Help from expert in Marvel - /tv/ (#212799105) [Archived: 653 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:43:21 AM No.212799105
Bobby
Bobby
md5: 8846326fa411f33273e9c26123a41f6e๐Ÿ”
I watch Thunderbolts.

How can Bobby Sentry is so powerful despite he was human ? The guy is like Thor, a real God.
He can destroys easy Iron Man, Captain America, Spiderman etc.

The guy just received a product as the others super heroes but for his case he became like a God.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:45:37 AM No.212799184
5ji97T5
5ji97T5
md5: a3ee209adff434e56bbe47d19c6eb1e2๐Ÿ”
>>212799105 (OP)
Special super soldier merged him with a universe of a million perpetually exploding suns. This is the "battery" of his powers.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:03:02 AM No.212799710
Apology for poor English

when were you when Bobby Sentry is powerful as human

I was sat at home drinking amc coca-cola when fred ring

'Bobby Sentry is power'

'no'

and you??????????????
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:04:40 AM No.212799757
>>212799105 (OP)
Similar thing happens to Captain Marvel. Just a normal human being that got mixed with something and becomes a 'God' on par with Thor. Capeshit is really dumb.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:07:41 AM No.212799853
>>212799757
Iโ€™ve always hated that universal power bullshit they always throw out. Thatโ€™s why Batman, even with his โ€˜time to planโ€™ plot armor, is a more interesting character. A human. With resources, sure, but human nonetheless
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:09:50 AM No.212799917
>>212799105 (OP)
Just wait until you find it comic books aren't real.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:10:02 AM No.212799924
>>212799853
Batman's strength and reaction times are superhuman, Anon. Not very superhuman, but still superhuman. And that's before factoring in that he's clearly got a superhuman intellect and endurance; he'd have to in roder to master as many skills as he has. When does the guy sleep?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:10:52 AM No.212799947
>>212799924
Batman is human, not a superhuman.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:11:05 AM No.212799955
>>212799105 (OP)
The void is literally the jewish god, not kidding.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:12:49 AM No.212799995
>>212799924
Batman has had his ass handed to him many times and nearly killed in a few times as well. Yeah, heโ€™s highly trained than a normal person, but heโ€™s far from being anywhere near superhuman.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:37:01 AM No.212800708
>>212799710
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet? That's the reason for this topic.

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.) It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that. It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:38:37 AM No.212800750
>>212799105 (OP)
he smoked magic meth
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:39:59 AM No.212800799
it's like in DBZ where they fight the galactic alien god-emperor and his goons then get back to earth to discover some literal who scientist has created beings way stronger than any of that shit
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:40:06 AM No.212800806
ghost2
ghost2
md5: e8b82db10f3c88537b4b29c461d75e8c๐Ÿ”
Was this bitch British in the Antman movie I can't remember
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:42:40 AM No.212800899
>>212800799
They were sexy androids. His hate created a perpetual energy reactor.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:43:58 AM No.212800951
>>212799105 (OP)
Yo dawg when Sentry got hit in the face and didn't budge then turned not Captain America's shield into a taco? I was all "Marvel's back baby let's gooooo!"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:47:44 AM No.212801081
The serum he was given had Deviant blood.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:18:53 AM No.212802054
>>212799184
Fpbp
Age of Sentry is great /co/
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:26:57 AM No.212802276
This movie would have bombed harder if the sentry was Asian as originally planned
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:31:05 AM No.212802384
thunderboltsposter_0
thunderboltsposter_0
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>>212799105 (OP)
>How can Bobby Sentry is so powerful despite he was human ?

Yeah, they never explain it beyond some "secret experiments". I thought the reject superheros were ok, though the movie needed better dialog.

