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>In the thread posting business, the cardinal rule is to keep them baited and to keep them posting back. The longer they post, the more they (you)s, and in the end, we get it all
Why was casino so good but raging bull so bad
>>212810616Says fucking who?
Don
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>Three fuckin' sneed post in 20 minutes? Why didn't you pull the threads? Why didn't you call me?
>Well, it happened so quick, 3 anons posted; I didn't have a chance...
>You didn't see the spammers? You didn't see what was going on?
>Well, there's no way to determine that...
>Yes there is! An infallible way, they posted!
>>212810616and what the FUCK are you doing on /tv/anyhow?
Anyone else prefer Casino to Goodfellas? The case can be made that the latter is the "better" and more important film, but Casino is just so damn fun
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Bravo Scorsese
>Look at this fuckin beaut they put in now
>Jannie send you in here to ban me now?
>Been fucking knocking everyone's threads in all night? Huh, you been 404ing all the threads tonight, motherfucker?
>Huh? Jag-off
>Ban me
>Take this 3 day ban and pound it up your fucking ass
>Ban me again
>Take this range ban and shove it up your sisters ass
>Ban me again
>>212810961Why did they blow up Ken?
>>212810616Casino is mid. Goodfellas is his last great one, even that's a bit hacky but it still works.
>In /tv/, everybody's gotta watch everybody else
>Since the off topic shit-posters are looking to bypass the ban
>The soprano posters are watching the Wire posters
>The Sneed posters are watching the Soprano posters
>The troon posters are watching the sneed posters
>The discord trannies are watching the troon-posters
>The jannies are watching the discord trannies
>The Mods are watching the jannies
>Nishimura is watching the Mods
>And the eye-in-the-sky, glow niggers, is watching all
>>212810856i think goodfellas works better as a movie overall, but casino has more great scenes
>>212811265that was business, real greaseball shit
>>anon worked on these all night and now nobody's replying to them
>>212811915>For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this anon. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in her balls
>>212810856>>212811853They're the same movie
> You know, I think you got the wrong impression about me.
> I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do.
> For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a shit, get online and see and, uh...i'll start shitposting in some /tv/ thread
> I'll... post porn and gore and there's nothing you can do about it, jerkoff.
> And just about the time that I'm coming off my ban, hopefully, you'll be getting out of your transition surgery.
> And guess what? I'll shit all over your thread again, ya queer fuck. 'Cause I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about bans. That's my business. That's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we, Janny? You fuck up the catalog and troon out, dontcha?!
>>212810616>He had a fool-proof scheme, all right. It wasn't very scientific but it worked.
>>212810856>We're supposed to be baiting this place, you dumb fucking hebe.
>>212812309>> And just about the time that I'm coming off my ban, hopefully, you'll be getting out of your transition surgery.
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>Jannie, what happened over there? I mean, did you know that guy you banned was with me?
>No, I didn't know that. But you know what he did?
>No
>He posted off topic. And then I warned him politely and he tells me to go fuck myself.
>What?
>Then he called me a faggot. So what do you think I do? I range banned that cocksucker
>What? Hold on a second
>Hey, come here
>You called a jannie a faggot? You tell him to go fuck himself?
>Anon, I didn't - I did - I didn't...
>Is that what you did? Tell him to go fuck himself? You fucking hick! Fucking.
>You big fucking hick, you. Come here. Come here.
>Get him up. Come here.
>You post an appeal right now and you apologize. You better hope he lets you back in the threads. If you ever get out of line on there again, I'll smash your fucking head so hard you won't be able to get that pokemon hat on. You hear me? Fucking neckbeard
>Jannie, listen. This guy obviously doesn't know who he was talking to, you understand? He doesn't know that, uh, we're dear friends. I mean, he's already very sorry. But, uh, if you could do me a favor to let him back in the threads, I swear to you he'll never get out of line again. I promise you that.
