Thread 212750663 - /tv/ [Archived: 677 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:52:30 PM No.212750663
tony soprano fatass
tony soprano fatass
md5: 9adb05d074341450a1c1ab21084b17e9๐Ÿ”
>this is what a morbidly obese man who dies in his 40's from obesity looks like

it's over for 95% of /tv/
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:53:28 PM No.212750700
>>212750663 (OP)
He was like 5 times fatter when he died
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:55:28 PM No.212750762
>>212750700
yeah gandolfini died while on vacation after eating like 20 fried shrimp and drinking 5 pinacoladas and a bottle of whiskey and 8 beers or something
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:00 PM No.212750776
>>212750700
Mmmmmmmmboy
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:57:58 PM No.212750846
SYYVOFSFJJYUU56FCKIAB3IUYU
SYYVOFSFJJYUU56FCKIAB3IUYU
md5: 2672e80f853aec73039d900688d040d8๐Ÿ”
51 years old at death and way fatter
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:00:14 AM No.212750935
>>212750846
Looks like a Roman emperor
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:01:25 AM No.212750979
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QA36RDZB6BPX7UBQRID2HJJGJY
md5: a5c572ef7c92d0f01682069a0a674037๐Ÿ”
fucking hell was lost another one to the asian pussy.

what the fuck is it with actors and race mixing
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:08:46 AM No.212751249
>>212750979
what's with you and racial homogeny?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:13:20 AM No.212751426
>>212750663 (OP)
this is unironically the peak male body
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:14:16 AM No.212751469
>>212751249
it produces significantly better results, happier people, more functional societies, more peace, less suffering, more beautiful cultures, a better world all round
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:15:21 AM No.212751514
>>212750979
Asian pussy is delicious
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:15:29 AM No.212751520
popdance
popdance
md5: 7dae1a7d111047508391b58546959046๐Ÿ”
>Be early 30s wop
>This is how I will inevitably look in ten years
futures bright
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:21:17 AM No.212751744
tony being 300 pounds towards the end was more like a 5'9'' guy being 210, it's fat but it's not insane
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:21:59 AM No.212751760
>>212751520
>early 30s
>ten years

gandolfini was 35 in OP's pic
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:23:15 AM No.212751811
>>212750979
he wanted that kung pao coochie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:23:26 AM No.212751820
>>212751760
Really? He looks 60
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:27:31 AM No.212751978
>>212751469
except for all of the greatest civilizations in history
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:28:43 AM No.212752021
>>212750663 (OP)
>>212750846
Its like an add for a weight loss clinic
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:20 AM No.212752080
Gandolfini was also an alcoholic and cocaine addict in addition to being obese.
It's no wonder he had a jammer.
RIP big man.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:23 AM No.212752082
>>212750762
I canโ€™t imagine how much coke sweat he was drenched in his entire last meal.
>DONT STOP, BELIV-
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:49:45 AM No.212752733
>>212750846
that's a normal body composition for an average male adult, I think?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:51:26 AM No.212752801
>>212751469
>Most powerful and rich country in the land is literally mutttopia
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:34 AM No.212752847
>>212752801
>85% white at the peak of its power
>declining ever since
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:53:36 AM No.212752889
>>212750663 (OP)
>Implying I will live to 40
My heart is in shamblee from vodka. I was told I allmost need a transplant. I'm 34. Not even obese.
Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 12:54:10 AM No.212752910
A bear of a man. So what I get two orders of prawns
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.212752939
>5'11, weighed 310 this time last year
>200 now
>still look like shit, covered in stretch marks
even when I lose the last 30 and get down to a healthy weight it will have been for nothing.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:55:26 AM No.212752972
>>212750762
You forgot the 6 grams of coke before dinner
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:56:29 AM No.212753014
>>212752082
>show literally predicts the actors death down to the age mentioned
Spoopy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:57:13 AM No.212753045
>>212752847
>It former main rival is bogged down in a war with a weaker land neighbour
>Disney movies playing in Chinese cinemas
>Unquestioned stranglehold on all international media (google, youtube, r*ddit, intagram, facebook, X)
>Declining

Cope harder, Pyotr/Chang/Rajeesh.
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Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 12:57:16 AM No.212753046
>>212752939
Son, hypertrophy. Do the body builder work now. High reps, no baby weight shit, time under tension. The negative, the stretch. These are your friends now
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:57:17 AM No.212753047
>James Gandolfini's final meal, just before his fatal heart attack, reportedly consisted of four rum shots, two piรฑa coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.
It actually wasn't that much food, but thats a pretty crazy amount of alcohol with dinner
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:29 AM No.212753095
>>212750979
David Chase is an asshole for making fun of Gandolfini for his asian wife with Tony watching a commercial for asian escort services.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:58:58 AM No.212753108
>>212750663 (OP)

Gandolfini was in much better shape in the first season.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:23 AM No.212753132
>>212751520
>Gandolfini
Given the name ("Italicised" Germanic) and the stature (he was like 6'3 or something wasn't he), I wouldn't imagine the average "wop" looks anything like that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:24 AM No.212753134
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md5: 4809f18f0d4ab5f4ef153f0767d5745c๐Ÿ”
>>212753045
the only one coping here is you
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:27 AM No.212753139
>>212750663 (OP)
Does he bench?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:00:45 AM No.212753180
>>212751469
You don't seem like you're particularly happy and you're 100% pure Aryan stock.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:00:49 AM No.212753187
>>212750846

Holy shit, if I look like that 12 years from now, that's it I'm gonna eat calamaris, fries and drink pina coladas til my heart stops.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:01:04 AM No.212753192
>>212753046
I lift pussy weights. What would going for gains do for my disastrous skin?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:07 AM No.212753288
>>212751744
When I was ironically my heaviest (and still properly lifted and played rugby) I weighed about 130kg and people never even believed how much I weighed
>>212753046
>high reps
Unless by high you mean 8, then that's garbage advice unless he's roiding
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Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:05:48 AM No.212753340
>>212753288
You are a powerlifter, & I like to throw those days in to.
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Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:06:49 AM No.212753379
>>212753340
Typical push day. A million weighted dips.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:09:14 AM No.212753457
IMG_2495
IMG_2495
md5: a48eaf72cf8c6c2d123b9f1006225b58๐Ÿ”
>>212750663 (OP)
He was also a coke fiend.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:15:57 AM No.212753690
>>212753095
That scene was in season 5, so two years before he met his wife. Maybe he got yellow fever from seeing the actress he did the sex scene with
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:16 AM No.212753767
>>212753690
Damn, I guess Gandolfini really became Tony.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:41 AM No.212753779
>>212753047
Not if youโ€™re a fat alcoholic. Being heavy is like a handicap
Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:19:31 AM No.212753806
>>212753379
Move two. I need some flat bench flys sTRETCH
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:39 AM No.212753847
>>212750846
he's not even like ridiculously obese or anything but you add coke and alcoholism into the mix and its a recipe for disaster
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:50 AM No.212753938
Most of the other fatasses on the show are alive and well.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:26:59 AM No.212754067
>>212751820
He's wrong, Gandolfini was 39 years old during the pilot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:27:59 AM No.212754097
>>212753938
This always confused me. Bobby and Vito are WAY fatter than him and both still kicking.
Craig T. Nelson
7/16/2025, 1:28:33 AM No.212754116
Moveset 3. Shoulders need work, I been going in hard. The Jeff Nippard lean raises are dope