I would've survived this

>>212751541 (OP)
Let's just say there'd be a lot of blood in the cabin

>>212751541 (OP)
There would have been a lot of vaporized blood in that imploding pressure vessel if I was there.

I wouldn't have survived. I would have listened to Stockton, which is what no one else did.

>>212751541 (OP)
Just swim up

>>212751541 (OP)
mark wahlberg is that you?

>letting the pressure get to you

we already survived this
my billionaire-caused implosion seems to be happening more slowly

>>212751541 (OP)
i dont need a sub to visit the bottom of the ocean

james cameron does that for me

lel

>>212751541 (OP)
You can't bubble up like sonic. How would you escape this?

>>212751541 (OP)
>climb inside a fridge just before the water bursts in
>me and the fridge float up to safety
later losers

>>212751541 (OP)
Would you say you would be out of your depth?

>>212751720
Yes hello.

the human body is like 80% water. it's literally impossible to die in the stuff. more likely you'd grow more powerful.

>has a chance to save everyone
>doesn't
FUCK YOU FAT MAN

This was caused by the same thing that destroyed the Titanic. Yes, there's ice bergs down there. They don't want you to know that.

>Stockton steps behind the curtain saying he has to "take a shit"
>Presses a secret button
>Front of the submarine turns into a tiny escape pod and he jettisons the rest of the sub and laughs maniacally as the rubes sink
He's living in Mexico free from his debt and has those suckers' million bucks

>>212751928
Okay but unironically why wouldn't this have worked? Did none of them think of it?

why didn't they just use chewing gum to seal the leak?

>>212751541 (OP)
how intensive you have to fart inside to keep the ocean pressure in status quo

>>212751694
That’s ignorant. You have to swim down to escape the pressure like hitting the floor to save yourself from the pressure of an explosion.

>>212752188
>(((bergs)))
Every god damned time

There's no such thing as "implosions", jew tactics planted a bomb so it could explode from the inside to get rid of the street shitters and get rid of the white people.

>>212751671
heh

>>212751541 (OP)
The young man on board likely survived the initial implosion, yeah. If you're under 30, you could hypothetically have enough time to get back to the surface and live.