And that's a good thing!

These stupid videogames barely have any "story" on them, can gamers stop with this faithfulness autism

>>212794941 (OP)
When were they?

He better fucking cast Suzi as Jill already. Last thing we need is a Zelda fiasco again

>>212795040
That movie was unironically the most faithful RE adaptation that will ever happen, some the casting was just wrong

>>212794941 (OP)
It is actually...have you played those games?!

>>212795047
Suzi needs to become a slave to my massive penor.

>>212794941 (OP)
Hey, I'm detective John Wesker

>>212794941 (OP)
Horror attracts the biggest hacks in directing/writing and sadly these films are profitable because they can keep the budgets low and idiots will line up to see the latest horror-slop no matter what.

Then why not just make an original IP

>couldn't think if a good third act for Barbarian
>the same way WKUK could never finish sketches

>>212795326
>if every movie was big budget slop it would be better
That’s your mindset nigger

>>212795401
>if every movie was big budget slop it would be better
I never implied that retard. Go watch Terrifier 7.

>>212794941 (OP)
WOKE=BROKE

>>212795047
This thing looks like Mr Bean without completely fradulent lighting, angles and makeup

>>212794941 (OP)
he did a blood sacrifice on our boy to make his career

>>212795047
this faggot got pozzed by based christianxxx

>>212794941 (OP)
Sounds like an instant skip.

>>212796261
making a resident evil movie based on the games would be exactly this, the movies are barely related

>>212794941 (OP)
how hard is it to do a slow-burn zombie horror movie in a secluded mansion or police station? fuck sakes, if you can't think of at least 3 hours of material for that premise alone, i deserve your job, Ari

>>212794941 (OP)
Always a good sign when the director has nothing but contempt for the source material

The games have bad stories and wooden characters. Paul W.S. Anderson was right with his vision of RE. He was always right.

RE games that would make the best movie plot (in order of kino to slop)
>re 2
>re 1
>re code veronica
>re gaiden (or the revalations game. a zombie outbreak on a ship)
>re 4 (cliche but could be kino)
>re 7 (sounds like played out cliche horror plot to begin with, pretty overdone already)
>re 3 (just a retread of RE2 but with more post-collapse zombie decay)
>re 6 (Lol. lmao even)


slopkino
>re 0 (pure over-the-top "yeah right" action)
>re 5 (boudler punch)
>re 8

>>212794941 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK NOT?

>>212796535
Dead of the author is a thing.

>>212796631
Because the writing in the games is abysmal.

>>212796603
Resident Evil 2 movie from James Cameron is the most obvious non-existent slam dunk in film history. Crazy that the idea wasn't proposed to him during the 10+ years he made nothing before Avatar.

>>212796535
He likes the RE games though, RE2 is his favorite

https://youtu.be/M9DzOik3QYU?si=MgVAonuc-6xt8RYj&t=498

>>212796354
Just skip the first 3 and make one of 4, it's standalone enough for a movie

>>212796690
So follow the same premise but just have better writing?

>>212794941 (OP)
that is a good thing though

>>212796725
It was literally perfect for him.
>horror and science fiction themes
>critique of corporate greed and technological excess
>cutting-edge special effects with zombies and monster transformations
>frequent use of the color blue from the police station, sewers and underground lab
>female protagonist with Claire
>emphasis on maternal themes resembling Ripley and Sarah Connor with Sherry

>>212795370
THANK you
I swear everybody on this board sucks barbarians dick

>>212795194
ZESTY

>>212796744
The plots aren't good, either. Not are the characters. If you take the basic outline of RE1, and make it not stupid, you get the first RE movie.

>>212794941 (OP)
When has there ever been a faithful adaptation of the games? Never

>>212794941 (OP)
Will there ever be a faithful RE movie adaptation at this point?

>>212794941 (OP)
Why don't they just make their own horror movie if they don't want to follow the story of the branding?

>>212797180
>>212797314
Welcome to Raccoon City, which was not good. And the forgettable animated films.

>>212797354
Because the story of the games is bad. I don't get why this is hard to understand. The value of the RE brand lies in its gameplay ideas and atmosphere. Which the previous RE films tried to capture. The stories are not worth salvaging.

OCEAN TRANS
EVEN IF YOU MUTILATE YOUR GLANS
YOU'LL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

>>212797180
Silent Hill was close

Make a spoof comedy
Have everyone play it straight and goofy like the original game acting but the protagonist is the only one who behaves like a real person would

trevor died so this schmuck could play uwe boll

It feels so good knowing that Cregger's movie will always be "the reboot" and nobody will ever mistake it for the one and only Andersonverse.

>>212796153
Is this true? Is ChristianXXX POZd? I remember when he fucked Claudia Marie and Kayla Kleevage.

I also feel kinda gay because I dated a girl who looked like suzi but minus the dick. Bruhhhhhhs I mayyyyyyyyyy beeee a little ZESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody STOP ME!!

>>212794941 (OP)
>movie will not be faithful to a game where 90% of it is back tracking, solving puzzles and looking for keys and ammo
shock.

>>212798510
he's been busting TOXIC POZ LOADS for like a decade at least

>>212798916
QRD? What’s the lore on this Christian guy and Suzi?

>>212795087
it was just a memberberries compilation, every single scene was "hey member this thing from the re universe???" followed by another scene doing the same thing, for 90 minutes straight.

shit movie

>>212794941 (OP)
[REC]2 is the RE movie fans want. It just needs some Japanese cheese

>>212796690
>Because the writing in the games is abysmal.
The writing is not the issue with RE 1 despite the comical voice acting it's just that if you take video game shit out and just focus on the story, monsters etc without adding anything else you probably have a 60 minute movie

>>212799071
>The writing is not the issue with RE 1
The mansion setting is boring.
Wesker is a ridiculous twist villain because he's so obviously evil.

>>212795047
Disgusting. Also none of the characters are gonna be in it. It's an oc story, which is typical.

>>212798967
I can’t find anything on it but I’ve seen some stories from anons claiming the male pornstar raped Suzi (also male). There’s also claims he has HIV but it’s unconfirmed. There’s only rumors because he fucks dudes, trannies, women and possibly escorts.

>>212799135
It's a silly concept but all horror movies are silly in nature

>>212798975
it was fun

>>212796153
>>212798510
>>212798916
>>212798967
>>212799214
Will you faggots STOP TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX AND MEN WHO HAVE GAY SEX? This is a fucking RE THREAD YOU GAY FAGGOTS!!! Go shit up another thread you faggots. Go get raped by a pack of filthy niggers and take your blown out loose butt holes somewhere else

>>212794941 (OP)
Makes perfect sense. You can risk the chance of appealing to straight white males.

>another reboot after Goyflix's embarrassing show and that piece of shit movie
KEK

>>212799343
Dude

>>212795370
He was honestly the worst castmember on the show. The fact that trevor moore did some shitty disney channel kid show and died and he somehow became a big “respected” director pisses me off so much.