Punished tummy edition

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https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft

Previous: >>212805006

it's so over for MDE bros

/ftl/ is the raped

we're all going to be normal in this one

Watermellie

>>212808235
he's cooked.

>>212808240
I miss Channing.

fenix qt

>>212808261
Move on and get a new waifu, you sad fat faggot

why can't people just accept FT is bad and sam is finished?

Jet and Ben pack your shit, your replacements are here

Watched the whole Harland ep and its not that bad in context

>>212808275
she’s a fun woman

Josie is beautiful.

>>212808304
It was painful.

>>212808283
>Move on and get a new waifu
I moved on, but she damaged my soul. We had loose plans to hang out in March, then she basically ghosts me after new years, saying she wasnt talking to anyone having autistic shutdown, next thing i know march rolls around she goes to Mexico then moves to Europe with some Chad. I'm over it though, I still think shes cool and hope she comes back to the USA some day. I've got my sights set on someone else now.

>tfw when thumbnail cache broke and you dont want to restart for autistic reasons

>>212808328
Looking back, Season 2 was so much better than what came after... but still not as good as Season 1. And season 1 wasn't even great, it was just a cool social experiment.

>>212808313
matthew you fat retard KAW

Fenixcon3 on ig for you Fenix enjoyers

>>212808361
>matthew
Don't use my Christian name on here, bettypedo.

It's not funny anymore.

>>212808313
>. I'm over it though

Ellie can you make a stream where we watch parkour fails together

>>212808382
>um.. when does it get serious?

"comedian" Sam Hyde.

>>212808382
Was it ever funny?

>>212808382
sam, just quit.

>>212808398
Is this gonna be the whole show, just nonsense?

>>212808388
I am, mostly. I'm not sore about it. Just another thing that happened or didn't happen. At least I got to know her, she's cool and based.

>>212808378
M O O G L E D

>>212808398
>When do I get to hit my grifter talking points about religion and masculinity
Fucking faggot

What even is a gorilla nest? Why did it set Sam off?

>>212808433
>What even is a gorilla nest?
That's what Fred would call the discipline corner

>>212808433
apparently Harland is a master at fucking with comedians heads by saying random shit.
Reminds me of the stories of what comedians do to each other back stage.

>>212808426
>M O O G L E D
That's not me, that's just someone who shares blood with me that the bettypedos think is me.

I don't think this podcast really changed anyone's minds, the host was pretty shit. The whole podcast seemed like a setup which obviously isn't going to go down well with anyone. There was a heat lamp hidden to make everyone sweat and the host had no intention of talking about anything, it's all disingenuous so I'm not surprised Sam looked annoyed at parts.

I still like him and will watch his stuff, the people who hate him will continue to hate.

>>212808433
>What even is a gorilla nest? Why did it set Sam off?
It's a nest gorillas make to fuck in. And Sam is a gorilla so it made him angwy.

>>212808463
matthew allen carey... 10 hours.

sam is a big baby man

>>212808433
Random nonsense schizo babble like everything else the unfunny old boomer said

>>212808492
>10 hours.
Until what? You gonna come try and kill me in minecraft or something?

Alex B just loops the same conversations and songs until the next event in his life happens. I mean it’s cool tho

Sam beating a 62 year old man to death:
Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212808537
can i get a QRD on Alex?

>>212808537
>I mean it’s cool tho
Is he still fighting with his heifer?

>>212808541
looks like an awkward gay porno

>>212808544
>has a rich dead father
>alexb had hardcore drug issues
>kills his friend in a car accident/was a passenger
>compulsive liar (really bad liar)
>probly still addict
>addicted to 400lb Big Booty Latina farts
>wants to be famous at almost any cost

>>212808583
He's a lot like sam hyde in some ways.

The gayest boxing match ever in the stanque right now

>>212808561
Yeah i wish Sam would just pivot to gay porn that's obviously what he secretly wants to do

>>212808600
>Yeah i wish Sam would just pivot to gay porn that's obviously what he secretly wants to do
Tranny porn specifically.

>>212808594
He very much had similar habits. Sam fir all his faults managed to build something of a media empire even if it's small and managed a business or multiple businesses while Alex b got super addicted to hardcore drugs and never was able to take care of his own life

Taylor won

>>212808617
>something of a media empire
He was a trust fund kid that made some extra cash on crypto. He's not special, he's just lucky.

