Thread 212750061 - /tv/ [Archived: 660 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:35:00 PM No.212750061
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What's the correct thing to do/say in this situation?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:36:35 PM No.212750112
shove her to the ground, pin her down, sniff her butthole, lick it, rape
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:36:36 PM No.212750113
>>212750061 (OP)
Tell her the time
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:37:59 PM No.212750160
>>212750061 (OP)
continue walking past her so she can see your thong
Replies: >>212752435 >>212759636
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:38:09 PM No.212750169
>>212750061 (OP)
>The name's McLovin, whore. Don't wear it out.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:38:33 PM No.212750181
>>212750061 (OP)
Hey bitch wanna fuck
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:39:36 PM No.212750214
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>>212750061 (OP)
Replies: >>212750274
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:40:03 PM No.212750232
>>212750061 (OP)
Y-you guys did a less exaggerated version of this when you went through puberty too, right?
I still feel shitty about it.
t. 30yo khhv
Replies: >>212754045
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:40:47 PM No.212750262
You have to knock them down before they turn around.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:41:12 PM No.212750274
>>212750214
if he had been taller than her would it still have been rape?
Replies: >>212750304 >>212756174
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:41:58 PM No.212750299
Play the thong song on your phone
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:42:01 PM No.212750304
>>212750274
He was taller probably, she was just wearing high heels
Replies: >>212751656 >>212752120
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:43:55 PM No.212750364
>>212750061 (OP)
look at her like she's a weirdo for turning around out of nowhere. if she stares ask if she's alright and laugh like she's being crazy.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:49:50 PM No.212750568
>>212750061 (OP)

I thought it was a man butt
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:17:13 AM No.212751593
>>212750061 (OP)
this was already the perfect move
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:17:25 AM No.212751599
girls walk around looking like escorts then get offended for men for looking.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:19:08 AM No.212751656
>>212750304
it only counts if you're taller than her in heels
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:21:45 AM No.212751754
>>212751656
oh fuck
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:22:31 AM No.212751785
Damn, the early 00s were a wild time. I remember getting diamond hard at school from just the hint of a thong.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:26:00 AM No.212751915
I remember at my school there was a girl who started growing tits in 4th grade. So by 7th grade she was completely filled out. I remember standing at my locker at the end of the day in 7th grade, and she was crouched over putting stuff into her backpack. Her pink whale tail was out. When I tell you I was entranced, a teacher literally had to snap me out of me. When she noticed what I was laser focused on, she shuffled across the hall, grabbed the girl, and led her off whispering (I assume to chastise her about showing her underwear). I came out of it like I had been under anesthesia. Hormones are no joke.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:29:15 AM No.212752041
>>212751915
Yeah, I'm glad this was temporary. Teenage libido is crazy.
Replies: >>212753308 >>212756019
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:29:16 AM No.212752042
>>212750061 (OP)
I went on a date with a cute girl. Got ramen, boba, and then went to daiso among other places. Really cute, ngl I thought she looked innocent but obviously not INNOCENT just innocent in the sense she might be a homebody.
She had accidental whaletail when she squatted down at daiso.
I saw she was wearing a g string.
After that I dropped the act. We got in the car, I asked if she wanted to come over so I can tear her ass open.
And I did.
Never hit her up after that.
Not the kinda girl I want to date. Fuck, sure. But not be with.
Say no to me baby, I be fuckin trannies off grindr. I need a good woman since Im ready to settle down now.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:29:44 AM No.212752057
>>212750061 (OP)
>Uhhh oh my god, are you like seriously looking at my thong right now? The thong I personally put on display for others to oggle? I can't even!
>that's you, cutie. That's what your face is saying to me. And yeah, I am lookin cause you got me interested. Write your number on this slip of paper here and I'll hit you up after school
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:31:34 AM No.212752120
>>212750304
You have to be taller than them when they are wearing heels, just a little bit taller doesn't count.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:32:15 AM No.212752144
>>212750061 (OP)
Keep walking and as you walk by say "Hey (Slut's name) if you need money to buy a belt I got a few bucks you can earn."