>If he does it again, he's banned for good. I don't care what it is, Nick, I'm gonna ha- I'll - I'll never let him in the boards again.
>I'm sorry about this. Really. All right, jannie?
>Okay.
>Thanks, pal.
>You posted off topic? You posted trannie threads?!... you shit-posting, stinky, horse-manure-smelling motherfucker you! You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a furry thread in fucking /b/! You understand?
>>212811915>The baiting was never authorized, but I suspect I know which OP dropped a line. And so did the jannys.
>No matter how much of a fag janny might be, Anon would take him on. You beat Anon with a warning, he comes back with a new IP. You beat him with a range ban, he comes back with a VPN. And if you perma his VPNs, you better dox him, because he'll keep shitposting, again and again, until one of you is hacked.
>The word was out. The jannys had enough of OP. They had enough. What more were they gonna scrape? So they made an example of OP and his lackeys. They rangebanned them while they were still typing a reply.
>This is the end result of all the fishtank threads, and the trip post, and all the WebM post it threads, and sneed & feed, and all the Superman and all the Cruise threads. It's all been arranged just for us to get your (You)s
>>212810961>>212811910>You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you?
>And where they get Nishimura from? Who the fuck knows
>All I know Nishimura was a Japanese hikikomori who barely had enough money to pay for the server fees
>And of course it was the bosses man, Moot, who gave all the orders not the fucking administrator, Nishimura
>>212810856Casino is probably a better movie in a technical sense, but GF is the one that's fun.
>>212811013It wasn't long before what I was afraid what was going to happen, happened. Nicky managed to get himself banned from every thread in /tv/, from then on I couldn't be seen talking to him anywhere in /tv/ or anywhere near it
>>212810616Never finished either
>>212811363Cape fear?
>>212812206They're both based on two separate real life people and events. Too much liquified garlic rotted your brain, ya schmuck
>>212810616This.
Casnio and Goodfellas are the obvious best Scorsese kinos but everyone creams their pants over Raging Bull and Raging Bull is boring trash.
>>212810961It's stylistically meant to be this way
>>212811853After all the praise for Goodfellas he was given the budget and go-ahead to make the movie he wanted. Casino is the better production but Goodfellas is probably a better movie
The jammies left?
They're gone?
They're not here?
........
........
The jannies are out....
You know I think maybe they went to /lgbt/ or somewhere else
>>212813278>Cape fear?Fuck, I'll give you that one I guess but I'll draw the line at The Age of Innocence (kinda uses the same formula as Goodfellas and then he overdid it with Casino).
"for free"
>this motherfucker do you believe this?
>two fucking days and nights
>FOR FREE!
>FOR FREE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>FUCK MY MOTHER!
>THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING TELL ME!
>YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU!
>GIVE ME A FUCKING NUMBER!
>>212810616Casino is overrated because everyone thinks Goodfellas is the overrated one so they proclaim to like Casino more, when it's an inferior film in almost every aspect. Raging Bull is meh.
>>212814609>This guy could fuck up a dubs thread
>You see the jannie. Good. I want you to see that jannie 'cause that's my wife. But that's not my thread. It's not my thread. You know who post there? Huh? Nah, I mean, you wouldn't know who post there. I'm just saying, "But you know who post there?" Huh? A nigger post there. How do you like that? And I'm gonna - I'm gonna sage her. There's nothing else. I'm just gonna sage her. Now, what do you think of that? Huh? I said, what do you think about it? Don't answer. You don't have to answer everything. I'm gonna sage her. I'm gonna sage her until a 404 not found.
>>212810543 (OP)>Listen to me, from now on, I want you to put an equal amount of (You)s in each thread.>Do you know how long that's going to take?>I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each thread!
>Frankie, some of these threads got a lot of niggers in 'em. Tell that fuckin' jannie if he's switching threads on us, he'd better take a fuckin' camel back to Nigeria
>>212810856I think the appeal is that Casino has that grand narrative about Las Vegas itself while Goodfellas focuses more on the people.
