The spinoff has just been announced by New Line Cinema and is already tracking to break a billy.
How many tickets will you pre order?

God didn't give you all this time to keep wasting it like this.

>>212800660
If god wanted me to do or be something more, he would have planned for me to be smart, athletic, rich, or have charisma.

Instead im dumb, fat, poor, and cant talk to people.

Pretty damn sure Im following his plan for me.

>>212800754
All you have to do is be happy with who you are and you win the game.

>>212800754
Pray to Him to be better. I'm so serious man. Jesus doesn't want this for you. You know he doesn't. He wants you to be just like him. He knows you're going to fail and he expects you to. He just wants you to try. Try giving him a pure, honest chance. Get to know him. Talk to him. Attend a church service. Please, man, do something. We all have to get an accounting for our life when we die. You want it on the record that you gave God an HONEST try. Yell at him if you have to. SCREAM, dude. He will move if you pursue him. I'm dead serious about this. It all goes on record. God will not let you down. He doesn't know how. He sent his one and only begotten son here to die for all of our sins. You already have the victory. We ALL do. Go to Him to seize it.

>>212800631 (OP)
I want to kiss her right on the lips.

>>212801108
holy shit this place is worse than reddit now

I found an article saying
>Good news - even though there's no D&D Honor Among Thieves sequel in the works, there is a D&D series coming
I'm like god damnit, I don't care about the gay ass Forgotten Realms universe I wanted a sequel to the film I saw and liked

>>212800631 (OP)
I've been jacking it to Karlach lately.

>>212801564
There is nothing holy about that.

>>212801069
Fuck
I just lost the game.

>>212801108
Lol. No.
It was a man of god, a father at my church who put his cock in my 7 year old self.

Where was jesus then? Where was god?
Im sure he praised the lord.
But i dont see a point in that.

>>212801564
>now
Where the fuck have you been for the last 6 years?

>tiefling druid
still dumb

Is this based on the book? The book was pretty lame it was just her origins story. Her parents hate her cause she’s horney and she runs away to some elf village and she discovers she has druid powers so she goes to train as a druid. The climax is she turns into an owl bear to fight and scare off an owl bear that attacked a village. Is that enough for a movie?

>>212800631 (OP)
Sounds boring as hell. The Emerald Enclave is the lamest faction in the Forgotten Realms, and it also means you're spending most of the time innawoods, when most of the interesting shit happens in the cities.

>>212800631 (OP)
if they wanted a successful dnd movie, they'd just adapt baldurs gate 1-2