Thread 212782608 - /tv/ [Archived: 638 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:35:32 PM No.212782608
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>I'm gonna be a wizard!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:39:17 PM No.212782736
>>212782608 (OP)

He looks normal. I don't get why people are bashing.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:50:52 PM No.212783108
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>>212782608 (OP)
When I was very young, the first time that i had a funny feeling in my pants was to Hermione in the first Harry Potter movie at 8. While my parents saw a young boy watching his shitty wizard movie on the telly I was thinking of strapping my oh so poor little Hermione Granger to one of those rusty metal chairs you see in execution rooms and slowly, but surely dislocating and breaking her finger bones one at a time with sharp hammers and bolt cutters as I cut and rip away all of her clothes with my other hand. Thinking about her screaming out in pain and crying out of fear while I stroke her cheek got me so aroused. It was one of my first sexual fantasies. I was hooked on HP and when Chamber of Secrets came out I was stroking it to the petrified Hermione, which ended up being my first ejaculation. It took me a while to come to terms with the fact that I was born this way. Even today I jerk off to it. I'm not ashamed of it anymore.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:51:48 PM No.212783146
>>212782608 (OP)
Why did they cast Bella Ramsey as Harry Potter?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:52:23 PM No.212783161
>>212782736
the internet is an insane asylum now
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:53:53 PM No.212783219
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>>212782608 (OP)
have you edited this so he looks like potato head?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:55:49 PM No.212783287
>>212782736
bella ramsey in drag
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:56:51 PM No.212783326
>>212783108
People like this need to be put down
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:57:00 PM No.212783335
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>>212782608 (OP)
Imagine how excited that boy's got to be when the role dropped on him. Playing the boy who lived! The studio execs take him to the private room with the leather couch... OOPS!!! Anal destruction! K-E-K!

Imagine how scared he was when all those grabby hands felt his entire body up. He probably didn't even know what was happening at first. I bet he started kicking and moving his legs and hands around when his pants dropped. But then came the big dick, about to slytherin his anus. Pow! Pow! Pow! That boy ain't right! He's screaming on to dear life as he bites the pillow like it was God himself. Blood must have poured out of there like a goddamn fountain!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:58:30 PM No.212783392
>>212782608 (OP)
Looks like a 22 year old lesbian on hormone blockers. Are they casting all trannies out of spite? Wow, thatโ€™s so heckin subversive and clever, my Masonic friends!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:00:30 PM No.212783459
>>212782736
Harry Potter does not need a remake.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:02:46 PM No.212783526
>>212783459
HBO are creatively bankrupt
if you want further proof theyve not even thought about the long term problems hiring child actors for several episode seasons. the actor for harry will be 30 by the final season
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:03:24 PM No.212783547
>>212783459
it does, but only if they were allowed to fix J K Rowling's terrible plotting (they aren't).