Kino inbound

I'll watch anything with Brendan

What's a rental family?

brandon frasier is gonna get cancelled by leftoids for cultural appropriation

Brendan is their new Oscarbait vehicle

>>212783508
Tommy Lee Jones was fine https://youtu.be/jkIxDquuYns

>>212783136 (OP)
Fuck... I can sense that this is gonna make me want to go to Japan even though I've been talking it down for years. Obviously have to watch it for Brendan

>>212783136 (OP)
Is he just going to keep doing movies where hes a fat depressed loser forever to farm sympathy?

>>212783640
he looks ok there

>>212783640
cut our boy some slack. he got raped by epstein.

>>212783136 (OP)
Funny idea for a movie.

>>212783136 (OP)
Lol they plagiarized the idea from herzog film

Also that yorgos film has the same plot

>>212783613
just go retard. Japan is only gonna get worse with their shitty immigration policies. Enjoy Japan while it's still Japan, go beyond Tokyo/Kyoto, the government WILL PAY for all your domestic flights in Japan if you can plan ahead. Anymore time in the future you'll be older, and Japan will be shittier. Just fucking go and get it out of your system, you never know what possibilities will come your way simply by being somewhere different. This advice goes for anyone hesitating on their next step in life. Being in a rut is comfortable, but it's also rotting while you're alive. I've made drastic changes when i was homeless/jobless, starved outside in the streets, slept under the stars, but now I have what I wanted, I'm far from my problems, got a cute apartment, a job i love, and freetime to pursue my stupid hobbies, this never would've happened if i stayed in my hometown clutching my things and working to the bone in a factory.
There's a million reasons not to do something, find that one reason to go.

>>212783911
>the government WILL PAY for all your domestic flights in Japan if you can plan ahead
excuse me?

>>212783694
i don’t understand this at all. you’d think if he was letting directors touch his wee wee he’d have a more successful career and not be such a fat fuck.

>>212784045
once you get to Japan, the government has a program for tourists to see more of Japan beyond Tokyo/Kyoto, you'll have to do some research but the word on the street is that they'll pay 100% of your ticket prices if you plan out a trip before arrival. It's to get weebs out of Akihabara and into a more traditional Japanese backdrop.

>>212784171
aight fuck it
what time of year to go
are their signs in english

>>212784346
phones with translate can get you far. any major city should have english under their street signs for getting around. Try learning a bit of Japanese if you're gonna go to Japan. "interpals.net" is a fantastic resource for finding friends before traveling somewhere, it's helped me get around new cities. As for weather it depends on what you like. Can't beat the summer, but winters in Japan are a special vibe if you can tolerate the cold. My mind is blanking at the moment i am very hungover but that tropical area of Japan has great beach energy but i remember the food being very bad. If you care about that kinda stuff. "Gaininpot" is a good resource for tourists also. Look into internet cafe's if you need a cheap sleep, because even capsule hotels are getting pricey now, beyond that have fun, be respectful, think of the Japanese as everyone having mild autism, give them space and be peaceful and you'll do just fine. Learning Japanese truly opens a lot of doors, even if youre struggling you'll get respect for trying.

>>212783136 (OP)
>self-discovery
Oh no, he's going to troon out.

>>212784593
i wanna see a movie that advertises itself as a wholesome coming of age story, only for it to end up a hedonistic pitfall where Brendan becomes a sex slave for the yakuza in a Hatsune Miku outfit. Finding yourself is important but you must be careful who you find, something like that.

>>212783136 (OP)
>a rental-family company
A what now?

>>212783694
According to Brendon, he got blacklisted because he didn't let some un-named, kike executive buttfuck him

do you think his ex-wife ever shows her face in public?

>>212783190
I'm not sure either

>>212784130
He's not a sell out whore like others; he didn't take the millions then whine afterwards

>>212784695
Herzog did a documentary about this called Family Romance LLC.
It's very strange.

>>212784695
>>212784943
iirc it's moreso for business guys to rent a dad to take punishment from their bosses, or renting a wife and child to show you're a family-man. Conan O'Brien rented a family when visiting Japan and they explained it better, plus Conan made it creepy, it's very funny.

>>212783136 (OP)
He looks healthier these days. Good for him. Yknow what? I will see this.

>>212785030
>iirc it's moreso for business guys to rent a dad to take punishment from their bosses
Why would your boss care about yelling at his employee's father instead of at his employee?

>>212785260
Japan cares.

>>212785260
Dishonoraburr disprayy prease understand

>>212783136 (OP)
premise makes no sense in 2025 at least in the sense of casting a white guy in the roll. nowadays it would be a Nigerian or Indian who this Tokyo based company would seek out to advertise their family company

>>212784542
>Try learning a bit of Japanese if you're gonna go to Japan.
nah bro i just don't have the time for that. not worth it for me. and i don't wanna meet up with some random people, i'm a freak. still thinks it's worth it for me? i'd mainly stay in tokyo anyway on a first trip

>>212785030
I just watched the conan episode, I swear the Japanese manager who shows Conan the family he's getting is the same guy who was in the Herzog docu.

>>212785260
Because family and ancestry are a big deal to the old men who run society.

