His Reddit thing. He thinks he's connecting with fans, but really, he's just another celebrity desperate for validation. Newsflash, Rock: you're not special. You're just another rich guy with a big ego and a smaller brain.

And his whole "nice guy" act? Please. It's so transparent it's almost cute. He's all "I love my fans" and "family man" while living in a mansion and flying around in private jets. Real relatable, buddy.

So, keep on "appeasing" everyone with your generic messages and forced smiles. Just don't expect me to be impressed. You're just another overrated, underwhelming celebrity who's way too full of himself.