>DOOD I'm a heckin adulting 20-something and I SAID GOOD MORNING to the OLD LADY across the street AND, get this, AND, I, LITERALLY, also, gave the HOMELESS GUY, 2$ man, 2 WHOLE DOLLARS, not to mention that I also KEPT THE DOOR OPEN FOR A GUY IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING!
>THERE'S A STAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKYYYYYYYY HE'D LOVE TO COME AND MEET US BUT HE'S TOO PUNKROCKING FOR OUR MIIIIIIIIIIINDS
>God, I just feel so KIND due to my HOPEMAXXXING!
>THANK YOU SUPERMAN!
I want to believe that these are all shills and bots, because the idea of such "people" existing terrifies me.
>>212788368 (OP)Sounds like a guy who has people that appreciate his company and not some brooding fag seething on 4chan
I unironically feel bad for the chuds who fall for this meme and think they will be rewarded for being nice like superman and don't realize it's because he's a 6'4" gigachad model that everyone likes him
>>212788368 (OP)the idea of being kind, even performative kindness, terrifies you? are we actually being ironic and subversive about literal altruism now?
>>212788455imagine needing or expecting a reward for being kind. who the actual fuck raised all you nihilistic anons? seriously, and seriously asking. abusive parents? felons? meth heads? like what the fuck
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>>212788405oh nice, perfect video to get all my new opinions from. Since she is a woman and fat, i must think the opposite of everything she says! Damn, being a retard is so easy.
>>212788409How are their teeth so strong?
If I chewed on a tree my teeth would shatter.
>>212788545Superman saying "Maybe caring about people is the REAL punk rock" is very in character for Superman.
>>212788524a lot of characters treat like shit because of it though
>>212788559Theyre reinforced with iron
they also dont stop growing
>>212788775nirvana is found through selfless altruism, mister karma boy
im actually really glad they didnt use starman
>>212788405this fills me with so much rage that I don't even react.
>>212788405Modern comicslop audience
>>212788982Then it doesn't fill you with rage.
It's mostly 30+ spinsters fantasizing about a "safe" golden retriever type extroverted tall chad
>enthusiastic
>outgoing
>always high energy
>harmless
They fantasize about him coming to salvage them from their messed lives from dating emotionally unavailable sigma chads like MoS Superman/batman.
>>212788485he hasn't seen the film anon he's annoyed that people are talking about it.
>>212789440Mostly? Are you sure? Thirty million of that exact kind of person saw this movie within the last five days?
>>212788405christ this is really long
>>212788559that's cause you consume too much sugar and fell for the (((dentistry))) jew
>>212788405>while also writing an article that exposes anti billionaire and anti fascist regimeswtf it became based out of nowhere
>>212788409Why do beavers make dams and shit? They're like a fantasy race with one wacky gimmick their society is built around but an actual animal.
>>212789665That's not all humans do though, we do a lot of stuff. Beavers have that as their whole shtick.
They use the dams to make homes? I guess that makes sense, but I don't know how that's simpler than doing what all other animals do.
>>212788368 (OP)>>212788405>>212788485>>212788524crazy how THIS is the shit we're getting instead of literally me incel characters
>>212788524Why does anyone deserve to be rewarded with kindness in the first place? What did they do to earn a friendly smile, or a warm greeting, or letting them merge into traffic? I'm not your fucking Grandpa and I'm not going to make you a chicken pot pie just because you happen to be in my personal space. I don't give a shit and in fact you should show me some fucking kindness by getting run over by a train.
Can someone actually fucking redpill me on why everyone is fawning over this movie? I fucking fell for the trick and went and saw it and it was terrible. Absolutely terrible. Is it seriously because of the Israel jabs?
>>212789842Lmfao kindness is supposed to be the default state. Cruelty is only supposed to be met when faced with cruelty. People who default to cruelty should be taken out back and shot in the head
>>212789842>>212788368 (OP)based conservative libertarians.
