>Were.All.Gonna.Die.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Were.All.Gonna.Die.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Were.All.Gonna.Die.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Were.All.Gonna.Die.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
>Were.All.Gonna.Die.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoYVfdP0oOc

>In the near future, a towering alien "spike" materializes in Earth's atmosphere, wreaking havoc.

>Years later, it's still around.

>A struggling beekeeper is forced to team up with an emotionally raw EMT on a roadtrip to retrieve her bees (and his car) after their stuff is suddenly teleported across the country by the alien spike.

WILL THEY MAKE IT TO THEIR FINAL DESTINATION?

WILL THE HAPA FALL IN LOVE WITH THE ASIAN MAN?

WILL THE ALIEN SPIKE KILL THEM ALL?

FIND OUT FOR THIS LATE VOD TUESDAY SCIFI RELEASE!

>Burch
Why do I know this name?

>>212762198
Your ancestors were hung from them, nigger.

>Ashly Burch
god I wanna fuck her voice so bad
total auditory impregnation

>>212762198
She's a bretty gud voice actor in video games. Brother named Anthony writes for video games.

She's half SEA monkey and he's a beaner OP.
>>212762198
Hey Ash Whatcha Playin?, Borderlands, and her brother being a cuck.
>>212762268
LEL

>>212762363
>he's a beaner OP.
he's clearly Asian

She was so cute and in need of rape correction during HAWP. Shame about the whole libcuck shit and brother literal cuck shit.

>>212762384
>Rodrigues

Are you actually a retard or do you just play one on 4chan?

>>212762447
>Rodrigues
Look at his face. His name doesn't matter. He's Asian. Are you telling me Filipinos are beaners because they have Spanish last names from the Spanish colonial times?

>>212762447
>Jordan Rodrigues is an Australian actor and dancer. He is best known for his role as Trey Emory in the Hulu original series Light as a Feather. He has starred and appeared in TV series Dance Academy, Home and Away, and The Fosters, and in the core cast of National Treasure: Edge of History. Rodrigues was born in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia to Malaysian parents.

Lol you're dumb and blind.

>>212762028 (OP)
>Anthony Burch's sister

>>212762363
>he's a beaner OP.
Anon, he's Asian. Put your glasses on.

>>212762482
>>212762550
>Lunafags so desperate for a W they try to pass off a brownboi as an Asian

KONICHIWA BRO!

>>212762028 (OP)
>woman
I see 2 guys.

>>212762640
What? He's Asian you stupid fag. His bio even says so. Open your dumb boomer eyes.

>>212762482
Yes. That is exactly what I am telling you.

>>212762665
He's Malay. Not a beaner. Stupid bitch.

>>212762691
>>212762663
ORALE! KONICHIWA BRO!

>>212762767
dumb neet troll

>>212762028 (OP)
We're All Gonna Snore

>>212762663
>>212762691
>>212762797
>He's Malay. Not a beaner. Stupid bitch basterd Yankee doodle boomer man!

>>212762915
don't even know what you're saying
get a job

>>212763017
KONICHIWA BRO!

>>212762198
Probably because at least you aren't Anthony Burch.

>>212762028 (OP)
Isn't this the plot of Half-Life 2?

Cute!

You don't have to like Indie films, but you should like that they exist. They train new filmmakers, allow that to experiment, and sometimes they are gems.

"Is that Quirky Girl for our Indie Road Movie here yet?"

"Nope. She got lost on the way."

"How quirky! She's hired!"

>>212762028 (OP)
>RocketJump
Wow. I remember them from way back. Nice they got into making real movies. It doesn't look great but I just might watch for nostalgia sake

>>212764409
>>212763066
>>212762028 (OP)
rip off of the second half of hell planet remina

>>212764500
they've been trying to break into movies/tv for the past decade now.
problem is they wanna integrate into hollywood as a studio without having a pet jew involved who can convince producers they are loyal goyim

"And cut! That bee was looking straight at the camera."

