She literally looks like Zelda so much, FUCK NINTENDO
>>212792182 (OP)He looks like Brandon, the rythm guitarist in my high school metal band.
>>212792283You will never be as beautiful as Hunter
>>212792365You will never be straight
>>212792182 (OP)I think she purposely cosplayed here as Twilight Princess Zelda to put it into people's heads to get them to campaign for her to get the role.
The absolute delusion that anyone thought this was a possibility
Anyone calls thar thing โsheโ should be hanged
>>212792182 (OP)H. James Schafer is NOT my Zelda.
>>212792182 (OP)That's a woman? She looks like a gay twink.
>>212792283>>212792335>>212792343>>212792481>>212792526>>212792536>>212792554You would cut your left balls in real life to have sex with her, nobody likes you disgusting, hateful, pathetic INCELS pieces of shit.
Nice bait, we aren't falling for your fake outrage.
is hunter the only tranny with a passing voice?
>>212792584that is what you tell yourself to work up a hardon for guys. Faggot .
>>212792623>PassingThis has always been so funny to me
They try so hard to play pretend when they'll never achieve the effortless "is".
>>212792182 (OP)>She literally looks like Zelda so much, FUCK NINTENDOi'd have sex with this big breasted man
>>212792343NGL I could go for some McDonald's french fries right about now
>>212792182 (OP)Couldn't the progressives at least have picked a tranny that's the right age. The girl they went with in the end is already kind of pushing it.
>>212792283This. Enough with these fucking threads. They're just as sad as Milhouse is a Meme threads.
>>212792667Itโs funny because he only looks โpassingโ with strategic profile shots. Most women donโt look as good with profile shots. They look better full face shots.
>>212792182 (OP)>people foam at the mouth because their chosen guy stands in a precise way with loads of makeup, styling, prosthetics and costuming to even try to approach looking in the vicinity of female>meanwhile the biological female chosen for zelda effortlessly mogs the shit out of him with a lazy tummy selfie that is a thousand times more feminineshit like this will never stop being funny lol
>>212792182 (OP)>shetroons BTFO
HE will NEVER BE ZELDA
BWAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAGAGAAGGAGJAJAJAJAXXAAAAX
>>212792871>that perfect hourglass shapemeanwhile the troon is an inverted triangle hahahaha
>>212792871Letโs see Hunter do a full face shot and not a strategic profile shot
>>212792584I'm not gay, I will never desire for someone with a penis.
>>212792182 (OP)What is wrong with his hair? It looks disgusting.
>>212792182 (OP)How's the PR summer internship going?
>>212792584That's a dude, I don't fuck dudes.
>>212792725a black guy will probably spit on them one of these days and you could be the unlucky anon who gets it.
>>212792182 (OP)>>212792584Cope. Seethe. Dilate. Rope.
Trump won three times and you will never be a woman.
>>212792182 (OP)maybe this will finally push him to do porn
need a busted T-girls scene before he walls
>troons on reddit and xitter absolutely seething
>>212793435>three timesWasn't it ever proven he lost 2020?
>>212793358BRANDON! We should do a reunion show bro. I still talk to Johnny and he still drums.
Does it matter who plays Zelda? Nobodyโs even gonna watch a Zelda movie
>>212793883You are a gay man. Stop trying to recrute. What you do and how you think aint normal.
>>212792861>Itโs funny because he only looks โpassingโ with strategic profile shots.Profile shots are exactly what he avoids, because, well...
>>212793358Profile shot means from the side, genius.
>>212792365why did he choose this path tho? he could have just as easily been a really sexy gay twink. he would have been a HIT in the fag community. why did he decide being gay didn't merit enough attention? i know he was molested as a kid, but so was every other gay, and none of those homos trooned out. do you have to get like....SUPER-molested or something?
>>212794198He wanted to get banged by men, but was also afraid of being gay. He says as much in his schizo ramblings he posted.
N1g0
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>>212794065literally the same phenotype
>>212794065He has exactly the worst chin of jaw for his trooning out, one that looks square and masculine from the front, therefore not feminine, but weak and shitty from the side.
We were freaking robbed. Tom Holland Link and Hunter Schafer Zelda would have been PERFECT casting.
>>212794352Who would be Ganon? Zendaya?
No, he's never going to be Princess Zelda. No, he's never going to be Gwen Stacy. No, he's never going to be Samus Aran.
Now stop "fancasting" this clown for every single blonde female in an adaptation.
>>212792182 (OP)It's poetic really.
They cynically casted openly hostile weirdos for years just to rub their face in shit.
Now there's finally a time where it may be justified, and no one has any goodwill left towards the scenario.
Trannies lost. Embarrassing defeat
>>212794352even the AI clearly looks like a dude
>>212794444How exactly is it "justified"?
>>212794198>really sexyHe literally looks like this:
>>212794264
>>212794198I mean Hunter literally created this drawing that explains why he transitioned, and it totally looks like a mentally sane person created it
>>212792182 (OP)They cast her in the film, just not the role you thought...
WHAT'S BRED IN THE BANE OF MY SWORD - AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!
>>212792182 (OP)Nintendo never said Hunter isn't in