I felt a great disturbance in the server, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in dysphoria and were suddenly ack'd

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>>212771928 (OP)
they gonna see the movie anyway

>>212771968
Obviously. Zelda shits on gays for decades now and they consume anyway. They don't have principles

I'm enjoying reading resetera right now. They're not handling it well. I'm sure there's been a handful of suicides already.

>>212772155
post some screenshots

>>212772064
If Zelda didn't want the gays to swarm to it they shouldn't have made their protagonist an androgynous, fuckable twink.

>>212772242
>an androgynous, fuckable twink.
>literal teenager
uh oh

>>212771928 (OP)
>me laughing at Hunter fags

>>212772317
>LE LITERAL TEENAGER
Oh fuck off. Everyone wants to fuck Link. Oh no he's like 17 who cares. Moral panic faggot.

>>212772155
post some pics plz

>>212772242
Link is really only a twink in BoTW. OoT and TP Link was the perfect blend of masculine pretty boy

>>212772364
Fuck off vaush

>>212772364
It’s really annoying when people (mostly redditors) act like teenagers can’t be hot. As long as you don’t actually fuck them there’s nothing wrong with admitting the girl with huge tits and wide hips who just happens to be 17 years old and 362 days old is hot

>>212772422
Nigga I don't suck horse cock.

>>212771928 (OP)
Who came up with the stupid rumor in the first place anyway?

>>212771928 (OP)
She cute.
Name?

>>212772394
Twilight Princess link honestly looks even more like a woman than ever imo but everyone was distracted by wanting to fuck Midna in that game.

HOW?! Someone close to the company said they had a report that allegedly Hunter was going to be cast.

>>212772430
you. sick. FUCK!

>>212772620
I wish he looked more like he does on the cover art

>>212772656
seriously! all of those rumors and sources ?! How could this happen hunterbros!!! an anonymous tipster said she was in!

>>212772553
Hunter's agency obviously

>>212772620
What are you on about? Twilight Princess had probably the most masculine Link in the whole series.

>>212773610
I was going to post the same image. TP Link was a muscular, corn fed, goat wrangling, whole milk drinkin farm boy

>>212773610
Yeah, he's still a pretty boy in Twilight Princess, but they went out of their way to make him a walking wet dream for teenage girls who wanted the handsome Link of OOT back.

>>212775014
>teenage girls
all 5 of them who played videogames in the 90s

>>212772553
Organized cord troons and desperate chasers trying to prove they're not gay

>>212773154
This. Astroturfed douchebag

>>212771928 (OP)
AY DIOS MIOS

>>212775065
TP was released in 06, “gamer girls” scene girls, and fujoshis were in full swing by that point

>>212775983
You literally said ocarina, and either way barely any women played videogames back then

>>212771928 (OP)
people WERE just memeing... right?

>>212776891
Good choice for Gannon

>>212776891
Where is his chin?

>>212771928 (OP)
It would have been cool, but oh well.

>>212771928 (OP)
He was never going to play Zelda. Get over it, troon.

>>212771928 (OP)
Any man who must say "I am a woman" is no true woman.

You are an ill-made spiteful little creature, full of envy, lust, and no cunny. Men's laws give you the right to call yourself female, and to teach me humility the gods have condemned me to watch you troon out. Wearing that "LQBTQIA+ pride" flag, which was "LGBT" once and "LGB" before that. But neither the gods nor Men will ever compel me to use your "personal pronouns."

The queer is tired - send it to its chambers. Go now. We will speak no more of your "trans rights" or "girl cock." Oh and one more thing - 41% of your little friends will hang.

>you look so fucking outlandish that we are thinking you’d be perfect for our alien species elf queen character
>nah you won’t need prosthetics people online are already convinced you’re a make believe moid!
grim lmfao

>>212771928 (OP)
https://old.reddit.com/r/HunterSchafer/comments/1m1dfuu/hunter_schafer_will_not_be_cast_as_zelda/
Hunterchads, this hurts. Please show our transisters solidarty during this difficult and traumatic time.

>/tv/ likes trannies now

>>212777034
He’s right tho

>>212777209
We always have. So does /v/. Ask >>212777067 for more proof.

>>212771928 (OP)
I've never seen anyone shill for a fancast as hard as I've seen people shill for Schafer as Zelda. Probably just a bunch of TRA's as opposed to real fans given that they always said he looked perfect for the role, and it was just one of like, 13 incarnations of Zelda, which they would know if they were actually fans. Given that said incarnation of Zelda also happened to be the one in 2 Smash Bros games, I bet their only exposure to that version of her was through Smash and not even the game she's from.

>>212771928 (OP)
hunter fags on suicide watch (more than usual lol)

>>212777404
Hence why it should've been animated and not live action.

>>212777404
A Nintendo spokesperson made an official statement heavily implying that the whole thing was pushed by Hunter's PR team because they barely acknowledged his audition.