>>212762028 (OP)
>1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

>>212765986
Get a job

>>212763266
looks like a tranny

What websites are these on?

https://ext.to/
https://bt4gprx.com/s
https://www.limetorrents.to/
https://snowfl.com/

I've tried them all and these torrents aren't even released publicly yet. why advertise them on these threads?

>>212766951
>I've tried them all and these torrents aren't even released publicly yet. why advertise them on these threads?
they are slow to get to public torrents but they usually show up on DDL blogs like hdencode much faster.
they advertise them to let you know they exist as soon as they pop up and begin to spread online and begin discussion.

>>212766951
public torrents are a bit slow on the release chain

OP's movies come out in this order:

1) Private torrents
2) Private usenet
3) DDL Blogs
4) Public Usenet
5) Public torrents
So you have to wait for those 4 hops before public torrents, although the rollout is faster when it's a big movie like Marvel slop.

>>212766951
because op is a stupid faggot that's been doing this for YEARS.
It's best to just completely ignore them and wait a week or two for muh sekurate club assholes to stop being terrified of uploading it to public sites.

>>212766951
>I've tried them all and these torrents aren't even released publicly yet. why advertise them on these threads?
Because the files exist. It's not bullshit. You're just mad because you waste too much time shitposting instead of getting better at piracy. Most people on /tv/ are like retarded children when it comes to piracy. You need to use your time to get better.

Study this guide and get better: https://fmhy.net/

>>212767459
case and point.
>>212767474

>>212767459
>wait a week or two
kek it is so funny that you guys are so retarded that you can't find these movies easily. How dumb are you? Shouldn't you know how to pirate like OP

>>212767506
>OY VEY GOY WHY ARENT YOU ON PTP?
>ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY MONEY TO PIRATE OR DO 1000 STEPS OF BULLSHIT AND GET AN INVITE AND UPLOAD ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT AND KEEP A 10 TO 1 RATIO AND SPEND A FULL TIME JOBS WORTH OF HOURS TO CREATE A REP AND GET INTO THE CABAL!

fuck you tranny.

>>212767562
I forgot to mention buy a seedbox and vpn.

Last time I even thought about jumping through all the hoops to get on private, it was for a movie that had just came out you couldn't find anywhere else.
I ended up just waiting for it to get released elsewhere.

That movie fucking sucked.

>>212767562
>ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY MONEY
never paid money

>1000 STEPS OF BULLSHIT
never did that. i like helping the collection by fixing the data like a wiki. it's easy and fun.

>UPLOAD ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT
movies I like? so what?

>KEEP A 10 TO 1 RATIO
I never even think about it. My PC seeds while I sleep.

>AND SPEND A FULL TIME JOBS WORTH OF HOURS
Lol what. Nobody does this. I spend more time on /tv/ than I do on private torrents and that's barely any time compared to people like you who shitpost all day lol

>>212767628
>Last time I even thought about jumping through all the hoops to get on private
What hoops? You guys act like private torrents are a job when its easy and free. If you don't want to do private torrents, just use DDL blogs.

ATTENTION IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO JOIN PRIVATE TORRENT SITES, GO HERE:

>>>/g/105913531
>>>/g/105913531
>>>/g/105913531

You will never be a pleb who can't find movies online again.

>>212767720
joining a private tracker sounds like a pain in the ass ngl, is it even worth it considering that I can basically always find everything I want through knaben?

>>212768083
Well yeah if you're a pleb who watches Marvel you don't need it but if you need actual rare kino then you need an account on a top private tracker.

>>212768599
not really. I just tried a shitty, tiny budget film that only I have seen and immediately found it

>>212768697
Sure, anon. Only you have seen it.

>>212762028 (OP)
ashley babe you barely made it as a voice actress during your 20s. your not making it as an movie actress in your 40s.

>>212769306
>babe

>>212762028 (OP)
Someone spoil me the movie please, I don't want to watch it, only want to know what's the deal with the alien in the end

>>212762028 (OP)
what's the story of the alien tentacle? or is the whole movie just a soapie relationship drama?