>>212785260
Japanese culture is fucking weird, man. You can even hire someone to quit your job for you because of how shameful they make the process of quitting. They make you write apology letters to all your coworkers for quitting and shit like that.

>>212783532
The only straight white male victim in the post-DEI/me too era to let them sneak in the perineum diddling reparations. Also he's always on the verge of tears now LMAO

>>212786106
Social facade is important there. Everything must adhere to the rules.

>>212786106
What happens they refuse? Does the company keep paying them?

>>212783508
They already tried to cancel him because they cast him in The Whale instead of a morbidly obese person.

>>212783136 (OP)
>Rental family
what?

>>212786299
It's not uncommon for Japanese companies to all-but fire someone by requiring them to come in each day but not giving them any workload, so they are visibly cast out and forced to shamefully quit at some point (or ride it out, social structure be damned.)

Suicide is so fucking high in Japan not because of some male loneliness neet bullshit but because of ridiculous social structure like that. It's all sad old businessmen and sometimes their children (who are being violently and relentlessly bullied at school by the children of their bosses and higher-up coworkers.)

>>212786299
Particularly bad employers will go out of their way to make you as unemployable as possible. They'll make bad references on purpose, tell anyone who calls for employment verification that you're a problematic employee, proactively call your next employer to talk shit about you, and all sorts of things like that.

>>212786445
I'm stubborn enough I would probably just ride it out. Getting a paycheck just to go to an air conditioned office and not do any real work sounds great.

>>212786622
They would make you play Sudoku

>>212786622
Not do any work. But your supervisor will come at random to bust you for reading non work related stuff of browsing phone and then you are suddenly fired for not doing your job of doing nothing and that looks worse on your next resume.

>>212784915
I hope her reason for divorce raping her husband is, like, acceptable in the eyes of God. Otherwise it would seem like she wanted her heaven on Earth with the free money and no husband deal.

>>212786671
No, I would just sit there and be on my best behavior.

>a slowburn wholesome comfy slice of life starring BRENDAN FRICKIN FRASER
Sign me up

>>212785372

shut up polturd

>>212783136 (OP)
Brendanbros, we're so back.

>>212783136 (OP)
He should make The Whale 2

>>212783136 (OP)
I'm sold.

>>212783559

>>212783136 (OP)
Can I rent Brendan to be my buddy?

Gritty Kappa Mikey reboot.

>>212783136 (OP)
Explain Japanese culture to me?

>>212783136 (OP)
Cringe.

>>212785996
whatever gets you outta the basement will be good for you.

>>212786046
holy kek lmao, it might've actually been.

>>212789285
I would enjoy this job

>>212783136 (OP)
Lmao literal BWC propaganda, the chinks are gonna seethe at this

>>212789285
that bum could've at least shaved. I'd make an absolute killing being a Japanese jiggalo. I don't even particularly like asian women, but I have the face of a roman statue and the body to back it up. I'm a model over here, and have been told I could walk into any agency in SEA and live like a king. My only barrier is the language, and i have a decent life in San Francisco. Fuck if it's not tantalizing though.

>>212789525
But how tall are you?

>>212784915
she looks evil wtf

>>212783136 (OP)

JUST

This nigga did some SERIOUS hair transplants

>>212789525

Okay Elliot Rogers.

>>212789609
6'2

>>212790149
im Scottish you cunt, not some hapa incel. I can trace my roots to Septs under MacBeth. I come from Highlander stock, my family are all jocks, i just so happened to get looks on top of good muscle insertions. If i keep not wearing sunscreen and having fun at the beach, sure I'll age like a tomato in the sun, but it's undeniable that I've earned my ego. I used to be a real fat nerd til i was living on the streets, but that trimmed me out, made me tougher and im better for it.
Before 30 im gonna be modeling in Japan, and I'll leave a clue on a social media post, something only an oldfag would catch.

>>212783136 (OP)
>rental-family company
What the fuck is that? They rent people to make a family? How fucking contrived is this trash? Can Brendon Fraser really not act as anything but a loser aka himself anymore?

Werner Herzog already made "Family Romance, LLC" about this subject. this'll just be much less subtle.

>Mummy 4 never ever
LAUNCH THE FUCKING NUKES ALREADY!!

>>212790597
they've already made the 1st one, what else could you possibly need

>>212790419
nips are REALLY lonely, you can pay actors to play pretend whatever family members you want, even children
it's not even that obscure thing, I think Conan O'Brien did it in his show, but never heard of any non-japanese people doing that, but I guess ther are some westaboos over there

>>212783911
I want to travel around the world, have crazy adventures and fuck all kinds of pussy and bussy but i'm unemployed, socially awkward and lazy, living with my parents at 28, basically forgotten by my friends. You have no idea how shitty it feels to watch your life slip through your fingers and not be able to do anything about it. I lost all will and drive in those last 8 years and i wasn't a particularly willful person in the first place.

>>212790597
you really want The Mummy and The Kingdom of Crystal Skull that bad?

>>212790992
Nah i want Mummy: Maverick.