>So, once they pulled that shit I started doin my own things no one ever thought of doin.
>To keep an eye on things I brought in my dyslexic kid brother Dominic and some desparados from /r9k/ and started knockin over high reply threads, Soprano, dubs, anybody right here on /tv/.
>I had a good fuckin crew goin I'll tell you that.
>I had Sal Frisco a great thread bump guy. Jack Hardy who worked as a mod for reddit before he did a six month ban for grooming. And then there was Bernie Blue this guy could bypass any permanent ban. It was like old times.
>And I opened up my own threads too called the Architect and Sneeds. Sometimes I used to go along on a shitpost just for the fun of it.
>>212814887This the city itself is a character plus it's fun
>>212810856vegas is a kino setting. Whole movie is a great vibe
>>212815238>Get this through your head, you jannie motherfucker, you! You only eat hot pockets out here because of me! Thatโs the only reason! Without me? You, personally, every sneed-poster skell around, will take a piece of your fucking jannie ass! Then were you gonna go? Youโre fucking warned, donโt ever drop a ban over my head again! You motherfucker, you!
>>212810856goodfellas is a perfect movie, casino is just good
Are casinos really that comfy?
>>212816349Fuck no they are the most evil rapacious uncomfy places on Earth.
>>212816349If you're a billionaire stealing towels
>I... I'd like to answer that at this time. Mr. Anon is being very penisy. He's lying. The only time I was on /tv/ was for a get thread.
>Was I on that thread? Tell me, was I on that thread?
>You were...lurking.
>Was I on that thread? Was I?
>You were lurking around. You were on the... you were on the board.
> You know damn well I was on that thread and I was the OP.
>Tell me I was at least on the thread. Allow me that much. Give me one (You) at least!
>>212810856Casino has more characters to follow so it has more re-watch potential. Goodfellas is probably better from a narrative perspective but has a lower re-watch potential because the story is so linear.
Theyโre both excellent.
I want every post in this thread to have the same number of (You)s
Funny thread. great work anons
>it took months for everything to calm down, but finally my guys got new proxies and the oldfags wanted me to send my brother anon out to /tv/
>always the (You)s, always the fucking (You)s
>I mean, it was still way too glowie for me to go even near 4chan, so I set up a meeting with the guys way out in 8kun
>I didn't want my brother to get permabanned, I mean, what's right is right, candlejac
Goodfellas had a better second half. In Casino, I know it was a real relationship, but I can't stand any of Ginger's scenes.
>>212810616raging bull was more historically accurate
scorsese whitewashed the jew in casino. he was also unironically fbi informant that's why they didn't kill him
>>212811363>even that's a bit hacky but it still works.Agree, it's executed so well but stuff like the overused music video montages add more dazzle than depth.
Incredibly entertaining flick but it perfected some techniques that are best described as "tricks": it's a lot easier to spend budget on "Sunshine of your Love" and have DeNiro smoke a cigarette than it is to do it dramatically.
Also heavily, heavily abuses the voiceover to get away with the breakneck pacing and glossing over so much that gave way to stylish montage-slop.
>>212814609Casino is either overrated or it's the hipster/contrarion choice, it can't be both. Adjusted for Scorcese being reviewed favourably in general, Casino's reputation is accurate: not as good as Goodfellas but close enough to be satisfying.
>>212817603Martin knows what side his bread is buttered on.
>>212814013Casino always felt like a second bite at the apple, there's just so many good ideas in Goodfellas, edited down to the absolute best ones, getting the best out of Pesci and DeNiro in the process.
I enjoy James Woods performance the most because it's relatively fresh
>>212817480>I can't stand any of Ginger's scenes.You're not alone, Sharon Stone blows and her character is easily the worst part of the movie.
She acts patronisizing when she should be charming, stupid when she should be vulnerable, and spastic when she should be despairing
>>212817603Yeah but Scorsese didn't know that in the 90s.
