IMAX tickets just went live and they're literally already SOLD OUT

Kino is back on the menu, boys

>>212802654 (OP)
exposition dumps and terrible overdone soundrtacks are back on the menu. expect lots of flashbacks cuz Nolan loves the fucking rewind effect he's been jerking off to since Memento.

>>212802654 (OP)
Matt Damon is a horrible choice.
Almost like a joke choice.

>>212802771
>expect lots of flashbacks
A good chunk of the original odyssey was a flashback, almost literally the entire journey before he gets back to ithaca

Possibly the most ridiculous cast ever assembled for a big budget film. I'm surprised it's Nolan and not Villeneuve

>>212802834
fuckin trojans are a buncha homos

but what about a good Solonius?

>>212802654 (OP)
is Brad Pitt in this? Is this abt fags?

Fucking pissed
I dont know what the solution is but imagine if you just didnt get online today? So you didnt hear about the tickets going on sale this fucking early and so I guess youre just shit out of luck? Fucking insane. I literally read the fucking news earlier today and they still acted like it was going to be sometime thus week. Then I get home and finf they already did it, and theyre already sold out? The movie doesnt even exist yet. Absolute fucking bullshit.

>>212802654 (OP)
the movie will be about his feminist wife, Penelope.

>Greeks want to infiltrate a city
>Make a giant horse as a gift and name it after a computer virus
Bit on the nose isn't it?

MATT DAMAAAAAN is going to play the smartest greek to ever live?

>>212805203
They namedb it after the condom

unironically pedro pascal would have been a better choice for odysseus

>Tom Holland
>Zendaya
No thanks, I'll pass

>>212802654 (OP)
I named my dog Argos a few years ago and feel autistic every time I have to explain it to someone.
I'll kill Christopher Nolan if he doesn't include the scene with Argos and give me a normie way out.

>>212804944
most likely. Odysseus goes home to his wife being serviced by black bulls

>>212808054
same reaction

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>>212808734
>Anne Hathaway: BLACKED RAW in IMAX
Holy Kekoroni BASED BRAVO NOLAN!