Elmo Apologizes - /tv/ (#212754760) [Archived: 579 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:27 AM No.212754760
elmo doesn't want to kill all the jews anymore
elmo doesn't want to kill all the jews anymore
md5: a7f9c8a73de80519fe77657631ebe5a6๐Ÿ”
Do you accept Elmo's apology?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:46:47 AM No.212754818
Who fucking cares?
Replies: >>212754858
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:48 AM No.212754858
>>212754818
Jew do, for replying to this thread.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:48:46 AM No.212754894
>>212754760 (OP)
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:48:47 AM No.212754896
>>212754760 (OP)
Wil wheaton an hero averted
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:10 AM No.212754915
>>212754760 (OP)
>doesn't apologize for calling Trump a child fucker
lmao based
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:52:14 AM No.212755040
jordan-peterson-upset-over-a-snake-muppet-v0-o2u2eyobmipb1
Replies: >>212755149 >>212755227 >>212755320 >>212758553 >>212758687 >>212759189
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:23 AM No.212755132
>>212754760 (OP)
Did they need to post the image in case nobody read the identical text?
Replies: >>212755496
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:55:00 AM No.212755149
>>212755040
Oh no he's going to start crying again
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:55:14 AM No.212755159
>>212754760 (OP)
>I WAS TOTALLY HACKED, GUYS!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:33 AM No.212755208
Why are jews so obsessed with controlling their celebrities opinion the moment they go AWOL and start telling the truth?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:56:55 AM No.212755227
>>212755040
Boomers are so cringe, no matter what side of the political spectrum
Replies: >>212759261
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:20 AM No.212755310
tme
tme
md5: 3b5fe3a45467f5299738664cb4bcd764๐Ÿ”
>>212754760 (OP)
>what's the last thing a tickle me elmo doll gets at the assembly line?
>two test tickles
Replies: >>212758001
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:38 AM No.212755320
>>212755040
I donโ€™t get it.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:01:32 AM No.212755382
>>212754760 (OP)
That was real? I saw it in a /pol/ humo(u)r thread, I thought it was a shoop.
Replies: >>212755589
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:23 AM No.212755431
>>212754760 (OP)
elmo himself is deafening silent
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:43 AM No.212755444
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=elmo+who+wants+to
Uhm... Elmobros?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:04:46 AM No.212755477
>>212755431
Go back to your own country.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:05:09 AM No.212755496
>>212755132
people have figured out how to use developer tools
but not photoshop
elmo
7/16/2025, 2:07:52 AM No.212755581
>>212754760 (OP)
elmo let elmo's true feelings known, elmo not ashamed of what elmo said
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:08:14 AM No.212755589
>>212755382
>I thought it was a shoop.
It's just Elmo been lucid for a while
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:10:48 AM No.212755663
>>212754760 (OP)
no,I'm still waiting Emma Watson apologies for her new car!!!!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:18:05 AM No.212755896
>>212754760 (OP)
They didnโ€™t condemn his call to release the Epstien files. Big Bird didnโ€™t touch those kids
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:58:00 AM No.212757058
>>212754760 (OP)
>uses the word 'abhorrent'
Obviously not Elmo. It's still hacked.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:59:04 AM No.212757087
Elmo says free Palestine.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:00:44 AM No.212757127
>>212754760 (OP)
Did that fucking rock do this?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:04:15 AM No.212757216
We damn well know who's staff had it done.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=riiy3XuUxU4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJJfB0oItqA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYfk7AeQMIs
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:14:49 AM No.212757526
1653951924938
1653951924938
md5: 9644178b28b0cd3b3f9ba58ef326a7b1๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>212757577
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:16:36 AM No.212757577
>>212757526
>is in disbelief
>has a manic smile painted across his face
Replies: >>212758159
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:17:43 AM No.212757607
>>212754760 (OP)
is anyone gonna fucking post what the fucking puppet said?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:18:53 AM No.212757638
>>212757607
H is for Heil Hitler
Replies: >>212757801
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:21:21 AM No.212757716
>>212757607
He said some antisemitic things.
Replies: >>212757801
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:22:04 AM No.212757733
>>212754760 (OP)
>I'm really sorry about your big noses. I'm really sorry about how greedy you are. But most of all, I'm really sorry for your dirty, underhanded, backstabbing ways. Your number one dirty Jew fan, Elmo Gibson.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:23:00 AM No.212757758
>>212757607
He said "kill all jews" and "release the Epstein files" as well as a few other similar things.
Replies: >>212757801
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:24:27 AM No.212757801
>>212757758
>>212757716
>>212757638
so no screenshots? lame
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:24:32 AM No.212757806
>>212754760 (OP)
They deserved it if only for injecting decades worth of cultural marxism into the brains of boomers, X-ers, millennials, zoomers, and alphas. Sesame Street was always evil, and Jim Henson was a pedophile in life. They had it coming.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:24:37 AM No.212757807
>>212757607
generic 14 year old kid discovers /b/ stuff.
those retards are always so tactless. It would have been amusing if he posted really subtle but increasingly questionable stuff
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:26:06 AM No.212757852
>>212757607
Kill the Jews, Trump is a zionist, kill the jews. relase the epstien files (he sent them to Drumpfs twitter I think, also called him a child fucker LOL.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:26:21 AM No.212757858
>>212755320
>I donโ€™t get it.
They're promoting a snake as a friend to children.
In the Bible, Satan took the form of a snake and corrupted Adam and Eve to turn on God.
Ergo, Sesame Street is corrupting the naive minds of kids in a Satanic manner.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:26:52 AM No.212757875
>>212755320
it's a shoop. he was originally quoting something else.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:26 AM No.212757921
Screenshot_20250715_212744_Chrome
Screenshot_20250715_212744_Chrome
md5: 750505f5ee2352f81197ce17b4d973f9๐Ÿ”
>>212757607
>is anyone gonna fucking post what the fucking puppet said?
Ask and you shall receive.
>picrel
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:46 AM No.212757930
>>212757858
Moses held up a snake to heal people

