Jason Statham filmed yet another action movie a few months ago that is still officially untitled in every source. Notably, it was untitled even as it began production. At first it was supposed to be directed by Balthasar Kormakur (Everest), but it ended up being directed by Ric Roman Waugh (director of 5 Gerard Butler flicks).

Synopsis:

> A recluse on a remote Scottish island rescues a girl from the sea, unleashing a perilous sequence of events that culminate in an attack on his home, compelling him to face his turbulent history.

The talent/casting agency that represents one of the actresses seems to have accidentally leaked the title:

https://app.spotlight.com/6656-7861-0030

> Currently filming 'USP' with Jason Statham, Bill Nighy & Naomi Ackie in Black Bear's latest production.

That does sound like a Jason Statham movie

USP stands for Uncircumcised Statham Penis

>>212788690 (OP)
Never enough Statkino

>>212788690 (OP)
>Notably, it was untitled even as it began production.
It's a Statham movie, just name it after any random profession.
>The Mechanic
>The Beekeeper
>The Caddy
>The Snakecharmer
>The Ice Cream Man

Hmmm

> a former elite soldier who just wants to live a quiet life and keep bees is forced to go back to his old ways when bad guys scam his landlady
> a former elite soldier who just wants to live a quiet life and work as a construction foreman is forced to go back to his old ways when bad guys kidnap the daughter of his boss
> a former elite soldier who just wants to live a quiet life and work security for some industrialist guy is forced to go back to his old ways when bad guys kill his boss and try to frame him
> a former elite soldier (presumably) who just wants to live a quiet life as a recluse is forced to go back to his old ways when bad guys attack him for rescuing a girl from the sea

Statham is only surpassed by Aaron Eckhart

> a former CIA field agent who lives a quiet life of a bricklayer is forced back into the espionage underworld when the agency needs him to find a killer
> a former CIA chief of station is forced back into the espionage underworld when he learns that the death of his wife was not an accident
> a CIA hitman discovers that his division has actually been shut down for years and that someone else has been giving him orders
> a CIA assassin goes into hiding after taking the fall for a failed mission, and now must protect his daughter and take down the agency chief who set him up

(these are four back-to-back projects btw)

i dont care that ever jason statham movie is exactly the same. its all kino

>>212789177
Some of those professions are quite fanciful, not something people normally aspire to. The tao of Stath.

>>212789177
The... Janitor?

>>212788690 (OP)
Generic Action Man in Action Movie the movie about a grizzled former cop/assassin/crimelord/navyseal/thief who must do One Final Job to save (50% chance dead) cute girl (family or love interest). With his trademark english accent Statham will look constipated for the entire runtime and say a couple of key zingers as the bad guys lose.

They should call it The Transporter as he has to transport the young ho to another location

>>212788690 (OP)
A Recluse

>>212788690 (OP)
That sounds like at least two other movies I can think of.

>>212789428
No: The Trainspotter.

>>212788690 (OP)
The only new Statham movie I want to hear about is Crank 3.

>>212789287
>a CIA hitman discovers that his division has actually been shut down for years and that someone else has been giving him orders
rofl
"Damnit Jim, you thought we gave you an order to shoot that congressman?"