Crisis averted - /tv/ (#212773974) [Archived: 558 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:45:32 PM No.212773974
zelda-movie-cast
zelda-movie-cast
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Kid actors confirm it's a kid's movie like Mario. No troon. No race swapping of the two key characters

No more reason to care about this movie as a Zelda fan, unless you're a kid maybe
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:46:39 PM No.212773998
>>212773974 (OP)
dunno, tolkien fans had their panties in quite a bunch over the hobbit movies
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:47:22 PM No.212774015
Did anybody really believe the Japs weโ€™re going to allow all that stuff?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:51:29 PM No.212774082
>>212774015
troons love Japan a lot more than Japan loves troons
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:31 PM No.212774124
>>212774015
only the most mentally ill among us...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:54:40 PM No.212774155
>>212773974 (OP)
>No troon. No race swapping of the two key characters
what the fuck is this, i saw no transexuals or genital swapping in the beautifl videogame ocarina of time
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:55:21 PM No.212774168
>>212774015
Japs are really fucking gay but they know what sells and what doesn't and avoid controversy in the business shit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:57:14 PM No.212774201
>>212773974 (OP)
Zelda is being played by a dude named Bo.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:03 PM No.212774265
>>212773974 (OP)
>21 years old
>kid
that's older than even hollywood high school nowadays
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:00:52 PM No.212774281
youโ€™re nuts if you think theyโ€™d cast some gross tranny for this. nobody wants to see that
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:02:47 PM No.212774326
>>212774015
no. they were just trying to astroturf that shit into reality with the "if you say something enough times it becomes true" method.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:07:10 PM No.212774428
>>212773974 (OP)
these games are for children, of course it's a movie for children
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:34:23 PM No.212775175
>>212773974 (OP)
This
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:38:14 PM No.212775290
>>212774265
the boy is like 16
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:39:17 PM No.212775317
lol2
lol2
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>>212773974 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:40:53 PM No.212775361
>>212774428
Then why did you trannies want a 30 year old tranny in it?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:44:05 PM No.212775435
>>212773974 (OP)
So, your only argument against this is it doesn't feed your lustful need for social corruption?
I'd say it's unfilmable, but now I want it just for the seething rage of you lunatics.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:22 PM No.212775472
>>212775317
One of the left is a woman, and a man is on the right.
Please understand the difference or return to kindergarten.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:32 PM No.212775476
hunter sisters (ex-bros) we lost...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:50:52 PM No.212775620
>>212773974 (OP)
I don't think they should make it explicitly a kids movie. Should go for something like a 2000's Star Wars, or LOTR movie - like 13 and up.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:55:49 PM No.212775758
Do you guys really want to see Zelda played by a tranny? If that happens, you guys will complain.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:56:28 PM No.212775775
>>212775758
I love complaining.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:01 PM No.212775785
>>212773974 (OP)
>No more reason to care about this movie as a Zelda fan,

Lol this delusional retard over here
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:28 PM No.212775797
>>212773974 (OP)
>kids franchise makes a kids movie
are you retarded OP?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:58:06 PM No.212775814
>>212773974 (OP)
Which game is it going to be based on? Probably Breath of the Wild?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:00:14 PM No.212775872
Hunter already knew he wasn't going to get the role but his team latched on to the rumor because Hollywood management always do shit like that to drum up buzz.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:02:24 PM No.212775921
>>212774326
Remember when they tried to do that with Samus and Nintendo came out and told them to fuck off?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:29 PM No.212775975
>>212775797
why do you assume fans of an old af franchise are all kids. do you have autism? it's like dragon quest
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:09 PM No.212775992
>>212773974 (OP)
Cringe
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:28 PM No.212776171
>>212775992
No trannies?
MEGAMIND.JPG
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:12:33 PM No.212776174
>>212775435
Hard to decipher your schizo drivel but...
>unfilmable
That's the thing, it will be shit either way but it's most definitely for younger audiences and not day 1 fans so there is no reason to care. Had they raceswapped Link and Zelda or cast a troon for them, you would have to care because that'd be an awful thing to do to the series and certain groups would rub it in your face anyway
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:45 PM No.212776885
>>212773974 (OP)
is this young sheldon or am i retarded?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:13:12 PM No.212777883
>>212773974 (OP)
>unless you're a kid maybe
All Zelda games are made for kids. If you are over 16 and still play zelda wtf you doing?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:14:56 PM No.212777931
>>212773974 (OP)
>Kid actors
they are 21 and 17
if these are kid actors, sleeping with a 21 year old is pedophilia
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:23:10 PM No.212778171
>>212777883
>All Zelda games are made for kids.
Nigga you are manchild thinking there is a big distinction between Zelda and your "cool mature" games
>If you are over 16 and still play zelda wtf you doing?
Having fun exploring fantasy worlds, rushing through good level design and building random
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:29 PM No.212778286
bridget-guilty-gear
bridget-guilty-gear
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>>212774015
>Did anybody really believe the Japs weโ€™re going to allow all that stuff?
yes?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:20 PM No.212778315
>>212773974 (OP)
OBSESSED
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:03 PM No.212778343
>>212776885
its not him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:33 PM No.212778356
>>212773974 (OP)
How is crisis averted? Zelda has top billing. She has replaced Link as the lead in his own franchise. It's just more female protagonist demoralization.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:36 PM No.212778390
>>212778356
dude, the movie is literally called Zelda
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:30:52 PM No.212778398
bugs
bugs
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>>212773974 (OP)
>only care about this if you're a kid
>make a thread about it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:37:39 PM No.212778625
>>212778171
>Nigga you are manchild thinking there is a big distinction between Zelda and your "cool mature" games
lmao you don't think media is created with targeted age groups in mind? LMAO dude
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:43:45 PM No.212778828
>>212778356
>She has replaced Link as the lead in his own franchise
last time I checked its called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:44:29 PM No.212778855
>>212778286
Who is this cute girl
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:45:29 PM No.212778899
>>212773974 (OP)
>Link has brown hair
Dobson bros we won
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:47:33 PM No.212778960
>>212773974 (OP)
This is good news but too bad the movie will be dogshit regardless. Mid director and screenwriter. Produced by Sony. A recipe for disaster.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:48:58 PM No.212779009
18 year old pedos
18 year old pedos
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>>212773974 (OP)
>21-year old woman
>kid
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:49:26 PM No.212779024
>>212774015
This. Nintendo wont sully one of its biggest IPs with troon shit
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:54:20 PM No.212779211
>>212774015
Thank you.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:08:03 PM No.212779683
>>212778625
I know that I was obsessed with GTA and CoD as a kid but grew out of it unlike you while exploring a well designed world and solving puzzles is always fun. You literally suond like a retard btw., doesn't help your convincing power
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:12:25 PM No.212779826
troon deleted
troon deleted
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Kek troons are deleting their tweets complaining that they didn't cast Hunter Schafer. They want to act like none of it ever happened