>>212808235
Ok this is Epic

>>212808247
My Ultra Kill Code: Nuclear President Gorilla Nestx Marky Purple Purple Purple Destruct 000 Channing


AUUUGHHHHHJJHRGGHHH

https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1945744460379201538

>>212808544
>karate master
>two loyal monkey summons
>sunglasses of true sight
>during the great seed oil wars an orc sorcerer bound him as a thrall using advanced magic

>>212808636
Lucky and not a Moron. You have to be slightly moronic to blow all your money on drugs and not be able to hold down a job. I believe Alex B had access to his dad's funds at one point but when his dad died I think Alex can't get any funds unless he's employed or something kek

>>212808330
oh we are so back now

>>212808501
enough about Sam

>>212808545
Just over text. She’s not living there anymore and he’s waiting for her to get her stuff out so his mom can sell the house and he moves back to Kentucky
>the hometown hero returns

freddy live on ig with 2 fans

>>212808666
Sam is still retarded

>>212808275
what are her socials?

>>212808694
nice

>>212808642
>AUUUGHHHHHJJHRGGHHH
Cryocoded

>>212808666
MODS DELETE THIS 666 SHIT

>>212808694

>>212808694
Made me laugh after I checked who was on there

>>212807763
lol I think that was a Klꜷspost fug

>>212808666
>Lucky and not a Moron
Sam has brains, I won't say he's stupid. But he is very socially retarded and has some sort of god complex or crazy undeserved ego.

this nigga is still up and rambling bro i don't think he's even eaten today

nothing like a beer in between boxing rounds

>>212808741
He said he finally figured out how to use DoorDash on his own since his father wife controlled everything

>>212808750
I wonder if the cartels are involved with spictank?

>>212808544
huge feelings of insecurity
distant parents, idealises the father
wants to be loved more than anything
is abrasive, ignorant, and emotionally stunted
probable narcissist

If you listen to Alex B with no video and just sound it’s like some 2009 internet radio shit idk how to describe it but it’s not 2025

Sam would've made 10 times more money if he just focused on fishtank over old comedy skits.

You can tell he doesnt give a shit when he's in the tank for some reason.

>>212808788
got an example?

>>212808788
alex b is stuck in the lmfao era

>>212808805
>he doesnt give a shit when he's in the tank for some reason.
He thinks he's better than fishtank. He thinks his 'comedy' and 'extreme peace' are better than fishtank. He's retarded.

>>212808815
He's an artist guy

>>212808805
fish tank sucks. It really is just jets grooming couch.
Jet groomed sam into giving him his own show

>>212808805
Jeremy Gold was his last real character. I think going back to Jason was a mistake, and in s4 he didn’t even play the character just wear the blue suit.

relaxing
https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/comments/1lwx6k7/watermellie_asmr_supercut/

Jet (not the American one), can we buy fishtoys through streamlabs. Im sorry but Im not using your El salvadorean payment processor

>>212808788
should pivot to being an irl gta station. Get a co host who can real him in when hes spinning in circles

>>212808775
The cartel is in prison, Bukele took care of it

>>212808815
His stand up in all honestly is shit and has no meaning just a bunch of garbled mess thrown together. Looking back I only liked it because I was seeing MDE in person and I was drunk. MDE is dead

>>212808690
He should start a horse farm and race them.

>>212808846
chill~

>>212808855
LMAO I was literally just thinking this too that’s weird. Yeah he’s definitely a candidate for GTA 6 radio

>>212808843
jin ask sam what to call him, and sam back talk him saying “call me jason, retard”.

This is the best boxing camera angle they've had through all of fishtank

>>212808880
>MDE is dead
MDE was never alive, unless you count some of the earliest efforts. Which I don't, cus sam ruins everything he's a part of.

i like how so much of sam's comedy is just ripped off posts i made on /pol/
Like gorilla penises
Maybe thats why he sperged out.
(if you don't know gorillas have micro dicks, sam did a stand up mocking men that compare themselves to gorillas)

>>212808912
I've heard from reliable sources that sam does in fact have a gorilla dick.

going to bed

>>212808215 (OP)
The need to lick that tummy before going down for the best head Ellie will ever get.