>>212791051
tom cruise movies suck shit. His whole schtick is he does his own stunts but that means nothing when it all looks like computer slop slapped together. Tom Cruise is a faggot and a bad actor and all of his movies, absolutely all of his movies are trash.

>>212783136 (OP)
There is a Spanish film by Fernando Leon Arabia called Familia that sort of entertains the same idea (it's from the late 90s)

>>212790991
you know nothing of what I've been through. You can continue this pitty party well into your 30s when shit gets darker than you could possibly imagine, or you can pick up what you have left and grow into something you truly wanna be. Who gives a fuck if you're socially awkward? People will always find a reason to shit on you, because people like tearing down strangers to justify themselves. Fuck 'em rise above it. Play into the "mysterious stranger" motif until come to you. Have an energy that draws attention and dont spill your spaghetti immediately. Social skills can be learned, even late in life you just gotta be cool, and play things slow, learn how to read whos a snake and who's genuine. Fuck friends and family, you can always meet someone new whos been waiting for someone like you. You gotta truly be yourself and get yourself out there no matter what society or your family expects from you. You didn't ask to be born, fuck everyone that's ever held you back. Be somebody. Get a shit job and make some quick cash, get a passport. Sleep on the goddamn floor if you gotta, and learn how be your own man, how to say no, how to have a fucking spine. I got kicked out at 17 and had to do it all myself and now that I've found stability those that threw me out are crawling back for attention, and i have the means to tell them where to stick-it. 28 is the younger than most who have their second act. It's not gonna be a cake-walk but at least you're not a 50 year old rotting in your 80year old parents basement while they berate you to wipe their asses. Get out of the goddamn basement, sacrifice your worldly possessions, kill the boy you are to become the man you need to be, because whatever you are currently is not how anyone should be living. There's no reason on God's green earth why you can't start making steps into a better more fulfilling existence. It's not easy, but it IS POSSIBLE.
It's only over if you allow it to be.
fag lmao jk

>>212791115
Just re-watched The Last Samurai, it's kino.

>>212791051
Maverick was well made boomer power fantasy and Tom Cruise's ego trip, you won't get that in Mummy 4
what you will get:
>wholesome chungus O'Connell and action scenes with ten thousand cuts or obvious body double
>hagmaxxed Evie
>some shitskin sidekick, bonus points for black female hacker
>Jonathan with Big Bang Theory-tier one liners
>"somehow, Imhotep returned"
you DON'T want Mummy 4, and I say this as a Returns and chink adventure enjoyer

>>212791543
fuck i forgot about last samurai. I gotta rethink some things. Any film that has a celebrity and sells the film on those merits of having a celebrity are gonna be shit. If it's just a good movie that justsohappens to have a big name, i think that's different.

>>212791568
the first Mummy is all anyone ever needs. All the characters feel like something out of a pulpy novel, it's such a fun movie to watch and I just cannot bear to witness any sequel trying to capture that energy.

>>212783136 (OP)
oh my dawkins, is that le hecking wholesome chungus brendan fraser?

>>212791616
you're not missing anything, but from what I remember, they're decent action flicks
I doubt they can do movies like those anymore tho, not from what I've seen in recent years

>>212791115
Tom Cruise is a great actor. He had an entire career before mission impossible. A lot of anons, myself included, wish he would go back to more dramatic roles instead of the action shit. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy his stunts and spectacles, but it just seems like wasted talent. Maybe now that he is older we will get some cool roles for him.

>>212791616
The first mummy was almost 100 years ago.

>>212783136 (OP)
nigga just can't catch a break, man. he's gonna by type cast as a "washed out actor" for the rest of his life now

>>212784171
they only pay one way, you have to get back on your own

>>212792340
Nah. He will be in a DC or MCU movie by 2030. Screencap this.

>>212792432
>boo hoo the Japanese government will only pay for half of my flights across japan and not fully! i better stay in my basement
castrate yourself.

>>212792632
where did you read that? because I definitely didn't write anything even remotely similar to that, spergio

>>212783911
Blessed post. And checked.

>>212784915
diabolical devil demon eyes

>>212783816
No one cares about your obscure eastern yuroslop, retard

>>212783136 (OP)
Fat fuck

Hope he dies

His hairline is looking good. Wig?

>>212783136 (OP)
So is Brendan Fraser just typecast as a washed-up loser now? Like that's his niche?

>>212792340
>>212793115
>stable gigs with no bitch ex-wife to pay alimony to
where's the downside?

>>212783136 (OP)
I would love to make a movie about male prostitution and have it be about this guy fucking cougars and milfs and one scene, it's with a granny.

>>212793328
I'm not saying that to feel sorry for him I'm saying that because he can (and has) done plenty of other kinds of roles and it's a shame we don't get those any more. I'm being selfish, not empathetic.

>>212783816
i care because Herzog is my favorite filmmaker :)

>>212793474
can't be a pretty boy action star forever. A lot of actors prefer those down to earth authentic roles that let them show off their acting chops instead of just swinging around a sword chopping up cgi monsters.

>>212790363
>

>>212783136 (OP)
Interesting

>>212783136 (OP)
>Hire Brendan
>Watch the mummy movies with him
Kino

>>212783816
It's a niche industry