Thread 212811547 - /tv/ [Archived: 590 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:19:52 PM No.212811547
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He may be an evil mass murderer but hes not a BAD guy.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:25:27 PM No.212811641
Jason has a somewhat specific criteria for his victims. Though he will still kill you anyway if you try to mess with him regardless.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:25:45 PM No.212811647
The fuck did he eat in the woods for 20 years, twigs and berries?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:27:11 PM No.212811665
>>212811547 (OP)
Jason is basically a child mentally so this isn't a bad take.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:44:00 PM No.212811937
>>212811547 (OP)
This actually sounds about right thoughbeit. He's a violently reacting to being "wronged" gigantic retard but not some sort of sick degenerate that gets off on sadism. If they still wanted the "impact" they could have him pet the puppy and accidentally crush its skull
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:48:00 PM No.212812006
>brutally torture and murder innocent kids
:D
>kick a dog
:(((((((((((
Why are normalfags like this? I like dogs but they just come off as sociopaths.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:09 PM No.212812041
whats the difference between Jason and Michael Myers?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:38 PM No.212812050
>>212812006
>innocent kids
Have you ever watched these movies?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:53:42 PM No.212812103
>>212812041
Jason is a legit retard. Michael just enjoys killing.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:54:28 PM No.212812118
>>212812041
Jason is a tard. Michael is a sadist.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:59:50 PM No.212812225
>>212812041
not a whole lot outside their backgrounds and after jason literally dies and comes back as a zombie
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:00:43 PM No.212812239
>>212811547 (OP)
Well, Hitler loved animals
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:01:49 PM No.212812251
>>212811547 (OP)
this guy is overrated as fuck. I'll never understand how he tricked so many people into caring about him despite being in the absolute shittiest movies in the franchise.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:01:50 PM No.212812252
>>212811547 (OP)
Jason just hates sexy teens and people who get in his way of killing sexy teens.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:02:08 PM No.212812256
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>>212811547 (OP)
He's a literal kid, his mind is trapped within a psychotic killer who was put down by humans, animals like dogs probably were kind to him, my head cannon is he's a retard and retards love animals.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:03:21 PM No.212812274
>>212812006
He never kills kids retard
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:03:27 PM No.212812276
>>212812006
Jason never killed kids though. Just teen douchebags.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:05:08 PM No.212812302
>>212812041
Michael is pure evil. Jason is a momma's boy who's out for revenge.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:07:05 PM No.212812341
>>212812041
jason is a retarded over grown child. the type of tard that likes puppers.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:07:44 PM No.212812359
>>212811547 (OP)
Ironically in Multiversus he could maul not only dogs (Jake, the OC) but rabbits, cats and mice, and three super-powered kindergartners. Even shove them into sleeping bags and smash them.
Fuck the devs for killing the game right before we got Freddy.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:09:59 PM No.212812402
>>212812006