>>212808724
Scuffed Marky

Does anyone know if Sam’s parents actually sucked, Sam was the problem, or all 3 of them were just one big fucked up family? I think it’s the last one

>>212808826
Fishtank sucks because they put 0 effort into it.
1 season you could excuse for being new
but the same issues of poor planning, no activities, fucking up by interrupting drama keep popping up and its what Season 5 or 6 now if you include bitchtank and BG.

Fishtank was an actual goldmine and they just refuse to take advantage of it.

>>212808948
is sam an only child?

>>212808724
seth died shortly after this. F

>>212808962
Yes it was just himself growing up most of his life. His mom never remarried and I don’t know if his dad had kids again

>>212808956
4 seasons and the only thing that really separates it from Spictank is a camera that zooms in

>>212808964
death only makes stephen stronger

>>212808978
she said she is not gonna touch the 8k in case she can get back next season. i hope this was a joke

>>212808999
my beautiful airhead wife

Any virgos in chat? I wanna know hte signs of fishtank watchers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2HqmaWb7c

>>212808978
lmao what a bunch of cheap fucks

Kwab

>>212809063
He should just go on kill Tony and make a scene, that would really fuck everyone up on the internet

It's becoming obvious Sam is a professional drain and embarassment on Jet - Is it time for Jet to go independent with Fishtank and become the Goldstriker character himself?

>>212809120
you know remember Jets roleplay in Bloodgames

we are witnessing the fall of mde i believe

i think sam and fishtank are pretty ok

>>212809032
>cheap fucks
Sam not losing the jew rumors anytime soon.

>>212809133
thank fuck
thank fuck

>>212809063
if only there was some sort of covering for that particular area of the head

>>212809139
>i think sam and fishtank are pretty ok

How much does that Jewish Billionaire pay Alex Stein. Just let him take over, we've been asking since S1.

sick of pretending to like the mde crew desu, they're done for

>>212809133
If anything I'm glad they were able to introduce me to this angel before they crashed and burned

>>212809187
this but Ellie

>>212808733
He Won!!

>>212809187

>>212809202
We can coexist

>mde never dies!
>show was so embarrassing sam had to cut it off halfway through and go home when he showed it in the tank
i kekked very hard that day
and then again when he gorilla shitted all over harmonkey.

>>212809187
TRUE !!

>>212809187
She looks so much sexier with brown hair wtf

Put a kwab on

sam got gorilla dick energy

>>212809228
Sam is so afraid of becoming a lolcow that he's starting to act like one

>>212809228
MDE died when adult swim canceled world peace.

>>212809187
We will watch her career with great interest

>>212809228
>sam had to cut it off halfway through
It was a 15 minutes preview

>>212809269
megacope.

>>212809269
something like that ..

>>212809268
>career
>shitty photos on a cumstained swingerbed

attention burt clan we are on burt con 1

fuck off

>>212809275
https://x.com/wigger/status/1935503379876200919
It was though, no need to be delusional

angel

attention burt clan
i wanna be gay 'cause you're bucked and i want to savor it.

Is Harland Cryokeen's dad?

>>212809356
he looks like nick's dad.

i've been watching Ellie eat a watermelon for a bout an hour now

Why was Freddy so rapey?

miss U twish

>>212809378
he likes to rape women

>>212809309
Roger that! Ready to meme!!!! Kek!!!!!

>>212809394
Is that what Sam would want to see from his next protege?

>everybody calling sam a fake christian feels like i'm the only one who can see that he's a struggling christian, struggling to deal with his past and present while truly believing in christ and wanting to change his ways but so much of his life, comedy and business is centered around sin and he has no idea where to take it from here and it seems almost inescapable

sam should throw all of this nonsense aside and focus on christ and his family. it's so hard to do that though, especially with his obligations to his friends and the wiggers.

>>212809432
the more you do this the more i hate christians. Good job

>>212809432
Damn, it's like you're the only one that understands him, you should give him all your money and maybe suck him off a little bit.

>>212809452
okay? maybe you should work on that, anon.

>>212809461
maybe i won't.

>>212809432
this is gay. he should just come out

>>212809416
Absolutely yes

>>212809457
or maybe you just lack compassion because you've been jaded by other people who lack compassion.