I don't want a handout from anyone goddammit. be nice to me if you're on my payroll and not before.
my dad never complimented me and what I learned is that I should EARN EVERY OUNCE OF RESPECT YOU FUCKING CUNTS RRRAAARGH
>>212788368 (OP)that is because your livelyhood is ripping off the elderly for gift cards.
>>212789957I liked it because it felt like Superman.
Silly, weird, sappy, and clearly for kids.
Just dumb fun to take your mind off things that has sentimental messaging.
>>212788409Kek, I’m just glad nothing bad happened
>>212789842Because your actions should improve the world and you should stand as the example of what you would like to see in others. It is a better way to live. You would have learned this in the time you spent raping chickens. The rest of us were learning values. You were fucking chickens.
>>212789640Instincts. If you put them in a house they just start damming shit up. https://youtu.be/DggHeuhpFvg?si=FF0TWwx1sHPy_8dQ
>>212789957People are desperate to fit in
Why this particular pedestrian capeshit flick became the litmus test of basedness in here?
>>212790457Simple: Do you think being nice is cool?
Yes - Positive
No - Negative
No one likes negativity.
>>212790508I wasn't asking about that. I mean in general, it occupied the board. I don't see how is it any different from other capeshit flicks that didn't get the same traction.
>>212790598Oh.
Well because this place is mostly brown.
Browns like Superman, but they especially like two different versions.
Snyder's and Gunn's. Or really, Snyder's and anything that isn't Snyder's.
>>212789824How many years have you been a bitter incel anon. Why havent you done anything to improve your situation?
>>212790749there's nothing wrong with me. i've seen love hina, i know it's not my fault. i'm supposed to inherit a bathouse and be surrounded by a harem of beautiful girls.
>>212790810Oh okay then. That's good to hear anon.
>being good is bad
Go cry about it OP.
>>212791037being a smug prick with godlike powers and using them to fetch cats out of trees so girls will talk about how nice you are isn't being "good". read moral philosophy you dumb christcuck libtard
>>212791224>being good is badIf only you knew how ridiculous you sound right now you wouldn't have posted this.
>>212790979I’ve met many who’d rather kill me, it’s actually quite common. And yet I live.
>>212791224Superman isn't focused on the girls. He's focused on the wellbeing of a cute kitty. Go imagine an agenda somewhere else.
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>>212789957If you accept the comic book goofiness, the movie actually has a really tight script. One example. I was originally confused why they were bothering to introduce an obscure character like Metamorpho just so he could create the kryptonite that imprisons Superman. But then when he changes sides and Superman is still weak because he's imprisoned in a pocket universe (which becomes this movie's San Andreas fault) with no yellow sun so Metamorpho creates "something like a sun" so Superman can recharge.
That's just good writing.
There's a lot of other stuff like Jimmy Olsen and the Daily Planet crew actually getting a relevant C-plot that has a lot of great journalism humor and feels like something out of Veep. Luthor's relationship with the Pentagon has nuance. They rebuff him at first and only go along with his plan once he has independently verified evidence that Superman poses a threat. Even the freaking dog is actually plot relevant. Think about how many movies Disney cranks out where the comedic side character has no significance to the story and simply exists to sell merchandise.
Also I like how Superman's vast might is emphasized not by the amount of destruction he can cause but the amount of destruction he can prevent. That's way more on-brand for the character.
>>212789719I couldn't make a nest if I tried, how do birds do it?
>>212791297>prioritizing random and trivial acts of performative kindness is more important than affecting systemic change or following a coherent moral philosophyi sound ridiculous to you because you're a dumbfuck hick from some american suburb with no philosophical training
>>212791319that's even dumber than what i said
>>212791336Last part is a good point.
Especially how he lifts that big fucking monster all by himself.
>>212791391>enjoying the good of humanity makes me a "dumbfuck hick from some american suburb with no philosophical training"So be it, sorry I enjoy being good.
>>212791298I guess it's because you suck their dicks to save your life.
>>212791440none of your trivial acts only made possible by your good fortune make you a good person
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>>212788368 (OP)It was painfully obvious how they tried to force the "human" side and good guy side of superman, even his end speech about humanity sounded like a 4 year old wrote that, like most of the dialogue and explanations.
