SLUUUURPPPPP

bloody hands?, alrighty theen

I'd slurp her if you catch my drift

>>212786599 (OP)
BUUURPPPPP

>>212786599 (OP)
>*sips*

>>212786870
I don't catch your drift, care to explain

>>212786599 (OP)
monkie

>Fantastic Four doesn't HAVE to make more than the 2005 version

>>212786599 (OP)
do her fingers have freckles in real life?

>>212786599 (OP)
is that drink alcoholic?

>>212786599 (OP)
me in the cup

>>212786599 (OP)
*slurpee*
>Broken exp system not optional
>Linear and smallest region in the franchise
>3 major cities, less than any other game
>One town is literally a pokémon center and a gym
>10 routes, less than any other game
>Routes are literally hallways
>No optional areas other than wild area
>Wild area is an empty laggy multiplayer lobby
>No exploration at all
>No dungeons
>Escape rope is now useless, there's nowhere you can get lost
>No day/night cycle until postgame except wild area
>The rest of the region has progression-gated day/night cycle during the story
>No GTS
>Pay multiplayer and pay Home or they'll delete your old pokémon
>Only 1 optional legendary hunt, less than any other game
>2 legendaries per game, less than any other game
>Mediocre story
>No elite 4
>Elite 4 replacements are 3 battles against newbies like you and heal you between fights
>The credits movie has the mouse cursor still on screen
>Postgame as short as XY
>Most generic battle tower in the franchise
>Cut a lot of moves
>Cut over half of the dex "to improve" visuals
>Graphics barely improved
>Same models
>Same animations except a few specific attacks
>Worst pokémon designs in the franchise
>Kanto pandering in form of regional forms
>Kanto pandering in form of new shitty exclusive and temporal mechanic
>Can't plant berries

retoast from last bread because I fucking love the comic and am mostly hype for this

The movie is exactly beat for beat True Grit with Supergirl playing the Rooster Cogburn role. More of a "too tired for this shit" drunk than "superslut" drunk. Seriously if you go watch the Jeff Bridges True Grit movie right now you will have seen Supergirl.

Assuming James Gunn and co hasn't fucked up the story, which they're already pushing the line with her even being drunk on earth and the Kryptonian harem shit

They call her. A monke cause she’s got the pox

>>212787112
It's probably alien uranium.

>>212786599 (OP)
>swn superpunch you in bed while she calls you her bitch
why live bros

SHE HAS HPV!

>>212787112
vodka mixed with an energy drink

>>212787112
In the script? Yes. Lobo tops off her fountain drink with booze

>>212787098
that's blood

>>212786599 (OP)
Heh

>>212787434
>>No elite 4
Say that again. I couldn't make out all the stupid. They did WHAT?

>>212786599 (OP)
why do I find her so fucking hot? something about her seems to activate my most basic instincts to rape her...

>>212788927
Trashy party girls are simply the best.

>>212788284
Vodka and redbull is my favorite.

>>212786599 (OP)
That's not slushie

>>212789116
It was once upon a time.

>>212788954
>white* trashy party girls

>>212786599 (OP)
she monke

>>212787434
Don't care, still buying Cyberpunk 2077

>>212786599 (OP)
how can an aussie monkey turn on so many anons?

>>212788755
>>212786846
It's cheeto dust

>>212788927
Because you are Indian

L O O K O U T

She stole the whole movie's thunder.
People just don't care about men anymore.