What the heck is going on here?

>>212772227 (OP)
Harry and Hagrid are still rather recognisable as themselves, so i'm willing to let them pass

>>212772227 (OP)
Might be a bit for a eurovision ad

>>212772227 (OP)
Black Snape is so weird

A brotha isn't gonna simp and cuck his entire life for some mid white hoe lol

>>212772227 (OP)
Rings of Power tier

>>212772227 (OP)
>What the heck is going on here?

>>212772227 (OP)
This looks like a gay fanfiction. Harry looks like a dyke playing a boy.

>>212772227 (OP)
Black Snape looks even worse than I expected

>>212772227 (OP)
If they were gonna make Snape black, they should have committed to hair that'd fit a black guy. It looks like he's wearing a wig meant for an austere white guy. The Harry looks fine I guess, but subtly uncanny valley. I actually dislike Hagrid the most because he doesn't have the rotund, "ugly in a comforting way" friendly giant look imo. Looks like a jaunt-faced homeless man that just combed his beard and hair a little.

I'm tired of remakes bros.

gonna be a huge fight between trannies and nostalgiafaggots over how to react to this

>>212772227 (OP)
https://youtu.be/nxcJW6bs5os?feature=shared&t=81

>>212772357
It's just about having a good excuse to move money around. Doesn't have to be good product. Doesn't have to turn a profit. It's all an act. Like so many jobs just being daycare for women.

that snape photo is fake. We don't know how he's going to look. That said, if he looked like that it would've been great

>>212772227 (OP)
Just can’t get over the sagging jowls and earlobes on the kid, his skin has the elasticity of a 50yo women it’s bizarre.

>>212772587
He intentionally looks like a template of an older dyke. He looks like Rachel Maddow.

Sup with Wesley Snape over here

>>212772227 (OP)
You're having a case of new = bad.

>>212772643
society of magical negroes

>>212772227 (OP)
Hagrid looks like Ted Lasso quirk chungus version of the character. This is going to be so unnecessary

>>212772643
gonna be funny when james potter lynches him

>>212772227 (OP)
I mean, if you go for a black Snape, at least give him a black haircut, this shit is so ridiculous, lmao

>>212772357
is nepobaby incompetency the current reason for why Hollywood is doing so fucking poorly? it's insane how many people get massive fucking production roles in 9 figure productions and have almost 0 credits to their name. like what the fuck is happening? where is their risk assessment teams?

>>212772779

>>212772827
While I think DEI hires are definitely to blame to a degree, they're generally not at the helm of hundred million dollar productions like the talentless nepo babies. I also feel like back in the day, most nepo babies actually had to have some inkling of talent to work their way up to their position, like the Estevez/Sheen Family, Nick Cage, the Skarsgards, etc.

>>212772265
True
A brotha wouldn't be smart enough to reach that position either.

>we want to retell the same story but with new characters
>please don't
>we will also be changing the story
>why can't you just make your own new story and characters?
>because we're evil and can't make things, only corrupt existing ideas

>>212772770
this is a fake photo

Why does Harry look like Hannah Gadsby?

>>212772367
Thats the average 30year old bong male

>>212772934
look at the graphs again and think a little harder this time

>>212772227 (OP)
You're a Cornetto Harry.

>>212772357
I liked His Dark Materials

>>212773177
kys

I actually think the new harry is cute too in his own way. The side by side with Daniel Radcliffe just feels mean cause it feels like comparing an apple to an orange type situation. If I had to explain it I feel like Radcliffe harry is lore like, the other girls in class will think he’s cute (adolescent audience) vs with this new harry, how a mom thinks her own son is cute (adult audience) so I feel like the casting kind of nailed it. For sure the originals were made for kids and nobody really knew they’d if they’d become what they are. Now I figure the new show might be technically rated for kids but it’ll be made for adults for sure. All these Disney adults Harry Potter adults. I think they did a good job

>>212772495
>It's just about having a good excuse to move money around.

Anon, that's completely retarded. Every time you "move money around" you're taxed.

>>212772227 (OP)
The new harry looks like a 30-year-old woman playing a little boy.

>>212772779
>is nepobaby incompetency the current reason for why Hollywood is doing so fucking poorly?
it's all interconnected.

>forced to hire DEI
>forced to hire nepo
>forced to do stuff that drives talent away
>forced to produce for some imaginary audience
who is left to do the movie?

>>212772227 (OP)
Harry looks like the nice relaxed rich kid in school.
Oh, wait. He is.

>>212772227 (OP)
left looks life if you put black snape into an ai generator

>>212772227 (OP)
lil bro kinda looks like a 33 year old lesbian midget

>>212772934
Failing upward wasn't so obvious until after Ryan Reynolds pre-Deadpool

>>212772227 (OP)
>Harry Pozzer

>>212772934
>the helm of hundred million dollar productions
you see companies like disney or WB produce flop after flop, for many years now. you can't even blame the producers at that point. the company wants to fail and by that extend the shareholders.

>>212772227 (OP)
They look like they're cosplaying as Hagrid, Snape and Harry from the original movie, and not like the characters themselves. Harry somehow looks like a 40 year old lesbian. Terrible casting all around. I expect nothing but the worst from this garbage. >>212772357

>>212772227 (OP)
They're not backing down from black Snape?

>>212772227 (OP)
>Severonius D'sneip
>Ozempic Haggrid
>Hermione Browner
I guess that little kid kinda resembles book cover artwork of Harry Potter, so he was the only sane casting choice in that goddamned TV show

anyone else immediately think about this kid becoming anakin skywalker's child actor 2.0?

Harry looks normal to me

What's the catch?

>>212772643
>not even women are allowed to have their favorite characters anymore
Kek, they love Snape so much and now he's also ruined
They brought this on themselves, good

>>212772227 (OP)
What kind of fucking pose is the hagrid one? Who stands still and has their face like that.