hagrid if he rizz the pussy - /tv/ (#212763093) [Archived: 392 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:32:35 AM No.212763093
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:33:54 AM No.212763138
>>212763093 (OP)
so just regular hagrid then
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:34:07 AM No.212763147
>>212763093 (OP)
>Harry, we'll meet at the Leaky Cauldron (makes "LC" with his hands)
>Spiders can't look up!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:34:49 AM No.212763167
>>212763093 (OP)
EL PELUCA SAPEE!1!!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:35:17 AM No.212763177
>>212763093 (OP)
Nick Frost couldn't rizz a Cornetto.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:41:32 AM No.212763327
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>>212763093 (OP)
>I'm gonna be a wizard, Hagrid!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:44:25 AM No.212763406
>>212763093 (OP)
Other than actor's and even more pozzed dialog, what is going to be different? What is the point of this?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:46:05 AM No.212763459
>>212763327
Might as wel, she already played Mildred Hubble.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:49:38 AM No.212763553
hey alright
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:52:46 AM No.212763626
>>212763406
Nostalgia money and (((correct))) opinions from those making it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:58:45 AM No.212763815
>>212763406
Its a very expensive called bluff when WB threatened this series to scare daniel radcliffe, emma watson and rupert grint into signing a contract for a harry potter and the cursed child adaptation (that required them to apologise to rowling). Their 11th hour gambit to get these guys to sign was to threaten a new tv series that would effectively outpace the films in runtime and diminish the trios stranglehold on the zeitgeist image of harry potter. They announced the series to news outlets in order to really scare them into signing

The trio didnt bite, so now warner is saddled with this embarrassment for at least the pilot episode, and possibly a whole season. Unless its a gigantic hit, in which case they will seriously attempt to override the films and their popularity from the zeitgeist
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:59:23 AM No.212763838
>>212763093 (OP)
poooof
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:00:46 AM No.212763879
it makes no sense to have the first 2 movies be a season each
they are very short books that fit very nicely into a full length movie
this is why the first two movies are so great

book 5 is huge and fits more into a "slice of life" type episodes that a TV show has
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:04:26 AM No.212763994
>>212763879
Like >>212763815 outlined, WB has no intention of doing a full series unless its a GoT level hit. Zaslav and Rowling played chicken with Emma Watson and Radcliffe, and it just didnt go the way WB expected
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:05:13 AM No.212764018
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>hagrid if he rizz the pussy
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:22:22 AM No.212764447
>>212763994
you're a total schizo and provide no evidence of your claims
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:38:53 AM No.212764806
>>212764447
Youre a retard, a cursed child film was in development very publicly 2 years ago https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/harry-potter-the-cursed-child-is-reportedly-becoming-a-movie/4PTEDTLERRHMVMI2IGUZSR2EZU/
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:47:53 AM No.212765015
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>>212763093 (OP)
reminds me of that Larry David movie no one saw
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:48:02 AM No.212765019
>>212763093 (OP)
>so ummm
>yea..
>I'm in a Harry Potter TV show now I guess..?
>welp! guess I'm Hagrid now!
>so that happened..
Fuck this fucking faggot. NO SOUL. It's OVER!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:52:12 AM No.212765102
>>212763879
They are filming 1 and 2 back-to-back, so probably shorter seasons.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:53:37 AM No.212765143
>>212763093 (OP)
>we have Hagrid at home
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:55:40 AM No.212765182
>>212763093 (OP)

>be a fat rotund lardass all your life
>hey we need a big fat guy to play hagrid
>okay we'll get frost he's a fat rotund lardass
>they hire him
>he starts chugging ozempic
>shows up for shooting
>looks like that

they probably can't even say shit about it and have to roll with it now
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:55:42 AM No.212765184
>>212763093 (OP)
Why he look like ps2 hagrid