ZELDA IS THE NEW LORD OF THE RINGS - /tv/ (#212771742) [Archived: 639 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:37 PM No.212771742
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This will be bigger than LotR. Event of 2027.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:52:34 PM No.212771808
>>212771742 (OP)
It's literally confirmed a kid's movie now, retard

And that's a good thing because it means Zelda fans can easily ignore it. It's probably nice fun for the kids but no need to care
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:53:15 PM No.212771823
>>212771808
Its adapting ocarina of time, no kids movie plot
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:53:55 PM No.212771833
Hagmaxxing killed the dreams of Hunterfags and trannies.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:54:28 PM No.212771846
>>212771742 (OP)
>muh age difference
It will be feminist as fuck like everything Nintendo does lately, there is a 90% chance that there will be no romance between them besides hints
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:57:11 PM No.212771901
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>>212771823
You can easily make OoT's plot childfriendly. Gloss over the wars, gloss over the torture chambers, make zombies and underground enemies goofier, exaggerate the colors of everything and make it brither like the 3DS remake already did it. Doubt it will have anything like this:
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:57:19 PM No.212771904
>>212771823
wasn't that a kid's game? I played it when I was 6.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:00 PM No.212771919
>>212771846
>there will be no romance between them besides hints
So like every Zelda game ever made, you fucking idiot
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:25 PM No.212771933
>>212771823
OoT is a game designed for 12 year olds
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:58:58 PM No.212771946
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>>212771901
Nah, director made quite dark films like pic related, expect similar tone.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:00:15 PM No.212771975
>>212771946
producer also made morbius lmao
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:01:15 PM No.212771994
>>212771975
Producers usually mean shit, only a paycheck

Also, Myamoto is producing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:18 PM No.212772043
>>212771846
> there is a 90% chance that there will be no romance between them besides hints
How is that a bad thing? Fictional stories shouldn’t force romance on children. I cringe when old ladies ask a boy and girl talking about cartoons when they’re getting married. Why are we making children think about the other gender only in terms of romance?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:57 PM No.212772060
There’s no way anyone got through that fucking forest in oot without looking it up online. How were you realistically expected to figure that out.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:06:29 PM No.212772124
>>212771808
fpbp
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:29 PM No.212772143
>>212771742 (OP)
is that young sheldon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:14:32 PM No.212772274
>>212772060
Old Zelda games were obtuse on purpose so you would have to buy a guide. Have fun getting all the Heart Pieces through logic and intuition.
https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Ocarina_of_Time_Heart_Pieces
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:16:41 PM No.212772306
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>>212771742 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:17:31 PM No.212772319
>>212771742 (OP)
oh my heckin' age gap.... this is LITERALLY grooming... i'm shaking rn
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:18:08 PM No.212772334
>>212772274
>retarded zoomers actually think people bought guides and needed them to beat games
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:18:30 PM No.212772344
>>212771742 (OP)
jd vance lookin ass nigga
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:13 PM No.212772359
>>212772060
You are dumber than an average 6 year old white child.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:15 PM No.212772377
Age of Consent in the world
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:55 PM No.212772393
>>212772274
You don't need all the heart pieces. You don't need any hearts at all.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:21:13 PM No.212772399
>>212772377
>romania
>13(if penetration is not involved)
What
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:21:22 PM No.212772405
Luke and girlfriend
Luke and girlfriend
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:26:41 PM No.212772494
>bragason
ICELANDBROS, WE WON
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:54:39 PM No.212773004
>>212772405
he's a child and a victim.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:04:03 PM No.212774354
>>212772494
Lol
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:06:37 PM No.212774411
>>212771919
In Zelda 1 and 2 they definitely fucked. Same for Skyward Sword. BotW/TotK Link is an aspie but his Zelda was 100% horny for him.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:13:28 PM No.212774577
>>212771808
Good. That means no trannies so it'll do well
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:14:37 PM No.212774607
>>212772043
Thats called being normal dude. Every little girl dreams of finding a nice boy and every young boy finds girls cute. Stop being a subversive fag
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:16:40 PM No.212774659
>>212771808
>it means Zelda fans can easily ignore it.

They aren’t even CAPABLE of ignoring it are you fucking serious?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:19:42 PM No.212774729
>>212772405
That nigga looks 28, wtf
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:33:06 PM No.212775138
>>212772060
The owl literally tells you to follow the music
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:22 PM No.212775239
>>212772319
Don't look further into Benjamin's role in Tom Pedo Hank's Pinnochio movie
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:53 PM No.212775331
>>212772405
That’s legal in the uk