>>212809394
FUCKIN YOUR OWN COUSIN HUH?

>don't give Julius mod
>entire ellie community dies
das rite

>>212809432
You sound very griftable. Send Sam a $50.

>>212809432
he is not a following christian, if sinner is christian... but this is a strange logic to expect from people to commit sins all their life and "convert" when they are one step in grave
we can't create good world when everyone is sinnister till the last day of life
so no, sam is not really a christian, he is demon in flesh

>>212809561
catholics in a nutshell

Why is this still here? Anything happen in the post season? Idrk if I remember all the fish's names already

Sam has to fantasize about about making his skyrim knockoff all day to not kill himself and that's not a joke I think it's the only thing keeping him alive

>>212809393
I can't wait for the remove all clothing challenge on ConGREGated

this could be us Ellie

>>212809612
when is it starting btw

>>212809626

Freddys talking to a bunch of annoying Australians

we are waiting for the 4am garbage looting stream from ellie

>>212809636
19th but im pretty sure they are all flown out there at this point

>>212809645
same

>ellie never did a hand(job) status - unused

>>212809652
I hate Greg
..who are confirmed to be on the show anyway? I might hate watch little

>>212809695
was this in ellie's stream?

>>212809680
that supermodel jawline

>>212809695
Asexual btw totally wholesome chungus

>>212809695
greg never was funny

I would rather Ellie was a lesbian so a cock never penetrates her

>>212808433
Looking at Harland's previous guests and the stuff he brings out, he purposely shit tests and trolls certain comedians with targeted props to see if they can handle banter.
>bill burr - gave him a wig because he's bald, and an ant farm asking if it makes him angry like his comedy
>david lucas - kept giving him cakes and donuts because he is a fatass
>sam hyde - trolled his performative masculinity asking him if he has been raped, pussy eating skills, asking him to make a nest like a big gorilla

>>212809725
women like to say they're asexual to get away with denying the advances of men they don't like to avoid confrontation.
people like greg do it as a defense mechanism when they get caught doing creepy sex pest stuff.
>lol i didn't mean anything by it, i'm asexual. it's just a joke!

>>212809732
>greg never was funny
How can we afford to host anything?

>>212809756
kek did he shit test him on eating pussy

>>212809572
so what to do different, be atheist with logic
>i can break law as long as police is not seeing it, even if, i will blame society and police for being the real criminals, i am dindu nuffin
christianity is good and was good since it is based on logic
>maybe nobody catch you when you commited a crime, but god saw it and will judge you
it is just different implementation of pagan beliefs
>your ancestors are watching you from up, so don't commit crimes and sins
foundations are good, but even with police, cameras and prisons, we have people that want to commit crimes, majority of people can obey "human law" or "god's law", but you have minority that can't be stopped from breaking law, it is in their nature

>>212809153
is that why they wear those funny caps?

>>212809820
stfu

>>212809802
>kek did he shit test him on eating pussy
sam got btfo

>>212809802
he had plastic sushi salmon props and started asking if they were into cunnilingus and if they could demonstrate how to eat pussy on the plastic salmon, damiel was about to do it and sam stopped him

>>212809756
its 100% comparing him to a gorilla because sam knows they have tiny dicks

>>212809756
lmao David Lucas suuuuucks he steals all his jokes from black twitter

>>212809856
lasagna lips

>>212809850
goyim, stop messing with my plans, i need army of depraved christians, to push other people into more depraved atheism

>>212808261
She's hot
My nigga skull fumbled

>>212809873
Sam steals his from /pol/, whats the diff?

>>212809887
you know there isnt just xristians and athiests right

>>212809912
so, what are you?

>>212809900
>My nigga skull fumbled
Ouch plus dubs. Oh well, on to the next one right?

>>212809924
No, you should obsess over the first one for years to come like treepedo

So much love for this Mexican sex gremlin

Treefinger's is so fucked I heard he was pretending to be girl named Bonnie wtf

>>212809945
Lol I didn't fumble so hard that she won't talk to me at least. Treepedo is despised by betty.