Utter defeat
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:14:09 PM No.212779877
>>212774015
Literally like 25% of anime has a random tranny in it for no reason, so yeah I wouldn't have been surprised if they allowed it.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:15:09 PM No.212779900
>>212775472
Anon is obviously highlighting that fact, autism-kun.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:17:22 PM No.212779959
Did zeldatroons really think that this was going to be a film targeting millenial zelda fans? Obviously this was always going to be a kids movie. Honetly I think it's retarded anyway because kids don't give a fuck about zelda. Mario is universal and Sonic pulled through because the movie itself was so obviously targeted at zoomers and gen alpha, but imo Zelda is too niche to go big at the box office.

I think this is going to be a flop.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:18:23 PM No.212779987
>>212779009
When are we gonna see the pendulum swing the other way on this bullshit, or is the purity spiral forever?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:21:28 PM No.212780066
>>212779959
The millenial fanbase is going to be bigger than the kids fanbase so I don't see why they wouldn't go for that.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:22:45 PM No.212780101
>>212774015
Of course after old japanese men have the same sensibilities as a transexual deerkin from california
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:25:54 PM No.212780181
>>212780066
Realistically how big is the adult Zelda fanbase? I don't know. It's big in videogame audience terms but movies is a different ballgame. But if you target it at kids, you can get the general kid audience which is massive. Do zoomers or gen a give a fuck about Sonic? No, but the movies did amazingly because they pandered so well to that generation.

And adult Zelda fans are still going to see this movie no matter what it is, so they won't lose on tickets by making it kiddie. They would lose tickets by making a film with a higher age rating and forgoing the kid tickets.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:27:28 PM No.212780223
>>212778286
death to all localizers and tertiary tw*tt*r "artists"
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:36:58 PM No.212780530
>>212780181
you have millenial + gen-z + a bit of gen-x. Zelda games aren't even kids games in nature. They've always been targeted to 12+ crowd.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:43:07 PM No.212780751
>>212779683
>run on sentences
>typos galore
>btw
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:43:39 PM No.212780778
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cfca5b6f7cea1689e5ad970e265479ff
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>>212780530
>Zelda games aren't even kids games in nature. They've always been targeted to 12+ crowd.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:44:41 PM No.212780814
>>212773974 (OP)
>No more reason to care about this movie
kek you wish
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:46:04 PM No.212780853
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1574536480510_48743_1747
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>>212780530
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:48:03 PM No.212780937
>>212780778
>>212780853
the games have complex puzzles that aren't possible for a 10-year old to solve.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:48:25 PM No.212780954
latest[1]
latest[1]
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>>212780530
>12 year olds aren't kids
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:01:51 PM No.212781460
>>212773974 (OP)
that zelda girl is gonna make me coom so hard
cant wait to check her wikifeet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:05:04 PM No.212781587
>>212773974 (OP)
why did they cast a twink as Link?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:19:46 PM No.212782065
>>212778286
he's still male in Japanese
>>212778855
Bridget from guilty gear
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:20:49 PM No.212782097
>>212781587
that boy is 16 you pedo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:21:48 PM No.212782124
>>212773974 (OP)
White people won.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:24:00 PM No.212782194
>>212779877
Name one anime with a prominent troon in the top 10 most profitable.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:25:31 PM No.212782236
>>212779959
>seething /tv/ baiter says it will flop
500mil in two weeks confirmed
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:26:27 PM No.212782274
>>212781587
Demoralization. Zelda is the girl boss protagonist and Link is her emasculated sidekick. They've been dragging the Link character through a multiple games long humiliation ritual already. He's practically naked in all his recent games, dresses like a female belly dancer, shows bulge, is completely naked in that one art book, and has been replaced as the protagonist in recent games by Zelda. This is all done very intentionally
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:26:58 PM No.212782294
>>212778286
>draw girl
>call it a man
Real life doesn't work out that way
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:38:31 PM No.212782705
>>212775317
>>212779826
Kek