https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKZyYdwS3Wg

>The original run of the X-Files took 8 years, 8 months, & 9 days to air 9 seasons, including 202 episodes and a theatrical film. Stranger Things will end this year after 9 years, 5 months, & 10 days with only 5 seasons with 42 episodes.

>>212774350 (OP)
holy fuck they all look 45 wtf happened

>>212774419
And Starnger Things will end with more quality episodes and ending than x files did

Quality>>>quantity

>>212774419
X-files is like 90% MOTW and don't have much to do with the actual ayyylmao plot line.

>>212774350 (OP)
zoomers are boycotting the show because the actors and writers are zionists

wokeness has won.

>>212774350 (OP)
I was so put off by how hard S3 steered into the clownshoes that I didn’t even bother with S4.

>>212774557
So what retard. Stranger Things is mostly low effort slop.

>november
>christmas
>new years
kill everyone involved in this

>>212774350 (OP)
I really hate how Hopper just turned into a secret agent at some point

>>212774492
They are doing drugs, Nancy Actor is clearly on cocaine and/or anorexic

How is Vecna even a threat again? They just shot him last time and he died

>>212774597
>16k likes in 20 minutes for the trailer on the most anti zio arab social media there is
Gen Z once again fails at accomplishing literally anything

Secret final boss revealed

>>212774419
>9yrs
Has it really been that long? I remember marathoning the first season when it came out over a weekend. Was stoked for the 2nd season and that was such a letdown I haven't bothered to watch anymore of it since.

Mileven chads we won

>>212774350 (OP)
this show is packed with reverse gender children and is an obvious RED FLAG to anyone who doesn't support grooming, traumabonding, abuse mental and otherwise of innocent kids. it's also very gay and Z-genned by default

>>212774350 (OP)
i'm tired of pretending millie bobby brown is attractive

>>212775100
What a weird body shape

>>212775100
The promise has been fulfilled

>>212774622
exact same here. sucks as well cause season 1 came out in a great year for me, and i associated it with good memories. then the fucking retarded gang of diverse superheros showed up.

millie bobby whatever absurd thing they call it is a boy with a buzzcut and female hormone replacement, a la sinead o-connor

>eleven holds out her hand while screams really loudly
woah they're really taking a new direction this time

>>212775238
haha are those lip fillers?

>>212774350 (OP)
That pictures giving
>We've got the Last of Us s1 at home

Some new stills

the last season was awful, its all been downhill since season 2

In this trailer alone I noticed:
>Terminator reference
>Alien reference
>Jurassic Park reference
DUDE THE 80S/90S!!!

>>212775523
The amount of POCs school children has been doubled since season one

>>212774350 (OP)
a guy in the 80s wouldn't hold his rifle in a post-Desert Storm tacticool stance

>>212774622
You missed out, S4 was by far the best season since the first at least, until they came out with the last two feature-length sleep-inducing episodes and all the new hype quietly died

The Dustin-Steve buddy thing has been quite tiring since season one

>>212774350 (OP)
>>212775238
For me it was the "putting her back in water again". Nothing looks new at all. It's another case of "wanting to finish up the show forever so let's cut the budget and get it over with". Lol

>>212774350 (OP)
You can just see the stupid in her expression

>>212774350 (OP)
You know, the kids actually look pretty good. El still looks young enough (total babe in real life too), that rat bastard looks almost human, both of them. That negro i rather not see but okay, and that fat little kid with the weird mouth is fine too, kinda digging the punk style.

>>212775653
Well it's america...

>>212775238
>>212776019
>Will touches the back of his neck

>>212774492
smoking, drugs and sunlight will age you fast

>>212775068
You chose wisely.

>>212775346
Of course, all these sluts in hollywood do shit to themselves.

>>212776048
I don't think anybody will be looking at her face this season Anon

Nancybros it’s our time

>>212775100
Eleven is the luckiest girl in the world...

>>212774521
lmao take a look at this retard
X-Files is still beloved despite not one but two shitty finales because the MotW were the best part. Meanwhile no one is going to remember Stranger Things in 3 years same as Squid Game.

>>212776151
she should have gotten bimbo tits to fuck with netflix

>>212774350 (OP)
people still watch this stuff? kek

Kino is coming

>>212776418
>people still watch well made television shows????????

Legitimately just going to watch this and then cancel my Netflix subscription that I’ve had since 2012.

With Squid Game ending this year also I don’t think there’s anything worthwhile on Netflix anymore.

>>212776564
You’re right, literally what else is there?

>>212776594

Mass Bylers suicide incoming

>>212776621

>>212775593
Why are these thirty year olds still riding bikes? Shouldn't they be in a car by now?