It was all just basic entry capeshit
>>212791476>using your good fortune to do good instead of evil is badlul, that's like saying someone donating money they won from a lottery to an orphanage is bad, nice try troll
>>212791224He saves lots of lives too. It's not like he pays an opportunity cost. He's superman, he can do everything. That's the point.
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>>212791478Shut the fuck up, you cynical bastard.
>>212791336What about the fucking destruction of metropolis, everyone suddenly evacuated within an hour?? 0 casualties apparently.
Lex luthor being a whiny manchild was a good choice too? He was that smart that he needed to yell out combinations instead of having some AI shit cover that for him.
>>212791659You shut the fuck up, the writing was horribly bad.
>>212791779>Just turn your brain off broA city with millions of people is getting ripped apart and everyone evacuated within an hour.
>>212788455why would I not be kind in the first place? i don't expect rewards I just do it because im not a nigger tranny hobo
>>212788752neat I never knew this I thought you were exaggerating at first but they actually have iron in their teeth
>>212791668>What about the fucking destruction of metropolis, everyone suddenly evacuated within an hour?? 0 casualties apparently.And it would have improved the movie for you if they said a bunch of people died? The whole evacuation is played for laughs anyway when they juxtapose it against the Daily Planet crew's singleminded focus on breaking a big story.
>Lex luthor being a whiny manchild was a good choice too?It's a legitimate portrayal of the character and matches some of his early incarnations. Being the ultimate Superman hater is pretty consistent with him. Also parallels some you-know-whos in tech entrepreneurship who also see themselves as great men of history and social architects.
>He was that smart that he needed to yell out combinations instead of having some AI shit cover that for him.It's storytelling shorthand.
>>212791787>that panelTalk about creating a contrived scenario just so you can force a sappy moment through exposition. Yes, the Gunn's movie is way better written than that.
>>212791854>>212791668>accept the comic book goofiness>comic book goofinessThis is clearly in that same ball park you fucking moron.
>>212788368 (OP)I give money to homeless people but only if they're white.
>>212791787>>212792108Gunns movie was literally the same as this panel. His whole speech at the end was basically this.
>>212792064>what are stakesyes it would have improved the movie and would add some emotional depth to it, or rather just skip the destruction because it's bad writing to have metropolis evacuated within an hour
Lex being a superman hater is one thing but the direction of his character is way off, they could've gone the calm and collected route, like in Smallville
>>212789537I'd agree with that anon, it's the exact kind of Superman that was made for the Lois cartoon show.
>>212792259>>212792155>turn your brain off responsesno wonder this movie is getting praise
>>212792328Lex being a screaming manchild is an easier way to telegraph is insanity to the audience. Obviously if you look at his actions objectively he's a lunatic no matter how he acts, but they clearly didn't want to leave anything to chance. Instead of the madman acting calm and rational, as if everything he's doing makes perfect sense, they have him raving like a madman is expected to.
>>212792208basically that but with fourth grade writing, I agree
>Everyone condemns Superman in interfering with geopolitics
>Hawgirl just assassinates the Boravian President by dropping him from a lethal height
The inciting incident was never addressed in the film. That's because the film really has no message except "good vibes".
>>212788368 (OP)this got the supertrannies SEETHING
>>212792465Way out of character with how Lex is supposed to be just to make it easy on the public
>>212788405The fucked up thing is she isn’t even being paid for this shit
>>212792666What exactly is so funny about Truth, Justice and the American Way?
>>212792403Why did you go watch a comic book movie?
>>212792709The fucked up thing is Snyder's superman died and turned into a bad guy. Gunn's superman stood in the right against everyone, changed their minds and won. That is superman, and if you disagree you are retarded.
>>212792549Are you actually mad thar Hawkeye kills the big jew? And that the nation of jews gets btfo? I wish we lived in such a world
>>212792723>>212792726explain why the eagles from LotR didn't just drop in and pick every Metropolis citizen up then?
>>212792794What the fuck are you even talking about, what fucking jew you fucking moron?