>>212809900
She looks like the ghost of a little girl who died of typhus in the civil war

>>212809766
It's not that conscious, Greg is too autistic for thought this complex sorry it's true. Subconsciously I think he is a pedophile but he probably can't even internalize that as truth so he just says he's asexual because something feels "off"

Canelo

>>212809988
perfection

>>212809995
get out of my ear, dude.

How does Sam see himself?

>>212810007
Better than anyone he's in a room with

>>212809980
No, Channing is a princess.

I hope Sam gets to JRE soon
>"So what is this show you do... fishtank?" -Joe
>"Yeah its a 24/7 reality show, its live right now" -Sam
>"Jamie pull that up" -Joe
>Its livestream of Burt jerking off at home

>>212810000
she really needs to get a irl setup asap

>>212810040
>"So who's Marky Thompson? Jamie pull it up."

The beautiful Jules Felker

>>212810040
Season 2 is still peak.

>>212810007
As a frail, little artist guy that got his girlfriend stolen from him. He doesn't want you to see it, so he hides it under layers of fake machismo, fluffed muscles with tren shots and a bully attitude no one buys anymore except for his lowest, most degenerate followers.

>>212810040
Sam will never be on Rogan

>>212810033
Princesses can contract typhus

>>212810062
This guy...

>>212810068
Yea there's no way
Maybe kill tony someday

>>212810076
I'd heal her somehow.

>>212810065
ouch THAT'S GOTTA STING

>>212810062
I like how s2 fans have memory holed how awful it was to watch it live after the first week or 2

>>212810040
rogan would love that tho

>>212810040
>jokingly antisemitic bullying?
>Jamie, pull that up.

When is Letty going to do a Lara Croft cosplay

i think tiktok would be the best place for ellie to stream, she would gain normie non fishtank followers.

>>212809743
I said the same about Bex and look at her now. I'm happy for her, mind you.
It's over for us, sapphic appreciators. Every woman breaks under the power of cock.

>>212810084
>Maybe kill tony someday
I'd love to watch sam get destroyed on kill tony.

>>212810118
idk but she definitely has the right tits for it
Just needs to work on her ass

>>212810118
you got to be joking.

it's crazy that the season that got the most media attention is the one they decided to rush and half-ass the most and end 4 weeks early.

>>212810121
translation: nigger followers

>>212810138
Typical wigger L

Did it feel earned?

>>212810138
Yea they even wasted like $20k on Bam for 2 hours
Well I guess technically Dr. Fag and the other guy paid for that

>>212810118
She needs to cosplay as a troll first: she has the feet, the face, the posture – all she needs is body paint and to not shave and she's ready.

>>212810126
Fuck that fraudster

>>212810167
i think the reason i hate sam is he reminds me of myself just shittier and im pretty shitty.

>>212810121
i think the first guard of twitch asian girls are aging out of it a bit. ellie would do well there.

When is this thread getting serious?

>>212810176
Letty has the worst feet out of all the fishgirls I think
she's like a little gollum or something

>>212810194
This thread is about to have the worst day of its life

the idiots on her kick are the biggest faggots, should all be lined up and shot.

>>212810194
As soon as KÂW

>>212810211
I'm here for it. I love watching wiggers and MDE stans suffer.

>>212810197
You know Letty is horny when she starts touching a woman's face. We ignored the signs during that Abi stream.

>>212810227
Nevermore...

>Skull posting his tweets almost verbatim in here.
What's the point?

>>212810192
i wonder if she is banned on twitch

>>212810249
These threads are all he has in his life

>>212810118
She kind of has done so unentionally before but she isn't thic enough for it desu. Sure she's got the tits but she has no ass and her legs are also skinny/undefiend. Her hunch back and old lady face doesn't help as well.

>>212810238
I'm pretty sure anons were calling it out even way back then but nobody listend.

>>212810249
>>212810257
Ahhh my adoring fans... love you.

>Jet spiritually raped by a dog.
>Sam got bothered by some gorilla talk.
How will nature attack the wiggers next? Will Ben get one of his eyes hurt by a seagull or something?

