.

>>212740556
Then why were you dumb enough to get married?

>>212740474 (OP)
You'll figure it out when you get married. I've been fucking my wife for the last 6 days straight because she's ovulating and we're both sick of it.

>>212740757
Military benefits, I get a big house