Missed opportunity

Sheikbros…

she'd make a perfect link from legend of zelda

>>212778832 (OP)
You lost tranny nigger. Move on to another astroturfing campaign.

>>212778832 (OP)
it's literally ALWAYS the same picture of Schafer
they never ever post anything else because they know the hairstyling is 95% of the supposed "resemblance" and distracts from the man face and tree trunk neck

Funny how it's always THAT pic where Schafer half-cosplays as an elf anyway

HEXAGON TITS

>>212778832 (OP)
Nah, nobody likes trannys or the gay men who masturbate to them

spamming/flooding?

>>212778942
How come homosexual men who masturbate to men with penises never post this picture when saying Hunter Schaefer should play Zelda?

Hunter will never be a gatherer

>>212778930
Because the hair is vaguely like Twilight Princess's Zelda's braids. That's it. Ignore the other 15 versions of Zelda that didn't have those braids, or that the movie is very unlikely to draw on Twilight Princess at all.

>>212779017
uh....have you seen this >>212778832 (OP)

>>212778832 (OP)
GOD she is so sexy! I want to play her ocarina IYKWIM

>tfw attracted to men
>not into any bondage/leather/pride type stuff
>just want it to be for gays how it is for straights

i feel old.

>>212778832 (OP)
one looks like a man and the other looks like a cartoon character
no similarity at all

>>212778832 (OP)
>>212778942
OP is making a common mistake in assuming that the main character is named Zelda. This is an easy mistake to make, since the game is called Legend of Zelda. But that main character is actually called Link. Zelda is a woman LOL so you can imagine how ridiculous it would be to have Hunter play Zelda!

>>212778925
>>212778930
>>212779038
and they are surprised when the actual casting does not care about it lol

>>212779143
Unfortunately you’re a minority among your people and the majority of you guys are obnoxious, flamboyant degenerates. I feel sorry for you because your peoples culture has devolved into degeneracy and I understand part of the reason why is because for so long your peoples culture has had to hide their sexuality causing them to go crazy when they were free to be gay whenever they gathered, however that doesn’t matter anymore. The why is irrelevant when we’re living in the now. I’m sick of the excuses from gays, niggers and the like. Fix your shit or you will be purged, I’m sorry but even people like you will have to go to get rid of the gay menace destroying society.

>>212778832 (OP)
She should show her massive cock desu

>>212779386
It's not an ethnicity lol

Everyone knew this was never going to happen, it was just redditfags deluding themselves so they could have something to complain about when it inevitably didn't happen.

>>212779492
His penis is most likely very small due to the drugs he takes

That's a man

meanwhile the actual actress

>>212779561
>do this to Keira Knightley
>same result

>>212779704
It isn't though is it

>>212778832 (OP)
She cute.
Name?

>>212778832 (OP)
That jaw

>>212779704
Keira Knightley's shoulders are those of a woman, not a man.

>>212779776
Zelda of Hyrule.

>>212778942
This dude plays in a Norwegian Death Metal band called Abhorrent.
>>212779033
Stop posting pictures of my girlfriend.

>>212779788
>>212779729
nah one could argue the shoulder ratio is about the same, waist-hips too

>>212779265
They're in a bubble and have no connection to reality. Nintendo are playing it safe with their new venture into film, they want it to succeed. The Mario movie should have made this clear, they're going for as surefire as they can. They kept it faithful to Mario, they used a reliable moneymaking animation studio that keeps budgets reasonable, they had a big name cast, and they kept the story familiar and basic.

Now, for Legend of Zelda, it's live action, so they can't just toss random big names, they now have to fit the character visually too, and the story will have to be more involved than Mario's basic one. There's also more to draw on, since the games have more of a narrative than the Mario ones where it's purely an excuse except for the RPG spinoffs, but that still meant they would play it safe and cast young unknown white English actors for Link and Zelda. There will be some bigger names in the supporting cast, but there's absolutely nothing surprising about the two leads' casting here.

They were not, under any circumstances, going to immediately plunge their film into divisive controversy by casting an American tranny in his late twenties. And for what? I'm afraid they don't cast based entirely on a random picture the guy in braids.

>>212778942
I loved Children of Bodom as a teen. Follow the Reaper!

>>212779926
How do you do fellow metal shitposter.

>>212778981
/tv/ is unmoderated.