>>212810249
he's making kẤwtent

>>212810249

>>212810278
>Will Ben get one of his eyes hurt by a seagull or something
Ben will get mauled by a pitbull.

chloe raped into quitting

Insider here: Sam actually reads all these threads and he's actually seething. He says 2 more years of Marky posts and then he's going to start acknowledging the people here. Jet also actually can't stop talking about Cole irl he's like obsessed but he thinks everyone here is really cool and wants to recruit people for fan ideas

MDE and animals don't mix
Remember the chickens and guppys?

>>212810278
ben got doxxed by a monkey

>>212810308
>He says 2 more years of Marky posts and then he's going to start acknowledging the people here
Unfortunately, Sam doesn't have 2 more years.

what if we like stitches sam and jets assholes together so they can shit into each other

>>212810308
I never found marky posting to be all that funny.

ayo

when i take ellie out, imma have her wear this and make her walk into a liquor store

thoughts?

>>212810331
>I never found marky posting to be all that funny
We know, Sam.

>>212810335
good idea
Give her a fake gun too

So is CK in prison or something?

I may be a YN, but this goy aint no babyfag.

>>212810335
only if she wears a bikini top (she can wear pants)

>>212810328
cryo coded post

>>212810353
no no

just the mask

You watched Jon's streaming show, right?

>>212810361
Yeah probably

>>212810331
It's basically a parasocial schizoid tic by desperate fans who crave daddy Sam's attention. Something about him causes people to obsess over him and try to "own" him because they see him almost as a god and people desire to kill their idols. They think shouting it into the void on chans is effective because in there mind he's "just like me" and he's here with them

>>212810308
I'll believe this.
Sam should understand that coming out clean and dropping the ironic macho bullshit would help him more in the long run. He has mindless fans that would memoryhole six videos of him strangling children if they popped out because they love him so much. He has a cult and they will support him more if he appears honest.

>>212810381
Yeah man
I watch all the nontent all the time

>>212810394
Calm Down Sam
Don't go gorilla mode on us

>>212810331
cause its some kiwifarms retard shit. Sam can fall on his sword naturally by being a terrible comedian.

>>212810331
It isn't supposed to be funny, even if the stunt with the t-shirt zoomers was great.
Markyposting is a state of mind. It's willing divine retribution upon Sam because he deserves a little bit of cosmic humbling.

>>212810424
Reel

>>212810361
On probation and can't use the internet, IIRC.
I hope she's doing well. Nothing good will come to her from this community.

>>212810424
>Markyposting is a state of mind. It's willing divine retribution upon Sam because he deserves a little bit of cosmic humbling.
trvke

build a gorillas nest?

i cant even build a birds nest!!!

>>212810415
>finger on the trigger

>>212810458
I can't eat pussy either and i'm hung like a gorilla!

>>212810381
The documentary? Yeah. He's such a piece of shit.

Did Sam do hecking improv and touch my hecking boomer chungus comfort characters table?

>>212810471
So is Van and his sex slave Shadi

me and ellie except i won't pull out
>>>/gif/29148376

>>212810464
Pali kids with nuclear bombs may be lurking from under the rocks.
Literal killing machines by the time they turn 3.

>>212810466
im so hungry i can eat a horses cat

>>212810458
why did I read this in Norm's voice?

>>212810494
those are men

I wonder which Sam prefers, straight fries or curly fries?

>>212810494
never pull out, raw is law

>>212810494
Me with Mints, except I wouldn't stop:
>>>/gif/29147992

more me and ellie
>>>/gif/29145386

>>>/gif/29148783

>>212810516
gimme some boards and a glue stick and i can build a bird's house

you gotta start writing jokes down

so when people come at you, your fire back quick

boom boom boom, one shot right after another

dont give the other guy time to recover

insider here
I will never go outside

>>212810606
We know, anon's skeleton.

What's your take on oddbod?

>>212810606
big if true

>>212810655
decent enough guy but kinda self absorbed and lazy

Me and Claire if we went to the same school
>>>/gif/29146049

>>212810600
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750892364082448.mp4

>>212810438
Yea I hope so too. I rewatched the s2 edited episodes recently and her exit interview made me really sad knowing how things have turned out

>>212809900
If you heard channing’s voice you’d change your tune. She sounds like a stoner Bart Simpson

>>212808630
shes the only one that deserves to win

>>212810741
i love Ellie's voice shes such a cutie

>>212810759
>channing’s voice
I love the sound of her voice actually. You guys just lack an appreciation for tomboys...

