>just told some normie to "sneed" IRL
>he just looked at me confused with this look of pity, like I was retarded or something

Has the internet/tv/movies changed your vocabulary,
What are the words or phrases that you say IRL ?
>(with your voice, not like texting someone)

>>212812077 (OP)
fuck?

>Has the internet/tv/movies changed your vocabulary
Absolutely.
>What are the words or phrases that you say IRL?
Too many, they just roll out of my mouth without me noticing.
Two more weeks, OF COURSHE, you name it.
I also randomly start rambling about jews and 1350 statistics.

Shawshank redemption has Andy calling the warden obtuse and it is perfect for authority figures that are reigning ignorance and confusion to cause harm.

>>212812077 (OP)
if your based you can pull it off

>>212812077 (OP)
Yes. I called a white guy lil Timmy and got called by HR for "bullying"

lucky english isn't my first language so no

PISSI KEKITINI

>>212812077 (OP)
i have a tendency to mutter "fucking nigger" or just "nigger" whenever something annoys me or i remember something cringe i did, thankfully it hasn't slipped in public

"dun goof'd" has been my go to synonym for making a mistake for 15 something years. recently a zoomer girl im banging heard me say it and laughed hysterically for like a minute straight.

thanks jessy slaughter's dad.

The two henchmen in sin city with delusions of eloquence are my fear of what I sound like at a party.

>>212814085
This. Riggitini

>go to bar
>order Negroni
>order 2
>order 6 more
>start yelling /tv/ memes to myself and laughing hysterically
>get asked to leave
>call everyone a flavornigger on the way out

>>212812448
>>212814096
These are not /tv/ related.
Also racism is only allowed on /b/ (I think it shouldn't be allowed at all, fwiw). Please read the rules before posting.
Last time I'm warning you.

>>212814880
>OF COURSHE
>not /tv/ related
newfag-san...

>>212815013
Your post was just an excuse for saying the N-word.

>>212815055
Let me guess you hate Burn Local threads too? Literally 1984

POST IT

>>212815055
wasn't my post but here's an nice little gift for you

>>212812077 (OP)
Tortillas = burrito coverings

>>212814096
lol same

>>212814096
this. I think someone heard me once because I thought I was alone. I keep stopping myself from saying 'based' whenever I agree with co workers in the affirmative.

>>212816123
I flipped out when valkylrie on wine about it podcast said based completely straightfaced.

>>212815055
But the post that said OF COURSHE doesn't mention niggers anywhere

>Meanwhile over at the successful and beloved indie games source code:

https://github.com/TerryCavanagh/VVVVVV/blob/f7c0321b715ceed8e87eba2ca507ad2dc28a428d/desktop_version/src/Game.cpp

is this a double standard or what.
judge the game on how it plays, not how it is written.
retards.

What are some perfectly cromulent words to dunk on /lit/?

>>212814880
t.ranny

What's the lieklyhood of saying pajeet irl and getting applauded?

>>212812077 (OP)
One time some girl in college was talking to me and saying how she was scared to say hello and shit for the first 2 years, because "you have a scary face" and "you're a big guy" and I blurted out FOR YOU and she got really offended like I was insulting her for being small or something (she was only 5'0)

>>212818052
>scary face
>big guy
B-Bane?

>>212818052
then you married her

>>212812077 (OP)
Normie saw the memes and thought he was special for knowing them, so he pretended to be disgusted, but in fact, he was internally seething that some loser is brave enough to use funny words IRL.

>>212815055
What n word? Nigger? Niggardly? Niggling?

>>212818150
Well nobody did care who I was until I put on the mask, I suppose

>>212812077 (OP)
I tried making “kino” become a thing in my friend group for like 10 years straight. I haven’t even seen most of those guys in years now. It never caught on.

>>212812077 (OP)
This was this obese spic who tried so hard to force the word "kino" in our friend group for years.

>>212812077 (OP)
>Has the internet/tv/movies changed your vocabulary,
Some day I'm gonna slip up and call a coworker a stupid nigger ape and get fired for it.

Ragamuffin

Sneed is a dead meme

>>212812077 (OP)
I tell my friends to cram it if they shit talk a kino

>>212812077 (OP)
I've almost said based and kino a few times IRL

Also >>212814096

>>212821929
Sneed till you piss and shit yourself