>>212792794Her killing the evil Jew while saying "Well, I am not Superman" only made Gunn's Superman stronger in contrast. It is a very good comicbook movie.
>>212792844The evil nation Lex is in bed with is the Jews. Are you dumb? Look at the Jewish guy they cast.
>>212792844You are fucking kidding right? Gunn isnt even trying to hide the fact that Boravia is Israel.
>>212792789Superman in Snyder's films is a truly divisive figure unlike how Gunn portrays Superman in this film. The people in the films genuinely do not like Superman and won't change their mind of that. Superman gets jaded but he doesn't try to do PR stunts to improve his image because it's pointless. All the people who hate Superman in the Gunn film are bad guys caricatures or change their mind from one news article.
>>212792549The message is "don't get so wrapped up in abstract principles you let bad things happen when you could have stopped them." The justice gang stops a genocidal war of aggression by killing a couple of dozen people.
It makes sense for the US government to want to be the only people making international relations decisions but as we see, they are vulnerable to corruption and not as good at peace keeping as superpowered individuals.
>>212792964Boravia looks like Russia. They literally speak a quasi-slavic language. The stated reason for Boravia's invasion was literally to depose the tyrannical Jagarwhatever the fuck's government which is literally Ukraine, which is one of the most corrupt republics in the world.
>>212793032The Justice Gang does not work for the US government. They're a corpo group by Lord.
>>212792888Well, at least you didn't deny it.
Whereas I am denying yours.
>>212793041What brown people are russian Jew looking fucks attacking right now?
>>212793041There are elements of Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Palestine, Armenia/Azerjaiban and Serbia/Kosovo in the conflict depicted.
>>212792904>>212793041Where the fuck is this Palestine-Jewish angle coming from?
>>212792801It wasn't covered by their insurance. Frodo bought the premium tier from Gandalf using his inheritance which also extended to one gardener. Mostly he paid Gandalf in marijuana though.
>>212793158Yes and that's sort of my point. The anon literally sperged out that it was an Israel-Palestine conflict when it's never mention of any ethnic-revanchism at play.
>>212793164The leader of the nation lex is aligned with looks like what I would draw if you asked me to draw a Jew, and they are slaughtering brown people over land.
>>212793214Nigger, that's also Palestine vs India. Get a fucking grip.
>>212793207Pretending to not understand why people think boravia is an isreal stand in makes you seem really fucking stupid.
>>212788455lol nobody likes you because you're rotten
>>212793222But they didn't even look Arab, they looked like jeets. The point was that it's a vague war and people making analogues to real life conflicts as a basis of political positioning is beyond retarded. My initial point was that the "divisiveness" that the film puts out gets sidelined to wrap up the film with a climactic heroic moment, contradicting itself.
>>212793295I'm not "pretending to not understand", I'm saying it's stupid to claim that it is.
>>212793342If you saw a pic of the leader lex was working with, what is he? Force yourself to be honest and lose this fight.
>>212793365you wish you were white Rakesh
>>212793390A literal caricature of a manic dictator. His closest comparison is a deranged Albert Einstein.
>>212788368 (OP)Go watch your gritty 2008 movies, boomer.
>>212793444You literally have political brainrot, zoomer.
>>212793464I asked you to be honest and you were. You named the Jew. Good on ya.
Anyways that's why I think the inciting incident was never really addressed in the film, it was never really dealt with beyond the mock interview between with Clark and Lois of which he stormed away from.
>>212793464You just got your dredil spun.
>>212793586The conflict was "should super humans intervene to save human lives, even though a government somewhere doesn't want them to" and the conclusion is "yes".
The regional leader and his international backer are dead and in prison, respectively. Situation resolved.
>>212791532it's pretty trivial and i wouldn't say it makes you a good person
>>212791654exactly, he's only "good" because of his good fortune. to him, what he does is trivial
>>212792027ur mad gay u superman loving hick
>>212793691You will die young and dumb. :)
>>212793747no i won't. enjoy worshiping your jewish sky fairy (both of them)
>>212789957Sometimes it's nice to be nice
There is so much war death poverty addiction mental illness uncaring uncertainty pain torture rape genocide death murder in this world.