Imagine spending your life arguing whether some b movie slob is brown or yellow.

Jesus fucking Christ…

>>212769540
>Jesus fucking Christ
you're a disgusting depraved deviant blasphemer

>>212769540
>spending your life
/tv/ is your life, not mine

ITT: triggered incels who haven't seen the movie.

I suppose that's every thread on this stupid board.

>>212766951
>What websites are these on?
I found this movie in 10 seconds by googling. You're dumb.

>>212762028 (OP)
Is Ashly a manic pixie dream girl?

>>212766951
>why advertise them on these threads?
imagine being so dumb you can't find this movie yourself and you get mad that people discuss it on /tv/ lol

>>212766951
>I've tried them all and these torrents aren't even released publicly yet.
You don't even need torrents to download this rn.

What the hell, our boy James is in it

>>212766951
>torrents
Anon, it's 2025... I seen this thread and downloaded/unpacked this movie in 2m48s (I timed it - RS was slow at 80MB/s). And I'm not even gonna watch it!

>>212762028 (OP)
I love her voice.

>>212762028 (OP)
wat

bitch can't act, like at all

>Ashly Burch

For someone vocally woke and claiming to be queer its really weird she's currently fucking a white boomer

>>212767395
wtf is usenet. isnt that a virus

>>212767395

the edge of everything movie didnt come out on anything
every search is just ronnie o sullivan

>>212770412
what site

>>212763266
The resemblance is uncanny

why does OP even use torrent name format if it isnt on torrent sites

can someone please help me find this movie. the one place i find it it has a stupid man dubbing polish over it

https://ekino-tv.pl/movie/show/abby-na-krawedzi-hd-edge-of-everything-2023-lektor/39439

Looks too quirky and reddit to me, won't watch

>>212762411
>rape correction scene

What's HAWP

>>212771553
Ever hear the term "At least you're not Anthony Burch"? Thats her brother. Ashly and Anthony did a videogame themed websites in the early 2000s which was pretty funny stuff.

But when they got popular they turned REALLY gay, literally. Anthony had a videogame writing gig and married his cute girlfriend then immediately decided he wanted to fuck other dudes in an open marriage.

Ashly got voice acting gigs thanks to nepotism and her junkie boyfriend overdosed. She then decided she's a fighter for voice over unions and that she's like totally bi and stuff. So she's extremely obnoxious as well. Also she aged like milk and looks like she's pushing 45 instead of 35

>>212762028 (OP)
another chick flick smeared with high concept sf shit as a setting?
post cinema was a mistake

>Ashley Burch
>HAPA
>Indonesian mum and white dad
Somehow she and her brother came out looking middle eastern

>>212762028 (OP)
>Freddy Wong
What's next, stanrey roo? Rine end here

>>212771913
This. I figured the only hope Burch had was to do some indie film where she got her tits out. But its 2025 where mainstream films are full of gratuitous nudity/violence like Anora and The Substance. While indie films are boring, safe and inoffensive

>>212770582
It is on torrent sites and thats not a torrent filename

>>212770480
Good. It should stay private.

>>212762576
>gamergate was 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU

>>212762028 (OP)
they are strikingly ugly. i may watch, as the concept seems solid, but i am getting tired of ugly people in movies.

>>212769745
WHAT FUCKING SITE DID YOU DOWNLOAD THAT FROM

>>212766422
>>212770538
Pottery

>>212771381
>can someone please help me find this movie
no

>Ashly Burch goes black: the movie

>Ashly Burch goes black: the movie part 2

>>212772135
>Anora
>The Substance
>mainstream films
Is this bait?
Only reason those got Oscar nominated is cause actual mainstream films are all capeshit now, so they have to dig deeper. Those are definitely still on the indie scale, especially Sean Baker.

>>212772720
>Ashly has a black family

>>212772701
>>212772720
>non-white goes black
Don't care

>>212762028 (OP)
Eldritchslop

>>212772135

> mainstream films are full of gratuitous nudity/violence

That weird Incel Anti Sex League appears.

