What does /tv/ think of America's Sweetheart Reese Witherspoon?

Bitch IRL. See her DUI video and woke interviews

Saw her tits when she was 17. She put in an Academy Award-worthy performance in the film Freeway. She'll always have a place in my heart, no matter how much of a cunt she is in reality.

>>212760736
They were both drunk, I excuse their behavior

>>212760685 (OP)
She's a top tier mommy

>>212760685 (OP)
She knocks it out of the park in dark comedies and sucks shit in everything else.

But my favorite thing about Reese Witherspoon is from some old Internet gossip rag from the early 2000's called "The A-List". Literally it's just a list of every Hollywood actor and actress you can think of accusing them of all being closet fags or lesbians, then when you get to Reese Witherspoon's entry, it just says something like "Did not behave appropriately in the immediate wake of the 9/11 attacks"

Freeway wad a baddd muhfucka

>>212760892
Same. Kid's got it.

>>212760892
>Saw her tits when she was 17.
What are you talking about? She first showed her tits in a movie when she was 21.

I always get her and Christina Applegate mixed up

>>212761697
They're sisters.

is Reese Witherspoon a virgin?

she's cutegly

weird shaped body and uncanny chin, yet somehow... HOT

>>212760685 (OP)
Oyakodon with her daughter

>>212761975
She looks exactly like her, it's eerie

>>212762030
Nah, she's clearly Ryan Philippes kid, Reeses son looks more like Reese

>>212761805
No, she says Laura Dern is her "sister" because they're close or whatever

>>212762030
Makes it hotter. She has some powerful genes

>>212760685 (OP)
she is a chud, she is a piece of shit

She’s great in election.

>>212762256
she got so wet in that movie

>>212760685 (OP)
Exactly what you said. She's America's Sweetheart actress who always gives solid performances. Petite girls have a particular energy. Cute but also sexpots.

>>212762030

Looks more like a young female Ryan. And that makes my pee pee feel funny

>>212762071
Im not gay but I always felt gay when looking at Ryan Philippe.

>>212761946
sex

Reese Witherspoon in TWILIGHT (1998)

>>212763472

Legally Blonde or Clueless?

apparently Reese was offered Helena Bonham Carter's role in Fight Club, but turned it down because the script was "gross".

>>212760685 (OP)
She's probably in the Epstein files

>>212762370
Don't tell me that.

>>212762370
sexual repression frustration discharge

>>212761095
This

I used to masturbate to her appearance in Friends

>>212761184
based