Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

Keep grinding on him

>>212745305 (OP)
I'd probably just flip up her skirt and fuck her buttcheeks. She is too ugly and passive to risk getting dna in her.

>>212745305 (OP)
stick my dick in the dob

>>212745305 (OP)
>Realistically, what would you do in this situation?
I would be honest but probably mostly passive, saying things like "I really like that." and "if you keep going it's gonna make me cum" I'd let her decide how far it goes to minimize risk of losing my job but still enjoy myself.

>>212745305 (OP)
leave and then realise she was flirting with me about 5 years later and cry myself to sleep

>>212745387
L O N D O N
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>>212745305 (OP)
Chesil Beach

"Let's finish this after work. Text me your address."
Maybe squeeze her ass a little.

You need to learn how to take the win when it finally presents itself.

>>212745716
>woman literally grinding her ass against your crotch
>still don't get the hint

>>212745305 (OP)
lift up skirt and smell her raunchy sweaty shithole

>>212745780
hes got that chris chan autism stare

>>212746555
checked

>met a woman in the canteen of your work
>have a casual sexual encounter with her shortly afterwords

Haha what a couple of fucking losers eh? This show is so depressing.

>>212745305 (OP)
Why was she dressed like a toddler?
Was that the fashion at the time?

>>212748225
It’s in keeping with her character

This is the most erotic scene in all of media

>>212745305 (OP)
Phwoar. Cardigan/tank top hybrids are my absolute kryptonite.

>>212745305 (OP)
>Realistically, what would you do in this situation?
I'd stick my fingers up her nostrils and drag the bitch to hell.

>>212746531
>hot slut did this to me at party one time
>do nothing because one of my other friends was into her
>he ends up never making a move on her, and hating me because im a drunk
>should have just fucked her

>>212746548

Nothing, she's ugly as fuck

>>212745305 (OP)
Cume in pant

>>212749046
based

have sex with her in the closet

>>212748225
That and tying an onion to your belt

>>212747941
I don't think the writers accidentally killed and ate one of their girlfriend's dogs or were discovered hiding from attending their own wedding when their friend pissed themselves either, but it makes for good telly. It's useful to remember just how much of TV is based on unlikely or very rare or imaginary scenarios, especially when it comes to sex.

>>212751574
what

>>212751998
It's a Simpsons reference. It was the style in the 90s.

>>212751998
That anon was making a Sneed reference

>>212751998
underage newfag get out