>>212779063
I want to grapple with HER hook

>>212780049
>>212779063
I would take a shot from her Deku nuts to my face (if you know what I mean)

>>212778832 (OP)
>missed disaster
fify

>>212779561
>>212779869
Way longer arms, way broader shoulders, way narrower hips. Trannys and the gay men that masturbate to them are delusional

>>212778832 (OP)
Not that they'd ever cast a tranny as Zelda, but they're going for the BotW Zelda in the movie, the Zelda Schafer supposedly looks like is the adult Twilight Princess one

>>212779869
The man’s shoulders are way wider than his hips, it’s not nearly as profound as with Kiera Knightly. She also has small curves in her torso unlike hunters who has a V shape. Kiera Knightly unmistakably has a more feminine body

>>212779906
They’re not playing it safe by casting a woman to play Zelda. They aren’t playing it anyway, they’re just being normal. Trannys and the gay men that master are to them are delusional for thinking it a tranny was ever even in consideration for the role.

>>212779869
one could argue, but one would have to be an idiot to do so

>>212778832 (OP)
Left = male jaw
Right = female jaw

Pretty simple

>>212778832 (OP)
You lost. Your gay fetish doesn't matter in real life.

The troon lovers are having an absolute fucking meltdown on Twitter right now
Chuds always win

>>212781061
I didn't say they were playing it safe by casting a woman. I said they were playing it safe in general, not doing anything that might cause controversy or drive off audiences. There was never any chance they even considered for a single second casting anything other than a young woman, almost certainly a white English girl with a posh demeanor.

>>212781073
But that woman kind of has manly body with slight curves and shoulders a bit broader than her waist therefore hunters body which is even more manly with no feminine traits at all has a woman’s body for some reason!

>>212778832 (OP)
They should just give Hunter his own trans hero to play

>>212781207
>no feminine traits at all
one could argue

>>212781375
no

>>212781375
Nobody wants trannys in their movie except trannys and the gay men who masturbate to them which are a small minority of people, much smaller than the amount of people who would be disgusted by the sight of a mentally ill man with weird fetishes pretending to be a woman and would refuse to see the movie. Therefore creating a movie that is trying to appeal to broad audiences and not just trannys, gay men who masturbate to them, and deranged leftists (all 3 of which share considerable overlap) would be a disaster for the studio producing the movie.

>>212781375
I've been saying. Hunter could play both Radagon and Marika in the Elden Ring flick
both of these images >>212781375
>>212781412 are from the same day

i cant fathom people whp thought they were casting 30 years olds, especially since they want this to be a franchise

>>212781412
Yes, he has no feminine traits. Octagon silicone implants are not feminine traits, in fact they aren’t even human ones.

>>212781412
Why are you posting this picture
>>212778942
and not this picture?
It's the same dude

>>212781412
now take away his control over lighting, camera angle and makeup

>>212781605
cuz that picture is far more recent than the other picture
>>212781598
one could argue

>>212781573
Nah, he can’t. He’d be perfect for Gostoc though. Maybe he can even play the sing eater too.

>>212781645
This dude is a fucking clown
I hate trannies so much

>>212781716
>I hate trannies so much
Be better.

>>212781645
>>212781412
One could argue you can't admit you're gay, so you need to fetishize men who do surgery to make themselves look like women, thoughts?

>>212778832 (OP)
>Let me be zelda pls

>>212781561
you know you want her.

>>212781645
Yes, he has no feminine traits. That’s why he got excessive surgeries to try and change his body and face to resemble female traits as well as uses copious amounts of make up. He does not have a feminine face, he has a males face that has had lots of surgery and make up. He does not have a feminine body, he has a male body with silicone implants.

>>212781810
He moves like he has polio as well, which is hilarious.

>>212778832 (OP)
Good luck with that too, faggot!

>>212781412
Am I meant to be impressed by breast implants shoved up to his underbite by a dress?

>>212781645
So he's even OLDER than >>212778942 now? Oof

>>212781738
one could argue

>>212782105
Man face, man arms, illusion of curves/hips due to his dress (he’s probably wearing a corset because in other pictures showing his body we can see just how narrow his hips are and how V shaped his torso is). His face looks even more manly in that webm than the ones you posted earlier and judging by the smaller silicone implants on his chest we can tell this webm is way older and when he had less surgeries for his face and chest. He passes even worse in this webm and you are even more gay for being attracted to him.

>>212782198
I'd still let Hunter succ

YOU LOST TRANNIES!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

>>212778832 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tranny status: ACKED

>>212782235
>>212782383
nobody actually thought that rumor was real little retardo, not even Hunter simps.

>>212782232
Yes, because you’re gay

>>212782105
You should nix that webbum from your rotation because he legit just looks like a dude in a dress here.

>>212778832 (OP)
bullet dodged

>>212782828
Not to the delusional gay men that masturbate to men.

>>212779788
>>212779704
>>212779869
>>212781014
>>212781412
Fake tits lol jeet detected>>212782198
Kieran knightly is a women with a vagina

Hunter is a boy with a cock and fake tits, can yu people stop being so obtuse and ignorant to reality?