Rabbi Yeshua said to be wise as serpents
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:30:19 AM No.212757969
>>212757921
what's he even supposed to be apologizing for here?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:31:53 AM No.212758001
nice
nice
md5: 3a776beb8c879603f761c7dce1cd4fb9๐Ÿ”
>>212755310
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:32:05 AM No.212758005
>>212757858
slimey is a worm tho
Replies: >>212758038
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:32:06 AM No.212758006
>>212757930
Yes, Judaism is a Satanic-coded religion.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:16 AM No.212758035
>>212754915
THEY WERE SIXTEEN! 16! that's legal! >>212757733
Hehe
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:21 AM No.212758038
>>212758005
Worms don't have eyes. Snakes do. Wormy was no worm. He was a snake that identified as a worm. Sesame Workshop knew what they were doing.
Replies: >>212758109
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:22 AM No.212758040
>>212754760 (OP)
>I'm sorry I got caught
fuck off
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:34:17 AM No.212758066
IMG_6441
IMG_6441
md5: 22502dddacfb491bee4d075d6e0bb256๐Ÿ”
>>212754760 (OP)
Thereโ€™s nothing to forgive Elmo for because he did nothing wrong. I love the little dude like you wouldnโ€™t believe.
Also, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland was the very first movie I ever saw at a kinoplex.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:35:28 AM No.212758091
Elmo-Files_thumb.jpg
Elmo-Files_thumb.jpg
md5: 3dfd5b6a2b4519a960d3536c206291c7๐Ÿ”
>>212755431

Elmo was sent to rehab.
Replies: >>212760329
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:35:34 AM No.212758095
>>212757858
it looks fake
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:35:51 AM No.212758109
>>212758038
>Worms don't have eyes
Some worms have eyes and even if they didn't, it's an anthropomorphized puppet you deranged little man.
Replies: >>212758846
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:37:12 AM No.212758159
>>212757577
Either you weep at a world inexplicably gone mad, or you laugh.

Elmo has chosen the wiser course.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:39:08 AM No.212758219
>>212757921
A lot of people missed his replies to comments. He told the father of a tranny to kill themselves amongst other things.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:39:19 AM No.212758225
>>212757607
sneed
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:39:31 AM No.212758229
>>212757969
advocating for genocide
making unfounded accusations of child sexual abuse
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:41:07 AM No.212758266
>>212758229
>advocating for genocide
>making unfounded accusations of child sexual abuse

but israel does that??
Replies: >>212758348
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:41:27 AM No.212758274
>>212758229
Sup rabbi
Replies: >>212758348
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:41:51 AM No.212758282
>>212757921
They called Elmo an abhorrent racist, an anti-semite, a nazi.
But they never once called him a liar.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:43:06 AM No.212758310
>>212757733
kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:44:08 AM No.212758331
>>212757607
Its not safe for your precious eyes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:44:55 AM No.212758348
>>212758266
Brown skins are not human
>>212758274
Hello abadag
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:49:34 AM No.212758480
Is hacking really so fucking hard? Why doesn't this shit happen every single day?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:52:32 AM No.212758553
>>212755040
BEDEVILLED
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:01 AM No.212758580
>>212757921
Elmo gets like this when Elmo has a few drinks ;_;
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:57:50 AM No.212758687
>>212755040
DAMN THEE TO OBLIVION, FOUL WYRM
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:59 AM No.212758728
>>212754760 (OP)
>La la la la
>La la la la
>FUCK NIGGERS
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:26 AM No.212758800
>>212757921
damn elmo chill the fuck out nigga
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:39 AM No.212758846
>>212758109
>Some worms have eyes
No they don't
Replies: >>212758899
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:52 AM No.212758853
>>212757921
Meh, that's entry level shit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:39 AM No.212758899
>>212758846
They literally do.
>Some polychaetes also have various combinations of ocelli ("little eyes") that detect the direction from which light is coming and camera eyes or compound eyes that can probably form images.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annelid#Nervous_system_and_senses
Replies: >>212762320
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:14 AM No.212758987
>>212757921
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LISTENING TO THAT KANYE?!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:02 AM No.212759189
kermit
kermit
md5: 0b3baaa78b68b5b081b819207b24265c๐Ÿ”
>>212755040
>Go to hell
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:18:13 AM No.212759261
>>212755227
they are called baby for several reasons
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:31:54 AM No.212759663
twitter is not television or film
Replies: >>212760573
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:54:10 AM No.212760329
>>212758091
lmao is that josh from drake and josh?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:03:03 AM No.212760573
>>212759663
Sesame Street is a production of the Children's Television Workshop.
Replies: >>212762286
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:05:19 AM No.212762286
>>212760573
>Children's Television Workshop
Sounds evil.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:06:19 AM No.212762320
>>212758899
That's not an earthworm, smartass.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:56 AM No.212762709
>>212757607
he said all lives matter