Isn't it nice to take the white pill every once in a while? It's not all bad
>>212793816trivial acts of "kindness" don't count as doing good at all you annoying, amoral shit
>>212794072atheists love kikes and basically act like christians anyway
>>212793780Yes, you will. I won't be there or nothing, but I am older and smarter and taller and more successful than you. Your mindset will not see 40. Now ya know.
>>212794155>tallergod i knew there was a reason you were insufferably smug. i bet you see yourself in superjew's insipid paternalistic musings
Did anyone else notice the dog not behaving was a nod to Biden
>>212794189God? You are retarded by your own condemnation. Slink away.
>>212794189The Greek Gods curse Vishnu for ten thousand years
>>212794221where's your "kindness" and morality now??? oh i forgot if you put a few pennies in a cup that means you can be as big of a jerkoff you want
>>212794245it's a figure of speech you nigger of speech
>>212794245The Greek Gods curse Vishnu for the next ten thousand years.
>>212794289
>>212794060trivial acts of good are still trivial, kiddo
>>212794060>>212794316fuck I meant trivial acts of good are still good, kiddo
>>212794289You are a figure of ridicule, and will be dead way before 40.
>>212794316>>212794330lmao fucking retard
>>212794336a figure of ridicule to trivial and amoral christcucks? to me that is a badge of honour
>>212792789>>212792982Snyder's Superman had a complex personality, much like the classic Superman from the Byrne's run, Triangle era and TD&RoS and almost on the same level as Donner's Supes, which still is the most iconic version of this character. In contrast, Gunn's Superman is a plain do-gooder with no personality behind this mask. Even his bursts of emotion seem fake. Maybe it's partially Corenswet's fault, but mostly it's because the script does not allow Superman be Superman.
>>212794378I may be a fucking retard, but I'm still right LUL.
>>212794395yeah right at home in the special ed class LMAO
>>212789640If you took a border Collie that had never seen a sheep out to the country side to the nearest herd the second you opened the car door the dog would blast out to herd those dumb bitches. Instincts are crazy.
>>212794379The script paints him as superman... able to put up with the shit of others because he is so powerful and also certain he is right... because he is. He also inspires others to see things his way, because it is right... and wins in the end. Snyder's guy died and then became a villian.
>>212794420I like how you didn't refute my point :)
So basically all the seethe is from Snyder fags?
>>212794528Your only point is on your dunce cap and your silly genie shoes, and we support those.
>>212794476>Snyder's guy died and then became a villian.That's not what happened, and if you had watched ZSJL, you would know that it's much more complex than that. Snyder portrayed Superman as vulnerable and humane, as he often was in comics before the 2000s, Gunn's Superman is just a Star-Lord version 4.0, after Peacemaker and Rick Flag.
>>212794678that is exctly what snyder showed.
>>212794528why the hell would i argue seriously with a retard who has admitted he's a retard
>>212794696so, you quit? Smart. I will fuck you up more.
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>>212788368 (OP)Looks like the Snyderjeets are seriously losing their minds at this point. Snyder's films flopped and Gunn's film is a huge success and they can no longer deny it.
Goodbye Snyderjeets. You will not be missed.
>>212794743Star-Lord also flips people off in GotG and that's branded as a family film.
>>212794717That doesn't sound like you're refuting it
>>212794759samefag
>I will fuck you up more.gay
>>212792064>And it would have improved the movie for you if they said a bunch of people died?Yes. Good writers don't shield the characters from consequences.
>>212794796dude... get them to shit on India... it is awesome. almost want to give them gift cards
>>212794711It's like saying that Donner made Superman lose his powers for no reason at all in Superman II. That's not even half the truth; it's less than 1 percent of it.
>>212794808Nope, it's a PG-13 movie. Capeshit is for teens and young adults.
>>212794864no, its not at all the same. Youe SAT score must have been dogshit.
>>212794743Why did gren lantern look like thsi
>>212794922Jokes on you, bro, I took ACT.
