We attempted to negotiate, but Galactus... he asked too high a price… He asked for our child. Therefore, you must all now die horribly tee hee.

>>212776502 (OP)
doctor doom will save them

> also we, meaning myself, my hot wife, my celebrity brother-in-law, and my golem, will be leaving in a interdimensional life raft with said child. I would ask God to have mercy on you but I am too smart to believe in God.
> FANTASTIC FOUR, FANTASTIC FOOOOOOOUR

>>212776502 (OP)
Can you just produce a new kid?

I mean it's sad, but people have sacrificed more to less real gods.

>>212776928
It is just a clump of cells, right Reed?

>>212776502 (OP)
Maybe like Yahweh, he'll say "JUST KIDDING" at the last minute and everyone will laugh nervously.
God was such a cutup.

sure, they could give Galactus their child, but 3 months later he would just announce a 35% tariff on Earth again

>>212776502 (OP)
cant wait the same deus ex machina as the incredibles cause i know how strong its the child to galactus ask for him