>>212810856I like good fellas well enough buts it not even a top 5 gangster flick for me.
Casino is fucking amazing, it's like 3 hours long but I have no trouble at watching it start to end whenever it's on. Pesci is great and his last scene is so violent that it made my stomach turn.
My sole complaint is that James Wood isn't shot in the desert at any point.
>>212810856I liked Casino more because imaging myself being Ace Rothstein and running my own casino seemed way more fun to me than being a greaseball gangster
>>212816822>The jannies had enough of anon. They had enough. How much were they gonna take? So they made an example of him and the other posters. They moved their thread to /trash/ before they'd even hit the image limit.
Casino is better because Pesci is playing a psychotically violent gangster that was actually his same height
>>212814609>Casino is overratedYep.
>because everyone thinks Goodfellas is the overrated one so they proclaim to like Casino moreEveryone was blown away by Goodfellas and everyone quoted it to death and everyone making films and TV copied it to death. Then contrarians started saying "Casino is the good one!" just to be different.
>when it's an inferior film in almost every aspect.Not almost. EVERY aspect.
>Raging Bull is meh.R.B. is even more overrated than Casino, but for different reasons. The hype for R.B. was top-down (critics decided it was a Great Work Of Art and people sorta went along with that). The hype for Casino is more "organic", if you want to call it that. Just large numbers of people who say 2+2=5 because everyone else is saying 4.
>>212814699>I know, I know you must think I'm pretty based or something. Right? You must think I'm pretty based. Right, I bet you think I'm pretty based, right? You think I'm based? You think I'm based. You don't have to answer. I'm paying you 0 dollars, you don't have to answer.
>For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a casino.
>>212810543 (OP)I can only be baited by Jesus Christ.
Honestly /tv/ is at its best when it does threads like these
Be it sopranos, wire, boardwalk, casino, goodfellas, godfather
You take quotes and then turn it into board culture quotes and I love it
You can close this thread with your Yous and a ban or you can click outta here with nothin.
>>212810665> Well this is a 4chan board people are going to post sometimes
>>212817603>whitewashedPesci calls him a jew, the cowboy calls him a kike, and he's played by De Nigro
>>212810543 (OP)> My chances of coming back unbanned from a post normally are 99 out of a 100> But when i saw the new blackwashed bullshit disney remake, i gave myself 50/50
>A million times I wanted to spam the fuckin threads This is 4chan. Weโre supposed to be out here funposting ya fucking janny
You can have the Superman thread or the MDE humiliation, you canโt have both.
>No matter how big a thread might be, Nicky would shitpost in it. You give Nicky a 3 day ban for sneed, he comes back with blacked. You ban him for a week with blacked, he comes back with CP. And if you ban him forever, you better range ban him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until all threads are 404'd
Instead of a cornfield, where would they take them to ban them so they can't be found?
>>212828740I just wanna close the tab.
>>212829780>just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
>in the end I ended up right back where I started I could still bait threads, generate all kinds of (Youโs) for gookmoot for all kinds of weeb advertisors, and in the end why not shit up an anonymous twainese tilapia farming webring. And thatโs that.
>>212829780Toss him back to /b/, tell em he was off topic posting
I have to say that its actually a beautiful thing that America used to allow for this kind of criminality to exist. Its freedom.
It really shows how far our country has fallen.
>>212827609/TV was a saint.
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a shit poster
>>212827609Why donโt you take your quotations threads and cram em up your fat fucking ass
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>From my recollection aren't you the brap poster, the bug spammer, the tranny from reddit?
>If I'm wrong please correct me, cause I never knew you'd be cunny posting too, but if you are you know what? Ruin my thread too, go ahead ruin it. This is MY board. LOOK AT ME. You didn't know that did you? This is my board
>If you ever come back again EVER to ruin my thread, next time bring a proxy, that way you got a chance. Be a man, don't be a fucking simp