>>212810759
I've heard her voice before it's fine lol my zoomer ex has a tomboy voice too

>>212810381
It’s kind of crazy how young these people look compared to now. This was in 2023, not that long ago. Fatty has lost like a 150 lbs.

>>212810600
>swc

>>212810801
>sac

Klaus is a cannibal

>>212810795
Ooo is that a rare chanchan for the collection?

>>212810813
Maybe

>>212810827
Mmmm rare chanchans...

>>212810333
pure sex

>>212810581
i did this a guy said to me fuck off baldy and i said why did the jews cross the road because of the niggers

>>212810839
she's a princess

Klaus is a deranged mass murderer

>>212810855
She's really got a spell on me. Maybe she cast one... but even now, I'd do anything for her. Anything she asked. Tell me to kill myself? Done. Tell me to kill Sam Hyde? I'll do it, in minecraft of course. Anything she wants. And I'll defend her from any slander, she was right about everything. I'd fall on my sword for Princess Channing. I'd put anyone to the sword for Princess Channing.

Klaus is a serial KILLER and he's RIGHT. BEHIND. ME. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>212810852
>why did the jews cross the road

for the crew to fix the land

come on now...

>>212810190
Me too. It's like if I got famous as Sam I'd probly fuck it up too. That's why I don't wanna be that famous anymore kek

>>212810190
Wild thing to admit to anon.

>>212810249
All the stars are here ladies and gentlemen

>>212810970
it's like hes an alternate reality direction of where my life could have gone.

>>212810992
Glad you chose the right path.

>>212810855
That all the rare chanchans you're gonna share anon? :(

>>212810278
>How will nature attack the wiggers next? Will Ben get one of his eyes hurt by a seagull or something?

Ben Majima at your service!

>there is footage of Letty finger raping Abi out there somewhere

>>212810394
HES GOING GORILLA MODE GUYS WATCH OUT!!!!

>>212811026
>Claire sextape
>Abi lesbian rape by Letty
>Kalei swimming stream
All buried on a server somewhere in the US

>>212810466
Could Doctor House figure out what Illness Sam Hyde has and Save MDE?

Is it Lupus? Studs? Aids? Prions?

Klaus just killed a guy

>>212811020
I got one more for u

>>212811072
He's got prion AIDS in his brain + lupus.

It's terminal.

Luke is a swell guy I have to pick up his jolly attitude
https://youtu.be/IREJPZzXESo

>>212810484
Yeah but enough about Jet Ellie and Drench

>>212811077
She's so fucking beautiful... I'd do anything for her, literally anything.

>>212810308
>Jet also actually can't stop talking about Cole
Nigga

The new fish pander to /ftl/ too much I don't like it

>>212810526
Is that a fucking

HEAT LAMP!?!?!

AUUUUUUURRGHHHHHHHHHH

Skull Hyde was right about everything. Skull Hyde Always Wins.

>>212811107
It's the only way jet can get laid

>>212810655
Young Dumb and full of Cum

>>212811109
>AUUUUUUURRGHHHHHHHHHH
Love you cryo, not as much as I care about Channing, but you're up there bud.

>>212811107
I for one like that ellie answered my call for soup

>>212811077
nice cup cups

>>212811109
Cryo go gorilla mode
throw poop at sam

>>212811151
Yes i'd like to sip from them

>>212811113

>>212811081

Bex

I love you too FTL.

>>212811026
she recorded it for jet during her ghisletty arc

>>212808788
This. it reminds me of the people I used to see on Justintv.

>>212811103
>I am the ghost of coleokeen!!! You are in my spot!!

>>212811103
Jet only had handcuffed sex with Claire because she was acting like Cole

>>212809900
holy fuck look at those droopy eyes and butt chin. Ugly bitch.

>>212811245
Things virgin faggots say for $400 Alex

>>212811245
Channing is so hot
Look at those big heavy milkers
Yum
>>212811077

>>212811259
I would crawl thru shards of broken jagged glass just to lay my head where she had sat. I am as dedicated as any knight to his queen. I don't even need anything from her at this point. Whatever spell she cast was powerful. My will be gone, her will be done.