>>212772577
what is the point in these threads then if not to help people see the films???!?!

>>212773518
the info is all there

>>212762028 (OP)
This movie just reminds me the generative AI rot from self-learning AI models teaching themselves off AI works for human art too.
Every generation we get a little more Indie influenced by Indie influenced by another generation of Indie.
Like when it was Big Europeans and Americans who left the system the movies seemed more epic. Now we've got Silver-Haired Indie Beekeeper Girl Pissing and Deftones Chicano driving through desert where things look crazy.
We're only 15 years away from a movie about a boy who eats only Grilled Cheese and Kimchi Sandwiches falling in love with a Girl who listens to Vera Lynn and Bobby Darin in rural Missouri while their mothers feud over a hooch business.

if Ashly Burch doesn't get slowly and lewdly crushed to death by the giant space tentacle it isn't worth the time

>>212762028 (OP)
>escape Earth in car
plots get more and more stupid

>>212762198
Probably because you are better that her brother.

>>212770448
Woke in the streets, colonized in the sheets.

>>212774803

>escape Earth in car

Was that in the movie you made up in your head?

>>212774803
Nobody said they will escape earth

>>212775869
Kek

>>212762028 (OP)
Is he driving her to find her white boyfriend?

>>212762028 (OP)
The sun never sets on the Burch Empire.

>>212762028 (OP)
>Asian man
>Rodriguez

>>212769306
>you barely made it as a voice actress

143 acting credits according to IMDB.

>ashley burch

The edgy tomboy to woke feminist blob person pipeline

>>212777585
>names matter more than racial features
You're dumb

>>212777585
All those banking executives, Hollywood CEOs, and ADL board members must be white because they have white people names.

>>212762550
>Jordan Rodrigues
>malaysia
>but the chick is the hapa
how is he not a hapa too with a name like that, arguments about jungle asians and oceania aside

>>212762663
>His bio even says so
oh, well that settles it then

>>212777897
Because she has a White parent. The man has two Malay parents.

God nonwhites are so cool and sexy and badass. Feels good seeing all these incels crashout over this.

>>212777606
She really nailed "additional voices", truly her best role

>>212762028 (OP)
I love Ashly Burch. Shame she married that drug addict. I dont think she's ever been the same since.

>>212767506
>you HAVE to find this movie or you're a dumbo
>yes you HAVE to find this random movie no one is going to watch

>>212772720
What movie is this?

Spoil movie.

>>212778113
They want the movie, anon. They are literally mad they can't download it.

>>212778871
This is the movie in the OP. She lost her black husband to the alien tentacle.

>>212772418
>The Culture War evolved from gamers vs feminists to the population at large vs elite billionaire pedos in only 10 years
Can you imagine explaining this to /v/ back in 2014?

>>212762028 (OP)
Sounds kinda interesting
Apocalyptic road movies are comfy

>>212779889
Such an unusual plot.

>>212762028 (OP)
>hapa
India is not part of Asia. Fuck England and fuck geography. Asia is China, Japan, maybe two Koreas, and all the tiny third world Japans under big Japan.

chat, is this true?

>>212780273
yes

>>212762028 (OP)
>1:35
I'm so fucking sick and tired of this kind of joke. Feels like it's in every single god damn movie these days.

>>212771381
naucz się polskiego cwelu

>>212770412
enjoy your variable bitrate

>>212779889
I saw a hentai like this.

>>212782204
Kek

>>212779889
Target audience?

>>212772769
>wide released movies with multiple Oscar nominations and wins
Mainstream compared to this. Yes they're mainstream retard. Mainstream doesnt just mean capeshit.mg0vg

>>212783441
Beta males

This looks awful

>>212773224
>anora
>the substance
Yeah mate they were totally subdued in their nudity and gore in the substances case. That part where the body horror monstrosity coated the audience with blood was as restrained as the lead actress from anora shaking her ass close up in the camera