Thread 212755744 - /tv/ [Archived: 588 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:13:24 AM No.212755744
my cousin gave me her dad's vhs and only asked to watch me jack off in return so I would watch and she'd watch me while under the covers like a loser
What movies would you watch to do the deed, when proper materials were not available?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:14:31 AM No.212755778
>>212755744 (OP)
cruel intentions 2, the shower scene
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:17:12 AM No.212755865
Basic instinct

Yup it's gamer time
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:25 AM No.212755947
>>212755744 (OP)
I watched reruns of Charmed on TNT and whacked my meat to that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:57 AM No.212755963
>>212755744 (OP)
terminator and highlander sex scenes. starship troopers shower scene. shark attack 3: megalodon has a good sex scene. oh and the B movie "lethal target". it's basically a (terrible) softcore porno Alien ripoff that isn't classed as a porno. rented that one a lot as a kid because the cover looks like a generic sci fi flick. i will give props to the sex scene in "two for the money" where mconnaughey bangs two hookers at once and it's quite graphic and just drags on and on forever, but that one seemed like it was focused on mconnaughey more than anything and therefore seemed to be for the girls.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:22:18 AM No.212756036
fluffer
fluffer
md5: 76f9bfbd9eedc679f3939ebfcd6e1e43🔍
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:23:36 AM No.212756070
>>212755778
an anon of refined taste
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:23:43 AM No.212756075
>>212755865
You can see her pussy vagina real nice on the 4K UHD release
Replies: >>212761091
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:24:09 AM No.212756084
>>212755744 (OP)
I once caught my college roommate jerk off to Johnny Got His Gun.

Dude had a mask fetish and the Internet was down in the dorm, so he checked out the VHS tape of the film (this was the early 00s) and was jerking off to it.

I politely exited the room and we both silently agreed to never mention it again.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:24:27 AM No.212756094
blf
blf
md5: 52ea1a3460722d0cd56d590c0e18d2df🔍
>>212755744 (OP)
Replies: >>212757584
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:25:38 AM No.212756137
>>212755778
based
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:03 AM No.212756188
>>212755744 (OP)
>What deed are you talking about son?
Replies: >>212756252
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:02 AM No.212756225
>>212755744 (OP)
Xena. I fell asleep one night mid stroke, diamond dick in hand on the couch in the den. Best friend ended up finding me, had a good laugh.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:56 AM No.212756252
>>212756188
Playing with my dick bro
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:16:47 AM No.212757584
>>212756094
is that dr. steven greer?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:18:45 AM No.212757635
>>212755744 (OP)
I wish matt dillon was cast more. He's a funnier more dead pan vince vaughn.
Replies: >>212761281
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:05:55 AM No.212758933
>>212755778
this guy goons
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:22:19 AM No.212759394
>>212755778
Wrong choice. The answer was the posting scene on the saddle with Amy Adams holding a crop.
Replies: >>212761995 >>212764575
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:31 AM No.212761091
>>212756075
>4K UHD
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.
Replies: >>212761539
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:47 AM No.212761243
file
file
md5: 2a5695908a272ccaf79d2cdde21e7a64🔍
>>212755744 (OP)
Drew looked just like my cousin
Replies: >>212761301 >>212761605
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:25:10 AM No.212761270
MV5BMTQyMDQ4NTY2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjk2NDQ3MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:25:42 AM No.212761281
>>212757635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gdjieGyB5s
Criminally underrated/underutilized comedic actor
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:26:11 AM No.212761301
>>212761243
Poison Ivy III was toppest-tier gooning kino.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:16 AM No.212761331
>>212755744 (OP)
Not Wild Things because there's no nudity in it. 2 girls snogging in swimsuits really does it for you?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:28:43 AM No.212761367
>>212761331
You've only ever watched the tv edit, haven't you?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:29:37 AM No.212761394
minecraft-minecraft-movie
minecraft-minecraft-movie
md5: 56e056e82bb9aae216fe7d77d88acce6🔍
>>212755744 (OP)
I JERK OFF TO THE MINECRAFT MOVIE
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:29:44 AM No.212761396
>>212761367
beat me to it. Wild things was peak denise richards
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:35:28 AM No.212761525
>>212761331
My 4K makes me spray cum with all the titties and ass
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:36:28 AM No.212761539
>>212761091
I don't speak poor white trash, what did this Mississippi banana peeling monkey say? He likes cock?
Replies: >>212762845
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:40 AM No.212761605
>>212761243
The one with jaime is hot. Her little ass is so damn erotic. Tight perfect petite ass.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:46:32 AM No.212761808
>>212755744 (OP)
I watched that scene with the champagne on her tits and the mom fucking in bed so many times. Thanks for having this on VHS, dad.
Replies: >>212761923
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:51:10 AM No.212761923
>>212761808
Good thing he didn't have "A Change of Seasons" (1980). The opening is about 2 minutes of a slow motion Bo Derek bouncing up and down in a hot tub.

This trailer leave most of it out, but gives you a general idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc8um6MU5ys
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:53:42 AM No.212761995
>>212759394
you've never watched the movie
Replies: >>212763434
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:10 AM No.212762845
>>212761539
i bet you think that visual bloat makes a film look better. it actually doesn't. i hope this helps!
Replies: >>212763099
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:32:42 AM No.212763099
>>212762845
You have sex with dogs because you're poor
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:34:41 AM No.212763163
>>212755744 (OP)
Alien resurrection. The footrub scene.
Replies: >>212764601
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:36:55 AM No.212763216
>>212755744 (OP)
Cherry falls
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:45:31 AM No.212763434
>>212761995
How dare you!? I rented it from blockbuster.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:28:04 AM No.212764575
>>212755778
>>212759394
A-B
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:29:23 AM No.212764601
>>212763163
nice
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:00:36 AM No.212766643
>>212755778
Score