>>212776666
Don’t move to NYC or Europe.

>>212776666

vecnachads we are so back and with a kino new form.

>>212776564
>>212776594
This is what is upcoming on Netflix…

>>212775561
Did they time travel to the past or am I retarded

>>212774350 (OP)
wow I can't wait for eleven to stretch her arm(s) and do a "D:<" it's gonna be epic.

>>212776564
I’ve heard Alice in Borderland is good.

>>212776564
Kinda of want to check the Last Airbender live action series to see how much of a shit show it is. Who knows if that sequel series will get off the ground though.

>>212775561
Mr. Goblino looks like such a tryhard faggot

>>212776655
That weren't real Will fans anyway. Imagine not being happy he's being set up as one of the most important characters this season and instead seething he's not having to suffer dating post S1 Mike.

>>212775704
>S4 was by far the best season since the first

You're just being retarded, right? Right?

>>212774492
The power of mutt genes and coffee

>>212774350 (OP)
Absolute kino

What’s the news of a supposed live-action spin-off show that’s supposed to be coming?

I know they’re doing an animated show.

>>212774557
What difference does that make? The MOTW still have a ton of effort put into them and were a core part of the show's appeal even in the first season.

>>212774350 (OP)
modern tv is so embarrassing

>>212776167
Time for her to send shivers down our spines?

>>212776979
You really think either S2 or 3 were better?

>>212774492
You'll wish you have good skin perfect at 45.

>>212774521
zoom zoom

>>212775523
She’s in Mr Clark’s class now.

>>212775981
They weren’t even buddies in season 1 you dumbass casual

>>212775179

All bodies look kind of weird in bicycle suits

>>212776655
>>212776952
This.
Why do these weirdos think Mike will turn le gay in 2 episodes when it took 4 seasons to finally have Will be brought as one?
Not to mention the central love story is El and Mike.

>>212777475
Season 2 was bland and boring but season 3 was unironically way more entertaining and it had the decency of not having almost every fucking episode be approximately 2 FUCKING HOURS LONG. Season 4 not only had that but
>utterly wasted the entirety of the russia plot by having it basically be irrelevant to the actual main plot except towards the very end where the writers suddenly remembered that they needed to tie this shit together somehow and have hopper fight a smoke monster from the upside down that the soviets captured...somehow and is also conveniently connected to vecna because reasons
>oh yeah and no explanation as to how hopper survived the explosion at the end of season 3 or how the soviets are apparently able to use the upside down to teleport around the fucking world without trouble
>vecna's entire existence and him being such a piss-poor villain that he gets his ass kicked repeatedly
>papa suddenly somehow being alive and retconning season 1 to retroactively shoehorn vecna into the backstory
and that's only scratching the surface.

>>212776452
I guess that's one way to admit you haven't watched more than an handful shows

>>212777192
Modern TV you aren't supposed to "be a fan" of things its just watch literally whatever product and wait for next product.

>>212775523
holy FUCK those things are ugly. i don't even like seeing them anymore. disgusting abominations. a literal affront to God himself.

looks great ngl

>>212777725
Only the last couple episodes of S4 were 2 hours. Yeah, they were fucking shit and likely this next season is gonna be similarly shit. But I'll still stand by the rest of S4. Almost all your complaints are backloaded to those terrible last two episodes. The first chunk of episodes, though, was the most fun I've had with the show since the original. S3 had too much running round the damn mall and way too much Erica.

>>212775523
Still pisses me off she became a main character. Her brother had no personality other than basketball but no let's develop his annoying sassy little sister instead.

>>212774967

Correct.

>>212774350 (OP)
Why’s Noah schnapp being a fragile and effeminate fag in the trailer?

>>212776594
The Toys That Made Us is still going on? It's been years since they made new episodes, before Covid even.

>>212778198
He feels it inside him everywhere! His arc this season seems to be him gaining control of that telepathic connection to Vecna and using it to control upside down shit. So sweating is apparently his version of nosebleed.

>>212778387
Will Schnapp die in this final season?

>>212778010
>Only the last couple episodes of S4 were 2 hours.
That's why I said approximately. The others were around 1.5 hours each and with almost nothing of importance happening for most of them.
>Almost all your complaints are backloaded to those terrible last two episodes.
No they are a consistent issue across the entire season. Especially because I stupidly hoped that all the retarded shit would be explained by the end and we'd get some kind of satisfying ending to the season but nope the shittiness of the final episodes by extension also enhanced the shittiness of the earlier episodes. Two of the issues I mentioned appear as early as episode 6.

