DAMN YE! LET NEPTUNE STRIKE YE DEAD STOCKTON! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

HARK TRITON, HARK! BELLOW, BID OUR FATHER THE SEA KING RISE FROM THE DEPTHS FULL FOUL IN HIS FURY! BLACK WAVES TEEMING WITH SALT FOAM TO SMOTHER THIS YOUNG MOUTH WITH PUNGENT SLIME, TO CHOKE YE, ENGORGING YOUR ORGANS TIL’ YE TURN BLUE AND BLOATED WITH BILGE AND BRINE AND CAN SCREAM NO MORE -- ONLY WHEN HE, CROWNED IN COCKLE SHELLS WITH SLITHERIN’ TENTACLE TAIL AND STEAMING BEARD TAKE UP HIS FELL BE-FINNED ARM, HIS CORAL-TINE TRIDENT SCREECHES BANSHEE-LIKE IN THE TEMPEST AND PLUNGES RIGHT THROUGH YER GULLET, BURSTING YE -- A BULGING BLADDER NO MORE, BUT A BLASTED BLOODY FILM NOW AND NOTHING FOR THE HARPIES AND THE SOULS OF DEAD SAILORS TO PECK AND CLAW AND FEED UPON ONLY TO BE LAPPED UP AND SWALLOWED BY THE INFINITE WATERS OF THE DREAD EMPEROR HIMSELF -- FORGOTTEN TO ANY MAN, TO ANY TIME, FORGOTTEN TO ANY GOD OR DEVIL, FORGOTTEN EVEN TO THE SEA, FOR ANY STUFF FOR PART OF STOCKTON, EVEN ANY SCANTLING OF YOUR SOUL IS STOCKTON NO MORE, BUT IS NOW ITSELF THE SEA!

>>212751973 (OP)
sir, this is a Dennys.

And they are diving, the carbon hull cracking under the pressure and the passengers grinning hideously out of their tiny window. Sitting in front of them all is the madman and he is confident diving, his x-box controller lively and quick and now in doubletime and seasoning the material, rich and delusional and old, like an enormous faggot. It never breaks, he says. He says it'll never fail. He lies to the authorities and builds another sub and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great fraud, the madman. He defrauds his investors and the sheer immensity of his hubris surpasses every warning and he swings about and takes possession of one of the prototypes and he dives and seasons the hull, two hulls, diving and seasoning at once. His x-box controller is light and nimble. It never breaks. He says that it will never fail. He dives in depth and in shallow and he is a great scam artist. It never breaks, the hull. It is seasoning, seasoning. He says that it will never fail.

>>212751973 (OP)
I posted this joke a few days ago. Did you get it from me? If you did it would make me happy that my ideas are funny

>Piranha Part Two: The Spawning
>This movie is certainly in the top 10 worst I have ever seen. It was so bad that I had pretty much forgotten about it until I saw it listed on the "Worst Ever" list on here. An utter and complete waste of film. The only worse movies I have ever had the misfortune of viewing had to be the asinine "Lost Highway" and the ridiculous "Pearl Harbour". At least Pearl Harbour starred Kate Beckinsale. Pirahna II: The Spawning has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

>The plot is ridiculous, the acting is worse and even as a child I remember telling everyone I knew what tripe this movie was. As A child, I laughed about it for weeks. As an adult I just wince at the memories.

>However, you may enjoy it if you like really bad movies. Unfortunately, it isn't so bad it's funny... It's so bad you want to kick your TV in after wasting your time watching it. Stay away. FAR away.

>>212751973 (OP)
jc has become a meme

i love it

>>212751973 (OP)
why is our lord and saviour jimmy cameron this mad at the sinking coffin lad? he's fuming, absolutely livid. he's like, jealous or something.

>>212752473
incredible

>>212754420
The Titanic is his, no one else is allowed down there

>>212752473
kek