Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:19:32 PM No.212784048
STOP RAPING, SON.
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Thread 212784048 - /tv/ [Archived: 588 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:21:09 PM No.212784089
MY RAPACIOUS SON
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:21:56 PM No.212784110
But grandpa isn’t going to rape himself!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:23:26 PM No.212784158
>>212784048 (OP)
>knows his son is almost invincible physically
>realises mentally his son is still a child and shouldnt be scared of existing and/or taken away by government
>slightest sniff of him being abnormal has half the town spooked
>sacrifices himself to protect his son's identity
and the /tv/ autists with zero empathy still get confused at a simple father/son relationship
>knows his son is almost invincible physically
>realises mentally his son is still a child and shouldnt be scared of existing and/or taken away by government
>slightest sniff of him being abnormal has half the town spooked
>sacrifices himself to protect his son's identity
and the /tv/ autists with zero empathy still get confused at a simple father/son relationship
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:25:54 PM No.212784224
>>212784089
Is that the origin? Are they ethymologically related?
Is that the origin? Are they ethymologically related?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:28:33 PM No.212784328
>>212784048 (OP)
You can rape them, kal, you can rape them all.
You can rape them, kal, you can rape them all.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:31:30 PM No.212784421
>>212784158
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I don't get it! Muh destruction! Muh zod's snapped neck! Longman and plebbit told me it's bad so therefore it's bad!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I don't get it! Muh destruction! Muh zod's snapped neck! Longman and plebbit told me it's bad so therefore it's bad!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:37:48 PM No.212784630
>>212784158
Nobody was ever confused. As with the “Marthaaaa” thing in the second one, they just think it was badly handled
Nobody was ever confused. As with the “Marthaaaa” thing in the second one, they just think it was badly handled
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:52:11 PM No.212785062
>>212784048 (OP)
That's funny
That's funny
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:58:35 PM No.212785265
>>212784048 (OP)
cant see kevin costner without thinking about that bald youtuber guy who said yellowstone is better than better call saul
cant see kevin costner without thinking about that bald youtuber guy who said yellowstone is better than better call saul
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:59:45 PM No.212785304
Stop, my invincible dog
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:03 PM No.212785311
>>212784421
niggas acting like they didn't want to see Superman snap Luther's neck
niggas acting like they didn't want to see Superman snap Luther's neck
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:22 PM No.212785326
>>212784048 (OP)
>no son get back in the car, they can't find out about you
>you have to let the pack of somalis rape me
>no son get back in the car, they can't find out about you
>you have to let the pack of somalis rape me
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:36 PM No.212785377
>>212784048 (OP)
Dad, i’m fast enough. I can get away with it!
Dad, i’m fast enough. I can get away with it!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:05:55 PM No.212785528
>>212784158
Maybe they should have set the scene while he was still a child.
Maybe they should have set the scene while he was still a child.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:09:37 PM No.212785659
>>212784048 (OP)
No, not this bathroom
No, not this bathroom
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:12:09 PM No.212785733
>>212784158
I fully understand the sentiment and even think the CONCEPT of Jonathan sacrificing himself to keep Clark's identity secret is fairly inspired.
It's just the execution that was terrible. Sucking him up into a tornado right in front of the whole town because he got trapped while saving the dog, in a situation where Clark doesn't actually have to do anything too insane to save him? Awful.
Something better would've been a callback to Jonathan's childhood story by the area getting hit with a stormsurge or something. Jonathan ends up stranded on a rooftop after helping some people to safety while Clark is on a much taller point with a bunch of others. Maybe even a news chopper overhead. Something where he'd have to do something obviously superhuman and guaranteed to be exposed to save Jonathan.
Under those circumstances Jonathan doing the whole 'stop my invincible son' is less ridiculous.
I fully understand the sentiment and even think the CONCEPT of Jonathan sacrificing himself to keep Clark's identity secret is fairly inspired.
It's just the execution that was terrible. Sucking him up into a tornado right in front of the whole town because he got trapped while saving the dog, in a situation where Clark doesn't actually have to do anything too insane to save him? Awful.
Something better would've been a callback to Jonathan's childhood story by the area getting hit with a stormsurge or something. Jonathan ends up stranded on a rooftop after helping some people to safety while Clark is on a much taller point with a bunch of others. Maybe even a news chopper overhead. Something where he'd have to do something obviously superhuman and guaranteed to be exposed to save Jonathan.
Under those circumstances Jonathan doing the whole 'stop my invincible son' is less ridiculous.