Name a bigger downgrade in the history of television and film

>>212758041 (OP)
Add the reed richards

could be worse

>>212758041 (OP)
I don’t understand how nuMarvel managed to make boobs look unappealing

>>212758106
I forgot this existed.

>>212758120
Women can’t self insert into women that are hotter than them. Thus why they uglify all the actresses.

Meanwhile, over at DC

>>212758041 (OP)
why the fuck is everyone on screen getting so fucking ugly?

>>212758106
Literally a thousand times better than 2025

>>212758041 (OP)
Let's not pretend Kirby isn't hot. She's just simultaneously kinda weird looking, not supermodel material

>>212758106
They could've made her black too. Why race swap AND get convoluted with it?

>>212758041 (OP)
lol that guy looks so gay. not as in lame as in OH THHHTOP IT

>>212758249
Bogged isn’t appealing, even in the slightest

>>212758280
The director wanted her to be black but the studio refused.

>>212758199
Every time she was on screen I laughed my ass off
Her breasts could cure cancer

>>212758041 (OP)
Jessica Alba is a tough act to follow, you beatch!

>>212758199
10/10 for basedboys

>>212758199
>>212758366
Same onions fag

>>212758106
>sexy young sue vs walld hag sue
>masculine black johnny vs effeminate white johnny
No, this is still worse.

>>212758280
because black women don't sell movies, you put one and people start bitching about it, implying race swapping Johnny Storm wasn't just as bad but they had to add diversity for the ESG points

>>212758041 (OP)
Well, Vanessa is ugly, but not a monster, and she's supposed to be pregnant, not some bombshell. But the Stranger Things guy is an absolute balding beta manlet faggot who is not believable at all as a playboy. And that pathetic hairdye is embarrassing

I'm not watching a flick that has pregnancy in it.

>>212758041 (OP)
I actually laughed aloud when I was they turned Manhattan into a groid nigger. Did the world really end in 2012? Is this life all just a bad dream?

>>212758280
le found families are le real families

>>212758041 (OP)
Alba gave me a free use time stop fetish
I began fantasizing about putting classmates in situations where they would be in nothing or just their underwear.
My first gf cleared me of this wickedness
My 2nd gf endulged in this sin

I love bogged hags

>>212758106
This was a retarded decision but they didn't completely gut Johnny's personality for the sake of THE MESSAGE so I still prefer it to the MCU. And at least Sue's still hot. Even the chinks knew not to fuck that up when it came to games like Marvel Rivals.

>>212758120
Women on camera aren't allowed to be hot unless they have an onlyfans. That's the law now, apparently.

>>212758041 (OP)
Johnny looks like a weird de-aged RDJ.

>>212758716
There are still faggots trying to gaslight people into thinking this piece of trash was a good show. Seriously when you fuck up so bad that you make Snyder look good you have issues.

>>212758716
>Did the world really end in 2012? Is this life all just a bad dream?
Yes.

>>212758041 (OP)
1994 - wholesome
2005 - sexo
2015 - WOKE
2025 - lame

>>212759066
Huh? Are you a major autist or something? Other people can like something you don’t like, it’s not a hard concept to wrap your head around.
I thought the show was great, personally. My only gripe was black Manhattan or not they should have used him more.

It's been nothing but downhill since the classic original.

stan lee himself has said the depiction of the cap america guy is the best adaptation of the character

>>212758992
Particularly a deaged Kirk Lazarus feom that film where he plays a priest that molests young Spider-man.

>puerto rican sue
>black johnny
>instathot sue
Will the Storm siblings ever get treated with respect on the screen?

>>212758041 (OP)
Really easy

>>212760646
>hot sex with Lynda carter

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

>>212759687
>Are you a major autist or something?
No I’m just not a nigger faggot that enjoys slop like you.

>>212758106
>>212758280
What's the issue? They're both monkeys
>captcha NGRAH

Alba was fucking terrible casting.

>>212760646
She’s such a goddess, it’s unfathomable how such a woman could exist

>>212758236
In Hollywood, subversive but competent (and sleazy) Jews were replaced by subversive and incompetent women and gays

>>212758716
>Rorschach i turned myself into a nigger
>im niggerhattan

>>212758236
Hollywood wants to become the American BBC. BBC London was at our level of woke 25 years ago.

>>212761779
I’ll be the judge of that. Okay not nigger faggot, tell me your top five favorite tv shows and movies.
>captcha: NHGGR

>>212758041 (OP)
Add new superman and new actors in every single remake of a franchise in hollywood

>>212758371
Kek is the implication that the jak knows the plapjak and plapped her?

just listened to the Blank Check podcast from 2015 about the then-new F4 movie, comparing it to the movies that came before.
They speculate, what if Marvel finally gets the rights and puts out a new F4 in 10 years (now), what would that be like?
Just funny, I have no point, just made me snort.

Is Ben Grimm the only one played by an American?

>>212758041 (OP)
The new Torch had a deeply unsettling look. Looks more like a villain than Spider-Man's charismatic butt buddy.

>>212758041 (OP)
Yea but let's not pretend Jessica Alba was a good casting choice.

>>212758041 (OP)
whats with the trend of making big budget movies look like cheap 90s b movies?

>>212758041 (OP)
She fucking butchered herself. She was so hot before bros...

>>212764522
>The new Torch had a deeply unsettling look
He literally banked off being creepy looking when got got cast in Gladiator II.

>>212760035

>>212758716
I'm getting a purgatory vibe. Like I'm in hell, but its hell for people who never really hurt anyone, they were just an asshole. You spend eternity being trolled by fucking morons.

>>212758236
Because they unfairly targeted our boy harv

>>212764611
Tropic Thunder really was the best of the last genuine comedy lafs.
>Wakemeupcantwakeup.png

The Incredibles did it better

>>212764607
Yeah, I'm not saying the actor is a bad guy or anything, but his eyes are too intense to be in a hero role like Johnny lol. Bad casting. But then so is every other person besides The Bear guy as Thing, so I guess we'll see how it pans out. Strange how MCU absolutely nailed it in the casting department for its first phase and has just gotten progressively worse since then.

>>212764797
I'm so sorry to contradict you, but the Jump St. movies were comedy gold.

>>212760646
imagine being mogged by a woman 3 times your age

>>212758199
kys cringe sexless faggot loser spammer

>>212764568
Oh jesus fucking christ.

>>212764856
I have always found Channing Tattertots to be mediocre in the funny department.
>I now have to re-watch the films to validate my views.
God damn (you) and (you)r seditious opinions anon!

nu spiderman, what's this name, and that black chick

>>212765028
I really do apologize for that, but I hope you find more joy in them this time around.

>>212758041 (OP)
Am I seeing things or is she actually using nipple piercings? Very normal for someone in the 50s or whatever time this movie is supposed to be set in...

>>212758041 (OP)
top left wig + blue contact lenses look stupid; bottom right wig + contact lenses look stupid