>>212811181
sex

>>212811181
cockslut fraud

>>212811026
I wouldn't be surprised if we get more leaks of her from soneone else other than Jezza, although it would be nice if he'd just relase everything he had rather than drop them little by little the way he did.

critter gooners it might be happening

Remember when Tayleigh was practicing her windmill punches and TJ asked her if she was pretending to be a wind turbine

taking ellie to old town

>>212811077
you got any more?

Channing likes my music too. This is from the album im currently working on, it's about half finished. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcLJnJh0s9Y

JUST WILD BEAT
COMMUNICATION

https://youtu.be/5khQ-fniCLc

>>212811491
No sry

>>212811491
Most of you are undeserving of 42s8mrare chanchans...

>>212811512
Neat

>>212811591
actually I was just told there are no more so you don't know what you're talking about

>>212811606
There are always rare chanchans. But sharing them among the riffraff doesn't often happen.

>>212811622
Could be true
Those are just ones I found on /tv/

>>212811637
Probably annoys her when I share rare chanchans but... she's part of the lore. She's important to the lore. She's important to my lore, now. I have to document the lore.

there are channing threads on /agatha2/ with rare chanchans

Klaus is an arsonist

>>212811670
Yeah I've seen them, I hve most of those already. Channing sent me quite a few, then I realized a lot of the ones she sent were already out there. Not all of them, but some of them.

who was in the wrong here?

>>212811670
they also have ciara and marky guppies

>>212811690
im an arsonist too

because my jokes BURRRRRRRRRRRRN

>>212811722
she was making a move
He had to get it on

>>212811723
>marky
Marky isn't even in the same sport, let alone league as Channing. None of the egirls on agatha are.

>>212811724
Unfunny loser

>>212811770
wrong

im funny at losing

big difference

>burt: my ideal role is being a rapist
>letty: really? well my ideal role is being a rape victim of a black guy
>burt: really? well we can do that!

crawling pace

getting tired cagnolini

>>212811859
What was the point of them dressing up like sperm again
these humiliation rituals are getting too advanced

>>212811898
style points

they're too complex köpekler

>>212811917
she looks good in anything lol

>>212811898
Sperm CELL get it? Also i thought it was a neat gimick

>>212811898
spacetank, they were grey aliens, ellie was grey ellien

I want a fishtank set in an undersea diving bell at the bottom of the ocean.

>>212811984
James Cameron could do it

>>212811999
Explosive decompression challenge

These threads were 10x faster yesterday at this time all discussing Ellie's stream. She and sistermommy really do control ftl

>>212812032
Ellie is my fishwafiu

>>212812032
truuuu

>>212812084
chlooeeeeee you farkin troon

Ellie is soooooo perfect it hurts

>>212812122
Hardly... she's nothing compared to Channing.

>>212812084
Doritellie

>>212812032
They rule the roost
>>212812079
Back off bubba
>>212812122
Hurts where? You're pp? Me too breh

>>212812152

goodnight /ftl/

What's your favorite Skull Hyde song /ftl/?

>>212812203
This one so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2HqmaWb7c

>>212812203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlmqZ9HRhko

>>212812245
That's not a skull song

>>212812203
https://youtu.be/DMdqsS0a9tY

>>212812261
Trve I wrote most of the stuff for Killswitch.

>>212812270
Just added that one to the klꜷslist

>>212812261
>>212812270
>>212812283
This music video is silly haha

Black guys just can't look cool when they're rocking out for some reason
they have to shuck and jive and drop ill beats

>>212812228
The hats sound disconnected from the rest of the mix. Otherwise pretty good.

>>212812378
I also feel like I chopped the ending a bit early on that one but good enough for me.

we are page 10, come on goys, bake 2 threads at once

>>212812183
was this really worth clipping
what are we doing here

Since I rebranded, I'm having to reupload everything again. Only allowed 6 uploads a day on youtube. Here's a track from newest album that I think turned out pretty good. https://x.com/TheDeathstill/status/1945833666829042056

>>212812408
>bake 2 threads at once
Oy vey

new

>>212812458
>>212812458
>>212812458

I didn't know Skull Hyde was a talented musician

>>212812434
that's the vibe right now

===ANON UPDATE===
It was really hot today so as soon as I got home I took a basin, filled it with ice cubes and cold water and put my feet there