IDK but it's genuinely weird. I am not an edge lord who necessarily needs to see animals getting hurt or killed, but it's so bizarre that people can watch human characters get tortured to death, eaten alive by monsters, shot to death, stabbed etc. etc. but when a doggerino gets even hit it's like the holocaust.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:13:22 PM No.212812473
>>212812041
Jason is deformed and retarded gifted with tard strength and resilient
MM is a mean cunt
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:28:48 PM No.212812832
>>212812402
It's like with children. Dogs are seen as pure and innocent.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:47:43 PM No.212813255
>>212811547 (OP)
Thematically he would not waste any time hunting down and killing a dog I would agree. But yes Jason will kill any dog that impedes him from killing young nubile teens camping, let alone kicking a dog. So Kane Hodder is a dullard.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:49:16 PM No.212813291
Isn't it somewhat implied he throws a dog out of a window in Ft13th IV?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:49:44 PM No.212813306
>>212812276
Cory Feldman has entered the chat.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:51:38 PM No.212813361
>>212811547 (OP)
I mean, if he mass murdered the right people he would be a good guy, and the only ones that would call him evil are the people that deserve it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:53:32 PM No.212813408
>>212813291
Yes it is.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:54:39 PM No.212813434
>>212812832
It's less innocence and more lack of comprehension and lack of control, a dog like a child can't grasp why it's being harmed let alone escape from that harm, if that isn't inherently more repugnant than an adult human being harmed I don't know
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:16:24 PM No.212813990
>>212812006
>torture
never happend
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:19:00 PM No.212814057
>>212813255
If I remember the scene correctly, the radio was simply on his way and he kicked it offhandedly. It'd probably be the same with a dog
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:28:05 PM No.212814301
>>212811647
Poo on a stick but with a little parmesan *chef's kiss*
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:28:53 PM No.212814326
>>212814057
I thought that was Karate Kid
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:25:01 PM No.212815873
>>212811547 (OP)
>hey, we're two sexy teen girls! Wanna get drunk, smoke pot, and have pre-marital sex?!
>smash cut to Jason slamming the girls into trees
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:27:07 PM No.212815943
>>212812041
Michael is a peeping tom who spies on teenage girls and kills to satiate his sexual impulses like a normal serial killer.
Jason is a tard rage zombie
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:28:16 PM No.212815975
Hurting animals for your amusement is third world shit. Jason is a white guy
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:29:11 PM No.212816000
>>212811647
He's a demonic zombie. He doesn't eat food.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:30:22 PM No.212816028
>>212816000
He isn’t a zombie until movie 6. He has traps put out in the second movie so yes he does hunt
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:40:08 PM No.212816340
>>212813306
And he's not dead.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:43:05 PM No.212816415
>Jason the pussy incel mama's boy won't kick a dog
>Michael the Chad kills and eat dogs in at least 3 of his movies
>Freddy dresses kids in dog outfits and eats and kills them
>Chucky gets humped by dogs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:59:02 PM No.212816913
>>212816000
headcanon shit
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:03:03 PM No.212817035
>>212816028
Pamela resurrected him with the necronimicon, according to part 9.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:03:22 PM No.212817041
>>212812006
>>212812402
It's called being White
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:37:53 PM No.212818067
>>212817035
I love that movie, but c'mon man that is not canon.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:39:20 PM No.212818111
>>212817035
>she resurrected him, made him live in the woods, then killed a bunch of counselors to avenge his death
makes perfect sense
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:19:03 PM No.212819250
>>212811547 (OP)
Based boogeyman.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:21:49 PM No.212819346
>>212817035
Nigga the 9th movie doesn’t have any bearing on movies that came out years before it happened. The Evil Dead didn’t even exist yet when the first two Fridays came out.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:28:38 PM No.212819520
>>212811547 (OP)
This sounds like the right call
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:31:07 PM No.212819592
>>212811547 (OP)
He's right
Jason barely has a character but his defining characteristic is being a retard with the mind of a child, he'd like dogs
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:46:00 PM No.212819995
Jason Voorhees gets constantly more sympathetic as the series progresses but even out of the gate I don't think the audience is supposed to hate him
His basic concept is the same as Leatherface, he's too retarded to actually grasp right and wrong, and he's rather like a dog himself in that his main impulse is "intruders bad angry"

It takes very little mental gymnastics to make him the de facto hero fighting Freddy Kruger, for example. And Michael Myers is such an intentional demonic figure that occasionally they hint at him having some sympathetic quality only to jerk it away and go "Nah, he's actually even WORSE than that"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:49:08 PM No.212820092
>>212812006
Jason wouldn't kick a dog thoug.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:50:19 PM No.212820128
>>212819592
He may have killed a dog in Part 2.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:51:29 PM No.212820161
>>212811547 (OP)
Man FUCK radios! Mother fuckin Jason hates radios bitch
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:51:41 PM No.212820166
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>>212820092
It's true. That's why he hates niggers
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:56:31 PM No.212820293
Jason>Michael>Freddy
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:01:35 PM No.212820433
>>212817035
Only part 1-8 is canon. Jason died for real in the New York sewer. Every F13 movie after that is in their own continuity
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:32:47 PM No.212821295
>>212811647
There's a difference between fishing and hunting deer other woodland creatures compared to needlessly harming a pet.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:20:50 PM No.212822686
>>212812006
>>212811547 (OP)
> Be Jason
> Two teens let you die because they were fucking
> Returns and start killing douches
Jason doesn't kill kids or pets, and he just kills, no torture involved.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:28:14 PM No.212822942
>>212811547 (OP)
>>212811641
Jason didn't kill literal children in part 7 either. This was post-zombification too.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:34:47 PM No.212823189
>>212811547 (OP)
That's just staying true to the character though. Now if Robert England's Freddy had said no, that's obviously stupid. Or if Micheal Myer's actor had said no, just as stupid. Those two characters are specifically sadists who are evil and would hurt kids and dogs. Jason on the other hand is a retard who has a hateboner and past trauma for a specific group. Parts 4 and 7 had him have the option to hurt kids and he didn't because he's not angry at them.