Mind you I didn't even get into other stupid stuff like how Mike and company suddenly regressed into being nerds playing D&D when season 3 established that they had outgrown that which is what led to Will feeling left behind and ostracized or even Will suddenly becoming a flamboyant homo outta nowhere.
>S3 had too much running round the damn mall
You could just as easily say that S4 had too much running around the fucking desert or a Russian gulag.
>and way too much Erica.
...nigga you do remember that Erica had an even BIGGER role in season 4? If you hated S3 because of her then you should have absolutely raged at S4.

>>212778474
I honestly don't remember Erica being in S4 that much. Maybe I've blanked her out. And if that's the case, maybe the fact I'm misremembering so much is a sign of how shitty this show's become. Maybe I'm just conflating the 'fun' I felt with the fun of shitposting about S4 on here when it came out.
>Mind you I didn't even get into other stupid stuff like how Mike and company suddenly regressed into being nerds playing D&D when season 3 established that they had outgrown that
They've got the D&D dice and maps out again in this trailer

>>212775654
That stood out to me as well. Hopper isn't trained spec ops or modern military. He's a small town sheriff.

>>212778463
Nope. They've always said they're never killing any of the mains and will and hopper are double safe because they've already done fake out deaths and it would be cruel to Joyce.

>>212775654
>>212778590
Lol. There's a lot of offensive pictures ITT. But I'm with you guys, him going "special ops" was the most egregious. WTF.

I liked season 1 quite a bit, but season 2 was so fucking boring and bland I had zero motivation to watch season 3. Does it get any better or is it just not worth engaging with. I'm guessing the latter.

>>212779116
S2 is the show's low point and it's not even close

does anyone even still give a shit?

>>212774350 (OP)
>Turned trailer on
>Turned off the sound
>Every. Fucking. Shot. Has. Slow. Camera. Movement, simulating AI feel.

They are preparing us for inevitable AI slop, arent they?

>>212774967
Twitter is not that popular anymore, the peak was in the pandemic.

Bylerbros is there any hope?

>>212775163

I remember discussing this with someone when she was still a child. This person said she gave young Natalie Portman vibes (think Leon) and i said no fucking way so we bet on it and waited for time to say it´s piece. Looks like i won.

>>212774492

Well, that trailer pretty much sets thing to 1989 or later so some growth is understandable. They still look kind of too old albeit only Millie looks 40. The rest look 20 something. None looks like a teen anymore.

>>212774350 (OP)

Can´t say that i´m hyped. I mean, i´ll watch it. It´s 3 fucking episodes and i´ve stuck with it this long even though only season 1 was actually good but i´m not particularly into it. I don´t think there are any more surprises in that deck except maybe killing some members of the main cast. Personally i think that now that the kids grew up Steve should graduate from nanny duty and all red flags should be reset so at least it´s fair but if i´m honest i´m still betting he dies protecting Dustin or Nancy. Other than that i think Hopper is probably dead too.

Anyone for season 5 death bingo?

*ahem*

A reminder that you missed out on teenage love.

That is all. Thank you.

>>212774350 (OP)
80s slop written by Kike Supremacists. I'm good. And kike supremacist Brett Gelman. Shit is gay

>>212777725
Season 4 was widely loved by normies but I thought it was the most bloated pompous piece of shit ever, like they’re trying to make something on the scale of Lord of the Rings when 2/3rds of the storylines are completely worthless

>>212780521
I mean they're spending most of the season together and Eleven is off with Hopper (and might die or get trapped) so maybe.

>>212781498
Here is the key to understanding Stranger Things since season 2: when Steve is on screen then the show is entertaining and important things actually happen, when he’s not on screen it’s redundant and boring

>>212781099
Will, Hopper and Steve will die. Show will end with the characters mourning Will after he saves the world with his faggotry.

>>212774350 (OP)
This bitch literally looks like she's in her early 40s, late 30s AT BEST.
Also, they're still making this dogshit show? I tapped out after S2 E2 or some shit

>>212775100
both of them will die

>>212776151
I hope we get more scenes like this

>>212780152
By far the most popular show on Netflix and thus the world

>>212775593
mike's such a chad

>>212774350 (OP)
Byler endgame or we riot

>>212783177
Unless they specifically filmed a fakeout ending most of the kids are gonna live

>>212781674
You will never be white.

>>212785118
To be fair Eleven defiantly wasn't seen in the final scenes they filmed, while ones like Mike, Dustin, Steve Will and Max were. Doesn't mean she's dead they may have just tried harder to hide her but I don't see how they can wrap up the show without either killing or depowering her again.