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:36:26 AM No.212752280
pull on that whaletail and snap it back like a rubber band.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:38:11 AM No.212752339
>>212750061 (OP)
Ask her where she gets her thongs as you would loke to have one juat like it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:41:00 AM No.212752435
>>212750160
This.
Make her jealous.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:42:38 AM No.212752492
>>212750061 (OP)
I remember a girl had some right fucking yoga pants on one time and the algebra teacher stared a little too long before turning away and shaking his head in shame. I wonder what was going thru his may that day.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:13 AM No.212752833
>>212750061 (OP)
What to do or say? Nothing. Her fashion choices are her business, not anyone else's.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:38 AM No.212753020
I wouldn't say a single word to her, I would listen to what she has to say. And that's what no one did.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:00:21 AM No.212753165
>>212750061 (OP)
Definitely quote something from Moby Dick and watch her try to figure it out but never being able to since girl brains is all she's got to work with.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:11 AM No.212753196
>>212753020
she had nothing to say
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:02:04 AM No.212753219
>girls dress like this and then hang out with older guys
>people wonder why marriage rates and TFR are crashing
>people wonder why mental illnesses are sky high
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:02:38 AM No.212753235
>>212750061 (OP)
There's only one thing to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li77JBqiPyo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:02:53 AM No.212753247
>>212750061 (OP)
ask if you can smell her sweaty ginger asshole
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:20 AM No.212753292
Lay down suppressive fire with the incinerator units and fall back by squads to the APC.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:46 AM No.212753308
>>212751915
>>212752041
i still have this level libido and i'm 36 and on fin kek (uncut at least) women around nyc litrally wear see thru clothing and you can see up some many skirts, i'm horny all the time
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:05:31 AM No.212753330
>What's the correct thing to do/say in this situation?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER. WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE. BREAK YOUR BACK AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:06:52 AM No.212753382
McLovin laid the pipe
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:16 AM No.212754045
>>212750232
Still do it. Except not the awkward talk, I don't get caught.
I convince myself it's high test.
t. also 30yo kv
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:27:45 AM No.212754088
>>212750061 (OP)
UHHHHH...its 12:08!
>360 and walk away
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:28:28 AM No.212754113
>>212750061 (OP)
Thought this was Degrassi from the preview
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:31:23 AM No.212754216
>>212750061 (OP)
i'd keep move forward like OH yea? it is a common corridor, bitch. I do not interest in stupid sex. *Keep virgin run forward awkwardly
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:21:44 AM No.212756019
>>212752041
>Teenage libido is crazy.
Yeah you're not lying, I was 13, living in the bathroom practically, constantly beating my shit like a hyena. I distinctly remember one time I beat my shit to this one classmate who was kinda ugly...she was skinny as fuck, with braids and she was kinda built like a dyke kek I remember just closing my eyes and shooting tiny little ropes in the bathroom sink. I kinda miss that though, I used to be able to just close my eyes and get a nut off in like 3 mins. Now? Forget about it. If there is no porn or at least pics/nudes from a chick I used to bang, it'd probably take me an hour to bust.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:26:45 AM No.212756174
>>212750274
It would still be rape but she would get orgasm and be too embarrassed to report it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:25:53 AM No.212757845
when will whale tails come back in style?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:37:57 AM No.212758183
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39 years old and I still jerk off to underwear models
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:40:17 AM No.212758250
>>212750061 (OP)
Boomers thought this was a nice ass, lol, lmao.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:40 AM No.212758485
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>>212753292
See now that isn't so hard now is it Apone? Why you need to dick around trying to get fucking Gorman on the line when that's the sensible thing to do and you're the fucking platoon sargeant in the field and should know to do that even without your shitty green ass LT being in the loop. But instead you dick around trying to make contact and get nabbed like an idiot, good job.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:52:40 AM No.212758555
>>212750061 (OP)
2005 to 2009 were kino times with thongs. when you got a glimpse of a class mates thong when her top moved up and you'd nudge your pal.