It's more "He's not that specific kind of mass murderer!"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:43:35 PM No.212823521
>>212812402
>>212812006
Why are catfags all subhumans like this? Every single time it is people who call cat babies and their "fur kids" that want dogs to be killed and children to be hurt
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:44:13 PM No.212823552
>>212816340
It matters not. He attempted to kill him.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:45:38 PM No.212823614
>>212811937
Jason doesnt strike me as the type to live in harmony with nature if he were trapped on a deserted island with nothing but animals...
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:11 PM No.212823631
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>>212823521
corrupt the child
slay the canine
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:39 PM No.212823655
>>212811647
It’s clear from his shack in part 2 that he’s been rooting through dumpsters and salvage yards. Probably a lot of that. Considering how young he was when he “drowned”, I can’t imagine he just magically became some expert trapper and hunter.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:10 PM No.212823676
>>212811547 (OP)
You posted this same thread yesterday
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:50:45 PM No.212823811
>>212812251
His portrayal of Jason was good though. He’d do the pissed off shoulder exaggerated breathing thing, and quickly snap his head to look at shit. He felt very angry.

5 and 6 Jasons just felt like a knockoff Michael Myers, and 2-4 felt like “increasingly thrashed hillbilly in a mask running around”. Hodder gave him a distinct personality, though I do agree that he’s the best part of otherwise miserably shitty movies.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:35 PM No.212823883
>>212813255
The scene they’re referring to is the part from Jason Takes Manhattan where he kicks the radio, and the movie thugs try to get tough on him, and he pulls his mask up to scare them away. I don’t know why it took that, one look at the guy, and it’s clear you wouldn’t want to get anywhere near him, let alone touch him.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:54:00 PM No.212823929
>>212813291
I could be interpreted as Jason throwing the dog, but it could also be taken that the dog got so scared that it jumped out the window itself and fucked off.

I don’t know if it’s been officially stated one of way or another. I’ve never listened to any commentary for it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:56:06 PM No.212824006
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>>212811547 (OP)
>won't hurt a dog
>shoves a random whore
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:57:58 PM No.212824074
>>212824006
she was asking for it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:03:08 PM No.212824263
where's all this delusion coming from?jason mutilated a small dog in one of the earlier friday the 13th movies
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:10:22 PM No.212824533
>>212823883
>I don’t know why it took that, one look at the guy, and it’s clear you wouldn’t want to get anywhere near him, let alone touch him.
I could take him.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:14:47 PM No.212824714
>>212811547 (OP)
Even the Ayy let Jonesy live, pets are off-limits. https://youtu.be/tXqTA7c3s94?si=7FZDyLZktmcDELhH&t=104
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:24:38 PM No.212825081
>>212812006
>muh humans
You are the normalfag, fag.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:31:50 PM No.212825331
>>212812041
Michael is just pure evil without any redeemable qualities. He killed his sister and tried kill his other sister and son, because why not. He has no motive. He just wants to kill everyone he has ever seen. Despite lacking any human qualities and even self preservation, Michael is quite intelligent.

Jason is a big retard on quest for revenge. He doesn't see himself as the bad guy, but a good boy that avenges his mom's death. He just doesn't care who kills for revenge as long as they are close his home, because retarded. Unlike Michael, Jason can be easily manipulated.

Also what comes to dogs, Michael eats them raw and Jason likes them.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:36:37 PM No.212825493
>>212824006
Yeah but he didn't KILL her, AND she was in his way. I literally do the same thing when oblivious skanks are between me and the subway door, except they blame me shoving them on being fat.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:41:03 PM No.212825659
>>212812041
Michael:
>movie 1
some random schizo pervert who stalks sexy teenage girls, spies on them changing and having sex, then kills them, may or may not be supernatural
>2
same except wants to kill his sister
>4+5
suddenly went from 5'8 to 6'4, basically Jason now, still has compulsion to kill family, lost his peeping tom drive and sexual undertones, just a family killer bot
>6
remote controlled murderbot for a halloween cult, raped his niece in one cut, supernatural confirmed
>H20
MUH SISTER, supernatural deconfirmed
>Resurrection
why are these niggers in my fucking house
>Rob Zombie
Realistic serial killer, no supernatural, muh sister
>Rob Zombie II
comes back from the dead as a zombie to drag his sister back to the afterlife with him so the family can be reunited
>2018
Just some random guy again, not supernatural
>Kills
Supernatural again lol, gains power level increases by murdering
>Ends
Has his Shape powers stolen, somehow they're transferable, steals them back, dies

Jason:
>momma i kill these intruders
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:51:09 PM No.212826024
>>212812006
There is at least some morbid sportsmanship in killing an adult human. Killing animals or children is just senseless. Cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It’s like being so pathetic you feel accomplished stealing candy from a baby
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:54:07 PM No.212826134
>>212813306
That was only because Ted White fucking hated Cory's guts and personally asked the director to include the scene where Jason breaks to the window to grab Tommy as a means to scare the living shit of out Cory since the entire scene was unscripted.