Were the Hitman movies any good?

Olyphant was cool af especially when they choose swords in the subway. Olga is a Slavic hottie.

Max Payne did a more iconic scene with the valkyrie visual designs.

Not really. They ended up being fairly standard action films.

>>212764661 (OP)
No they were typical video game based slop

Fear effect would have been a better adaptation or parasite eve.

My memory is that the Olyphant one was okay. The biggest problem was how he looked like a baby.

>>212765998
You could make a good Hitman movie but it'd probably be hard to aim it at the mainstream audience.
If it was true to the spirit of the games then there wouldn't be any big shootouts, 47 wouldn't talk much, etc.
Either focus the movie on someone other than 47, or have it be a more quiet and personal movie following 47 around for 3-4 jobs.

>>212764661 (OP)
He's speech about Chinese machines guns is kino

>>212764661 (OP)
They were John Wick instead of Metal Gear Solid.

>>212766201
It would be like half life 2 (main character) meets metal gear solid.

>>212766201
It would be like Samurai or The Killer

>>212764661 (OP)
I can't remember a single scene where he was in disguise or hid a body

>>212764661 (OP)
I think Hitman is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills tagrets and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>212764661 (OP)
As an enjoyer of the first 4 Hitman games the 2007 Hitman movie is absolute kino. It doesn't follow the lore too closely but there's barely any story in the games to begin with

>>212767569
he disguised as a russian swat member in the first one

Die hard also has a fight with a hind d.

>>212765814
Max Payne did absolutely nothing right and only a complete retard would enjoy a single thing about it. I'm amazed you can write words.

>>212770463
The valkaries were cool, admit it. They weren't adapted from the game but were interesting.

>>212764661 (OP)
yeah, mainly this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWFmoUpV5Zw