>character gets hit in the nuts
>he says “mommy” in a high pitch voice
>onlooking character says “oooooo… that’s…… gotta hurt”
>a nearby dog whimpers and covers its eyes with its paw

>*cut to slow-motion close up video of a cook cracking an egg on the rim of a mixing bowl*

>sex scene
>train goes through tunnel.
They did this in the sopranos when Vito was getting his asshole ravaged by JCakes

>>212778532 (OP)
>end of the movie
>dad and mom reunited kiss each other
>kids high five each other
>dog and his same breed of dog wearing a pink bow lick each other

>>212778532 (OP)
despite the fact i've seen this sequence multiple times the description alone makes me laugh...

>>212778532 (OP)
>ouch! what's the number for 911?!

>>212778532 (OP)
>There's a raccoon in/under/around something
>guy leans in to coax it out
>"Hey there little fella."
>raccoon launches itself snarling directly at his head and attaches itself like a facehugger
>muffled screaming as guy flails around attempting to dislodge it
>friends attempts to helpfully beat the raccoon off him only to do more harm than good

>>212780309
>racoon jumps off guy
>friends continue beating him unaware

>>212778532 (OP)
Kek, based. Right in the nuts!

>>212780309

Why did we collectively decide as a society that kino scenes such as the ones mentioned in this thread should be replaced with Tessa Thompson and Lizzo explaining how evil men are?

>>212780577
We didn’t decide on THAT but we did decide that Jews should live (for some reason???) and then the Jews were the ones that made that decision.

>>212778532 (OP)
https://youtu.be/SuyLeUjuT_k

>>212780456
>all the ruckus is over
>the raccoon escaped
>"Did we get him?"
>the guy who was beaten: "You got me alright."

>>212778719

>>212778672
kek

>girl says something crazy
>coocoo clock starts chirping

>"Anon don't do that!"
>Anon accidentally does that
>Entire room/project/model/toy gets absolutely destroyed for 2 minutes while they all scream and shout, unable to stop the destruction Anon just caused.
>Shot of destroyed room/object
>Complete silence
>1 final piece collapses and makes a loud noise

>>212778859
Name one 90s movie where this DOESNT happen

>>212781060
>"anon don't do that"
>anon flails to try and prevent it
>rube goldberg machine cluster of events narrowly avoided by a millimetre at the last second
>"phew"
>a gust of air causes the events to fall into motion anyway causing chaos and destruction

>>212781110
The Godfather Part 3. Some say its dower nature is what caused a large amount of negative reception.

>>212780456
>Racoon joins in and starts kicking him while he's curled up in the foetal position

>>212780309
>>212780456
>>212780663
>>212781278
The guy and the raccoon are friends by the end of the movie, and he says “can we keep him?”

>>212778672
>Cut to another cook juicing oranges in an electric juicer.
>Cut to another cook juicing limes in her hand
>Cut to another cook pounding meat with a mallet
... I'm not hungry anymore.

>>212780663
>ruckus is over
>whew that was close
>guy turns around and raccoon is now on his back leading to another round of hijinx

>crash happens off screen
>cat scream is overdubbed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjdxYxVHIt8

>>212781629

>a nearby dog whimpers and covers its eyes with its paw

DON'T GIVE GUNN ANY IDEAS

>>212778532 (OP)
https://youtu.be/LFRlUKXT_S0

>>212781719
>OOOOOO… RIGHT in the supernads

>>212778532 (OP)
true story...
> 1980's
> in the US, there is an (eventually failed) Soccer league, called the NASL
> attend most games, because my mom worked for an advertising company that did work for them, and none of the bosses liked soccer
> good seats up front

To the point...
> on the field is a photographer, someone with all the access passes
> he's trying to look cool to the team cheerleaders, who are on the field nearby
> he's being all artistic taking his pictures etc.
> he gets down on two knees and starts to line up a shot across the field.

then...
> a player randomly kicks the ball
> it almost floats in the air, moving so slowly
> it hits the ground and takes off like a rocket
> hits the photographer right in the nuts
> like a cartoon, his body remains stiff, he just falls forward on his face
> the entire crowd on that side of the stadium lets out a collective... ooooooo at the same time