>doesn't have the guts to make a film, himself
>talks shit about works of art that people poured their heart, soul and sweat into
>suddenly, CANCER!
>jaw literally fucking falls OFF
>DIES
Is there a more curious case of pure JUSTICE, than what happened to Roger "Fuck My Fat Hack Face" Ebert? Also, why is every single film critic on Earth an absolute fucking FAILURE of a human being?

>>212760708 (OP)
Roger Ebert was a national treasure who will be remembered long after you're dead.

>>212760708 (OP)
I hate it when they argue over one another, it's just such an irritating noise

>>212760770
Sure thing, sugartits. He's a fucking HACK and that statue will soon be VANDALIZED.

he wrote beyond the valley of the dolls, which is a cult classic.

kino

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>>212760880
That film was only saved by Russ Meyer's stellar direction. The screenplay is utter SHIT.

>>212760708 (OP)
his reviews are also complete fucking garbage, it's just a recap of whether or not he was in a good mood that day

>>212760880
>ooh ooh I know I'll make ART using ATTRACTIVE WOMEN!
>If it's enjoyable that's a reflection of me, not a reflection of evolutionary biology

This is the highest tier of piece of shit pleb mentality that exists.