It's the best star wars movie - /tv/ (#212806302) [Archived: 611 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:10:06 AM No.212806302
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ESB has bad pacing. Way too much time on Hoth
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:37:08 AM No.212806921
honestly prefer everything on hoth to the boring death Star shit in Star wars
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:39:43 AM No.212806976
>>212806302 (OP)
Star Wars only has three movies.
Terminator only has two.
Alien only has one.
Matrix only has one.

I refuse to acknowledge the slop.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:34 AM No.212807039
>>212806976
Based
Never lose your ideals brother
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:41 AM No.212807041
RotJ is the best one and itโ€™s not even close, if Ewoks werenโ€™t cute people would think the battle of endor would be the metal

Throne Room is perhaps the only good writing in all of Star Wars, it alone btfos all other movies.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:49:30 AM No.212808244
>>212807041
The throne room scenes made up for the deficiencies of some of the Jabba the Hutt and Ewok scenes, in my opinion. Those Hutt and Ewok scenes were sometimes too slow for me, and the Ewoks' designs, I don't dislike them, but maybe making them more like Chewbacca's Wookies would have been the way to take them a little more seriously.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:51:56 AM No.212808288
>>212806976
>Alien only has one.
extra based
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:52:12 AM No.212808295
>>212806976
Iโ€™d be willing to agree that aliens is not an alien movie but itโ€™s still pretty good
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:04:20 AM No.212808476
>>212807041
Nah Jedi is the weakest. It's basically running out the clock until we get to the throne room and the final confrontation (which is good). Jabba's Palace takes up almost half of the film, yet we don't learn anything new about the story or the characters. It's just a neat set piece and a vehicle for getting Solo back. Then Yoda dies, telling us that there's another Skywalker which also doesn't end up mattering. Then there's some bullshit in the Ewok village which also doesn't matter other than giving the other characters something to do.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:11:22 PM No.212809469
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>>212808476
i love RotJ but you're right. I wish Leia being a skywalker / potential jedi was relevant, and Ewoks should have been Wookiee slaves digging collecting ore to build DeathStar2
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:13:34 PM No.212809500
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:15:14 PM No.212809532
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:17:37 PM No.212809577
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also a hot redhead assassin is sent to kill Luke, but she's taken in by his charm and falls in love with him.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:19:35 PM No.212809609
>>212806302 (OP)
ANH 5/10
TESB 7/10
ROTJ 4/10
TPM 7/10
AOTC 2/10
ROTS 5/10
TFA 1/10
TLJ 2/10
TROS 1/10
Rogue One 3/10
Solo 2/10
Itโ€™s a mid to shit franchise as a whole and it introduced slop to cinema so it can fuck off forever
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:20:21 PM No.212809623
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:21:59 PM No.212809657
>>212809609
giving tlj above 1/10 seems too generous
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:28:14 PM No.212809769
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I still think about that unnamed background pilot who got shot down trying to leave the hangar, a tank shoots one of his engines then he's rapidly spinning towards the ground, the music does a little whimsical thing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:58 PM No.212809835
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>>212809577
and they have kids, isn't starwars supposed to be across generations? Why did Disney forget to have a skywalker protagonist?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:36:35 PM No.212809892
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:38:23 PM No.212809916
>>212806302 (OP)
It's pretty flawless until Act 3, the pilot fights will always be the worst part of Star Wars. I get so bored out of my mind watching them.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:40:31 PM No.212809947
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:46:51 PM No.212810036
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:49:06 PM No.212810066
>>212806302 (OP)
Why did they not put "new hope" and episode 4 on the posters ? i don't get it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:50:39 PM No.212810091
>>212809769
he probably has a 17 page article on him on wookiepedia explaining his EU life.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:51:50 PM No.212810111
>>212806302 (OP)
and ANH has way too much time on Tatooine. The only one with good pacing is ROTJ
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:51:59 PM No.212810114
>>212806302 (OP)
The biggest redpill is that ROTJ is the best one
>>212807041
This
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:43:47 PM No.212810888
>>212807041
>Throne Room is perhaps the only good writing in all of Star Wars
Look up Andor. I think you'll like it.