>>212794796>lower box office than MoS in USA>flopped in Europe>flopped in Asia>China is already taking the movie from theatersMaybe India and Latin America sill save the movie?
>>212794379Snyder Superman spent the whole movie whining like a bitch about if he should Superman, even though we clearly see him supermanning the whole movie.
>>212794743I'd do this if I had a GL ring
>>212789640The sound of running water drives them crazy. Some scientist put a speaker with the sound of running water next to a beaver habitat and they went mad trying to dam it up.
>>212794963I know you did son. I know.
>>212795180>Snyder Superman spent the whole movie whining like a bitch about if he should SupermanThat's exactly why he was a good SuperMAN, not the greatest superhero, but very humane and down-to-earth. Meanwhile, Gunn's Superman is SuPeRmAn: a mentally unstable 30-year-old "kid" in a suit who acts more like Captain Marvel, aka Shazam, than the classic Superman. Donner's Superman, on the other hand, was a great SUPERMAN, yes, all caps SUPERMAN, an embodiment of all that is good in the world, both as a hero and as a person.
>>212788405I think anyone who's ever made a letterboxd should be raped until they die.
>>212788405I thought those bug-faced twerps would take the L and disappear after November 2024, or at least stay really quiet until after the midterms. Looks like we still have a lot of work to do, though.
>>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kb4MmnM2zWc
>I'm in my twenties, still learning how to be an adult in a world that often feels overwhelming, but today, I did a few things that reminded me of the kind of person I want to be.
>This morning, I said “Good morning” to the elderly woman across the street. It was just a moment, but one filled with warmth and intention, a quiet recognition of another human being.
>Later, I gave a homeless man two dollars. It wasn’t much, but it was what I had, and more importantly, it was given without hesitation. Not out of pity, but out of shared humanity.
>And when I came back to my building, I held the door open for someone behind me. It’s a small thing, barely even worth noting but it’s in these small choices that we build the world we live in.
>These acts don’t make me special. They’re not revolutionary. But they are a beginning little reminders that kindness is a choice we make every day.
>I'm trying. That’s all. And sometimes, trying is enough.
>>212788775>karmabiggest scam ever
good things happen in life and bad things happen in life no matter how big or small
attributing them happening/not happening based on which you do is silly because it's non falsifiable
any system of belief that is non falsifiable is ridiuclous
>>212794743woah, a heckin MIDDLE FINGER? In a PG-13 movie? This is so inappropriate and unacceptable!
>>212796233It's going to get much, much, much worse.
The moment childless millennial women begin to collectively hit menopause and all the boomers begin to die is going to be a societal event horizon which delineates before and after as clearly as 9/11. There is still an element of hope, no matter how faint, within the generation raised by cartoons and comics and paperback romances and nerd shit. The moment that hope dies, person by person, is going to be very ugly.
You haven't seen the spite which genuinely hopeless human beings are capable of yet, but you will.
>>212788368 (OP)Oh, more ineffectual teenage rage over a comic book movie. Guess that makes you "the edgy one" of your school peer group.
>>212791476Isn't a person blessed by good fortune sharing acts of good a good thing? By your logic no one who's having it well should move a finger to help others. What are you on?
>>212788368 (OP)you can just tell gunn has never read any superman comics, synder understood what being superman meant because he's an actual chad while gunn is a scrawny basedboy pedophile
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>>212794796>>Gunnbots:>Hecking hope and wholesomeness!>You should kill yourself!What's this mental disorder called?
>>212798913there are many other mechanisms by which people can be motivated to help other people, whether through collective responsibility, shame or pity for the weak and unfortunate. telling someone they're a good person for doing something trivial that costs them nothing is pointless at best and evil at worst.
>>212792589that’s so fucking gay
god Superman is a horrid character lmao
>>212788559maybe because you aren't built to eat tree bark you retarded zoomer
>>212789640>be water rat>build nest on island in middle of lake>more lake = more safe from wolves and shit>figure out that you can block rivers to make more lake*millions of years go past*
>you are now a beaver
>>212790191Dammit, how do I get a job raising cute animals at my house?