Also, did Olga Kurylenko refuse to fuck the producer, so they killed her characters off?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:32:35 AM No.212802420
This movie was surprisingly good compared to all the shit they have been releasing. They need to knock it the fuck off with Superman and Batman and Ironman and Captain America and make more movies about lesser known heroes. It's so much better
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:56:35 AM No.212803046
>>212800806
She was but nowhere near as strongly, from what I recall.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:04:07 AM No.212803234
If they played their cards right this could have been the zoomer Marvel movie that made a billion if they advertised it as a mental health love story not a love story
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:37:27 AM No.212804070
Do I have to watch thunderbolt on Disney+? I will probably watch doomsday in theater afterwards but the actress of the new black widow icks me.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:38:13 AM No.212804084
>>212804070
Its the last decent thing they put out in years.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:40:14 AM No.212804129
The idea of a bunch of shitty anti hero misfits whose only 1 purpose is to keep a bi polar demi god Superman knockoff pacified by being his friend is good and it sucks that they are about to reboot everything and we will lose that
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:43:26 AM No.212804225
>broo Marvel is back
>start movie
>over 5000 quips/hour in less than 10 minutes
I was lied again
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:44:24 AM No.212804249
>>212804225
>>over 5000 quips/hour in less than 10 minutes
that is what Marvel is retard
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:45:47 AM No.212804276
>>212799105 (OP)
They shoved a sun into his chest. Or multiple suns.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:52:44 AM No.212804442
>>212799105 (OP)
They really fucked up not making it a Sentry Yelena love story since that is what everyone was shipping afterwards
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:56:44 AM No.212804533
The movie was kind of cringe. It was literally "the power of friendship". Basically NARUTO. I think this is gonna become more common from now on. All those nerds that grew up watching ANIME are gonna become the new writers and start using those lame resources they grew up with. An NARUTO and ONE PIECE were really big. It'll be something like "SAY YOU WANNA LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

Jesuschrist
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:57:54 AM No.212804563
>>212804533
It really was dumb at the end when they all held him. It would have been more impactful if it was just Yelena since the movie was focusing on her trauma.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:59:13 AM No.212804606
>>212804276
The fuck you're talking about? He was just a experiment
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:00:45 AM No.212804649
>>212804563
Yeah, it was really lame. All of them at the same time overcoming their traumas and through the power of friendship overcoming their own darkness.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:01:53 AM No.212804687
>>212802384
>did Olga Kurylenko refuse to fuck the producer
that would be a first for her
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:17:52 AM No.212805059
We saw Olga's face for less than one second. WhY even hire her
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:21:40 AM No.212805149
>>212799105 (OP)
Every MCU character in movie X > previous MCU character movie X-1

Once you understand this, everything is clear.

Oh, one issue, if MCU character = woman, X=X+2
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:39:09 AM No.212805621
>>212805149
I've read on reddit that the son of Invisible Woman and Pedro Pascal can literally create universes o_O
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:13:49 AM No.212806378
>>212804225
"A good Marvel movie" doesn't mean no quips, anon. It means there's quality between the quips.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:17:14 AM No.212806462
>>212804533
>>212804563
>>212804649
Everyone hugging Bob at the end made sense since they all knew him roughly as well and he helped them escape and all that. The only person that didn't make sense hugging him was Bucky, since he barely even knew who he was at the time, but I guess he went along with it since everyone else was. Even Alexei hugging Bob made sense, since he's a happy positive Santa Claus man who loves everyone (even though in his previous movie he was like a Russian superspy but ssshhh in this movie he's a happy positive Santa Claus man who loves everyone).
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:30 AM No.212807755
>>212802384
>did Olga Kurylenko refuse to fuck the producer, so they killed her characters off

cant have her upstage that trollop in the middle of the poster
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:30:00 AM No.212807923
>>212802420
>make more movies about lesser known heroes

sure anon, the sleepwalker, darkhawk, darkhold movies are in the pipe.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:36:03 AM No.212808024
>>212800799
Toriyama was always a hack
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:42:12 AM No.212808128
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47cf03e0-db65-456f-b5af-893acd10c350
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>>212802420
Dogwelder movie when?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:27 AM No.212808568
>>212799105 (OP)
you mean
>Thunderbolts*
you know, with anus mark at the end
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:50 AM No.212809135
>>212804649
Walker didn't get over shit.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:51:19 AM No.212809175
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>>212799184
Sentry is more of a hyperhero, since superheroes are like humans to him.

Remember when he took on Absorbing Man and just overloaded him with power until he disintegrated? Or when he tore Ares, the God of War, apart like tissue paper?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:55:09 AM No.212809229
>>212808568
Why did they go out of their way to remind people that general Ross was the Thunderbolt in his movie and then have it not be related at all to the team bearing his name in this one?