>No more Rebel moon kinos for now

>>212792490 (OP)
Never seen Zack coping this hard before. It's fucking OVER

>>212792490 (OP)
>Rebel Moon
>Kino

hahaha

>>212792541
>>212792578
Keep mocking
Most profitable and popular alright

>>212792490 (OP)
Also remember to buy the comics and the upcoming game snyderbro

>>212792490 (OP)
but but we need more BULLDYKE THE QUEEFGIVER!

>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names

>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire

>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain

>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way

>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them

>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers

>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel

>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux

>these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts

The whole Rebel Moon thing was the first time I really became embarrassed for Snyder. He tried to brute force a new multi media mega franchise and it completely failed. There's still Rebel Moon slop merchandise in my local music/video store's clearance section.

>>212793043
>sluticus V

>>212793162
Legitimately all he needed was a proper screenwriter to clean up his ideas and structure it properly.

>>212793043
>these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts
Please elaborate on that. I only saw the regular version and didn't want to watch it again or the sequel.

>>212792490 (OP)
>some of my best friends are niggers

Did it have females getting tortured?

ripping off seven samurai was a huge mistake, I'd watch it if it were about war and epic battles like warhammer which snyder ripped off visually, not that shit that was run into the ground years ago

>>212794176
He even did that in a halfassed way.
Once the team is assembled they de facto don't contribute anything a random set of 7 totally generic soldiers couldn't do. None of them stand out or do anything of note.
And a whole movie is wasted on that.
The actual fighty part in the second movie is just boring as fuck.
They even defeat the bad gay dude in the first movie, then he comes back "crazier" (looks and acts exactly the same) in the second one and gets defeated again nbd.

I can't believe someone actually wrote that script and it wasn't shat out by some early AI.

>>212792490 (OP)
The Greek Gods have cursed Vishnu for the next Ten Thousand Years.

>>212793777
No you sick fuck, it has gay deepthroat instead

>>212792490 (OP)
I wonder why...