Girls back then showing your the whale tail was the most sluttiest thing they could do back then, innocent times.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:27:43 AM No.212759547
>>212750061 (OP)
pull your pants up whore
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:28:30 AM No.212759568
>>212750061 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word, I would listen.
Replies: >>212759709
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:30:49 AM No.212759627
y-you too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:04 AM No.212759636
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>>212750160
THE THONG THONG THONG
https://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:32 AM No.212759644
>>212750061 (OP)
imagine the smell
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:34 AM No.212759646
she wants an asian boy to love her.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:33:08 AM No.212759700
I noticed this in the mid 2010s when I was in my mid-twenties but still talking to lots of teenage girls online, zoomer girls don't seem to wear thongs and g-strings as much as millenial girls did as teens.
It's interesting.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:33:26 AM No.212759709
>>212759568
you really know how to ruin a thread huh
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:34:06 AM No.212759729
>>212750061 (OP)
run up, grab a string and pop it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:35:24 AM No.212759765
>>212759636
you probably shouldnt be posting on 4chan above the age of 40
Replies: >>212759911 >>212760894
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:35:57 AM No.212759785
>>212758555
I remember in 8th grade health class the girls were messing around giving each other thong wedgies which prompted a thong hygiene lecture from the teacher
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:35 AM No.212759890
>>212759700
It's because social media is saturated with bare asses. There's no point in seeing a slip anymore.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:10 AM No.212759911
>>212759765
boomers are the only thing keeping this place running. It'd have collapsed into a pile of ash by now with only you broccoli heads around
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:41:59 AM No.212759974
>>212759890
maybe it's conditioning from all the music videos in the early 00s showing girls in thongs or showing girls with the sides of their thongs pulled up over their low-rise jeans or whatever, but generally I find a girl in a thong more erotic than if she's nude
it feels more intentionally sexual, and thus more interesting
I also remember having this same conversation with one of my friends when I was like 15 and he agreed
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:05 AM No.212760065
>>212754088
correct answer
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:51:20 AM No.212760263
>>212753020
ok manson, we get you are deep
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:52:15 AM No.212760284
>>212759974
Lingerie is obviously sexier than fully nude, that's why it exists
Replies: >>212760312 >>212760964
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:53:06 AM No.212760312
>>212760284
I suspect autists would disagree.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:00:59 AM No.212760518
>>212753219
Problem is instead of forcing said older guys to marry young girls they "corrupt", we villainize them and now it's just a cutesy taboo to be lg sluts.
Replies: >>212760690
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:06:53 AM No.212760690
>>212760518
you're supposed to pay some guy to take your useless 12 year old daughters away (they can't work as hard as sons can, and just suck up your resources without contributing anything) and then that guy, who would ideally be at least 10 years older than the girl and have some kind of stable job and property of his own, would marry her and he'd spend the first few years basically being her new dad, but teaching her how to cook and clean the house. Then he'd wait for her to get her period and then he'd start banging her to have, IDEALLY sons
That is is natural order of things, no matter what women might claim
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:13:17 AM No.212760894
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>>212759765
Don't you know the rules? Nobody fuckin leaves, NO ONE.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:26 AM No.212760964
>>212760284
Who told you this bullshit?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:20:04 AM No.212761110
>>212759700
Girls donโ€™t dress hot anymore, everyone just goes around wearing like sweatpants and t-shirts and stuff. Sometimes they just walk around in their wrinkly pajamas that they just slept in. Personally I blame the lockdowns, people were imprisoned for 2 years and when we got out we had all become slobs
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:02 AM No.212761142
>>212753330
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAAAAAIIILLL
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:59 AM No.212761349
>>212758183
Nonnude is pure kino
Thereโ€™s no better feeling than blowing a load to a good bra pic