https://youtu.be/UUZnVv0y7fg
AND GAVE THE BOY A CAN OF GORILLA NEST FOOD
SAM'S NUTS, HE'S AN ENORMOUS BITCH
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU
>>212812212Posted in the last thread and posting again here so it's not buried
I'm probably the first person to tell him about the he's the shooter meme on his alien Gmail
I also will take credit on getting him introduced to Gavin
Hi Sam it's the yes guy indeed and I do remember you basically stealing a fetish video from SR by lying to us about it being cut from world peace hey dude yes I'm never going to forget this nigger
Go build a gorilla nest
>>212812416>stealing a fetish video from SR by lying to us about it being cut from world peacecare to elaborate? wtf are you talking about
Why did the phrase Gorilla Nest cause Sam Hyde to activate?
>Sam Hyde TOWERING over the quivering globohomo redditor boomer, PHYSICALLY DOMINATING him completely, MANHANDLING him as he quips gay, retarded, nonsensical bullshit
oh no no redditsissies... looks like fascism won again!
>>212812631he was probably bullied in school with a similar taunt by a handsome chad
>>212812631As insecure he is about the Marky and trans thing, he is more insecure about his physical appearance.
>>212812893probably why he tries to look as ugly as possible all the time
so he can say "yeah well I was trying to look ugly" if anyone ever comments on his hideous mug.
>sam hyde, 2015: marky was a TIGHT little piece... she took the ANE lmao
>sam hyde, 2025: why do you keep saying "tight" and "ripe"? are you making fun of me? when do we get serious?
it's so fucking funny
>>212812961maybe he's finally becoming a self aware adult
something that should have happened 22 years ago
>jay streaming for 5 hours saying sam was actually a genius for looking like a witless retard
The amount of cope is omega
Did Charls really get forced to try to suck his own cock in one of Sam's sketches?
>>212812961lol yes. He also dunked on Sam about the tranny shit with the "been gay" and other stuff. It's like he saw all those streams where Sam crashed out at fans and then just copied exactly what they did.
Also Sam was just unfunny. The Jew jokes were forced and cringe and not clever in any way. I donno if he was trying to channel Norm but it didn't work.
>>212812212Meh. Not a Sam fanboy (he can pretty insufferable), but IMO the Harlan guy is an unfunny retard with passive-aggressive Canadian bitch energy. Flipping the desk was actually really funny, and Nick looks like a pussy for apologizing to him.
>>212813492>Flipping the desk was actually really funnyWell if your comedy reaches one person, good for you, Sam.
If you do not see the personal sacrifices Sam Hyde has made to keep free speech alive, then I don't know what to tell you. Sam easily could've gone into hiding in some European country when things didn't work out, or he faced adversity- but he decided to keep going. When the show got cancelled due to him running his mouth too much and messing things up for Nick and Charls, Sam made things right and got the band back together and found a way for them to make money.
When you are someone as hated as Sam Hyde is by degenerate, antiwhite, faggot retards-all your flaws are going to be on display for the entire world to see. While you have a recognizable name online and a following, you were not targeted in the same way Sam was with all the things hes done. For a lot of young people, Sam taught them how to make fun of the things in their life that oppressed them, and showed them a way out from the constant blackpilling that is becoming more and more common as time goes on.
If you want to slap a label on Sam Hyde and call him a pedophile sodomite, go ahead but that's low hanging fruit and you're dead wrong about how you're portraying him-but it doesn't matter because shitting on Sam for whatever this Marky thing is - is considered an acceptable thing to do.
Whatever happened with Sam and Marky is not my business. She has had many come up to her and offer her a chance to say whatever she needed to say, if Sam really did something so fucked up to her she couldn't continue living on for it. She has decided not to do that. There must be a reason why.
But people don't care to think when situations like these arise, because it is far easier to villainize people - than see what they've done to grow and redeem themselves.
>>212813680didn't read
sam hyde looked like a silly boy on that podcast a couple days ago didn't he
>>212810702long way of saying "I would eat Sam's ass if he offered"
>>212810788>>212810940holy mother of dunning-kruger please be bait
I will do 1000 podcasts that are normal level wacky boomer humour, but for this one and only this one, I will allow this nobody to stage a bit that wrecks my set.
oh and they're all acting perfectly awkward as part of the bit
oh and Sam is shaking and sweating as part of the bit
>>212811901 (OP)I'm rewatching it and laughing my ass off this time at how funny and quick Harland was through this.
>mildly brushes the filipina guy hovering behind him who immediately says "OWW">Oh I'm so sorry did I hit your ovaries? >Flip smiles and looks down bashfully while MDE crew laughs offscreen and Sam doesn't crack a smile. The funniest thing out of all of this is Nick's clear, literaly PTSD 'sodes from having been through this shit with Sam a few too many times. Hell, I've only watched S3 and some of S4 of Fishtank and Sam had two nearly identical assault/psycho-crashouts. Dude is a lunatic but it was hilarious seeing him get dunked on by Harland Williams of all people lmao
>>212814192My favorite Damiel moment was when Harland asked him to demonstrate his cunnilingus skills on whatever that thing was he handed him, and Sam bitterly forbade Damiel from doing it. Funny as hell, given that on the next top daddy dom sketch, Sam was encouraging that guy with classes to demonstrate how he would eat a girl out
>>212811901 (OP)PLEASE COME TO MY COMEDY SHOW HARLAN. PLEASE BUDDY I NEED THIS.
