>hand over you badge and gun, McClusky
>your other badge too

>>212771026 (OP)
>But boss, I need those to do my job as a vet!

But I brought this gun from home!

Lasagna

>>212771026 (OP)
>and your 4chan pass

>and your other gun

I got the DA so far up my ass, we're about to go on a honeymoon! You're fucking out of control Anonski and I won't let you take this department down with you! You've got 72 hours to bring me the perp, or I swear to sweet Mary and Jesus you'll be writing parking tickets on the North side until the Mariners win the world series!

>no Hinge profile, no Strava, no Locket, no BeReal. couldn't even find his Mastodon. he's like a ghost, sir.

>I'm your new partner, whether you like it or not
>I'm also two weeks from retirement

>I got the Major AND the governor UP IN MY ASS sergeant!

>I did some quick bing-fu you're not gonna believe this..

>>212771026 (OP)
>He was just one day away from retirement

>that stunt you just pulled makes the Hindenburg disaster look like Cub Scout picnic. I should fire you right now, O'Anon but by God you do get results.

>>212771026 (OP)
>The Chief and the city manager will be arriving down here in half an hour! When they get here, you two gumshoes had better not be!
>*throws a bunch of balled up one dollar bills at the two detectives*
>THERE! Go get some pretzels you two!
*lieutenant storms out*
>... Do you think he's angry at us?
>Nah, he gave us pretzel money.

>sorry pal, this investigation is under federal jurisdiction now
>you can go back to issuing parking tickets

>>212772955
>That was our case chief!!! You're just going to let these federal fairy boys prance on in to take our perp! That piece of shit Santiago will be half way to Mexico before they're done settling up their sissy little command center!!!