House of Cards was peak Netflix

i see monke
she monke

>mfw

>>212814883 (OP)
It was good for a few seasons

>>212814883 (OP)
Zombie looking bitch

>>212815146
I'm afraid that pussy is perpetually dry.

>>212814883 (OP)
I like the part where she got splatted

>>212814883 (OP)
>>212815146
I love Kate Mara so much

>>212814883 (OP)
The show was kino and comfy

Its amazing how showing the president being an unlikable crook sociopath was groundbreaking for the time of the show's release.

If it came out during the Drumpf era it would be nothing but ORANGE MAN BAD RIPOFF

>>212815146
more

>>212814883 (OP)
That's a funny way of spelling "Mindhunter S1"

>>212814883 (OP)
>House of Cards was peak Netflix
The original blows it away.

>>212815809
Moreeeee plz

>>212816048
How do her tits look so perky on her back? They looked just as perky on jer back when she was topless in My Days of Mercy.

Is my take that her character was a cheap whore who used her sexuality for stories correct?

>>212816165
Yes and got herself killed over it

>>212816116
Good boobie genes

>>212815146
I had a gf that did this to me :(

>>212816563
How did you react?

>>212816666
feelings were a bit hurt but rushed to force it out and went to sleep after

would you rather be a hot girl or an ugly dude?

>>212815843
You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

>>212816795
I'm schizoid (that'snot schizophrenia, dofferent things), so I'd rather stay as an ugly dude than being a hot woman and constantly have attention on me.

>>212816795
Id rather be with a hot girl like Kate Mara

>>212816856
ok let me add to that you become an UGLIER guy like 2/10 something fucked up tier

>>212816905
Im 5, but my rotten teeth i can't afford to fix make me a 1 (if you know who kingcobra is on youtube, imagine worse teeth). I'm already fucked, mate.

>>212816795
I'd stay an ugly dude because wandering out in the woods without having to worry about dying is neat

>>212816963
bro you can get a full set of new teeth for like 2000 dollars in mexico it's no big deal

>>212816048
Imagine coming home to this everyday bros...

>>212814883 (OP)
Is that her thong I see?

>>212816963
Rotten teeth sounds awful! Just buy veneers although i really don’t like them. It’s understandable if you really need them though

>>212817288
Yes it is. Funny enough seeing it was a part of the plot.

>>212814883 (OP)
during the lex fridman podcast kevin spacey referred to her as a "planet of the apes looking bitch from house of cards"

She was great in Friendship

>>212817524
She knows exactly what she is doing

>>212817754
Lucky kid got to kiss her

>>212814883 (OP)
how do all you motherfuckers forget the actual best girl in house of cards getting her boobers out for the first and only time?

>>212817522
I cant afford a dentist to get them removed in the first place. They charge 800$ for a single simple tooth extraction. I need to get actual surgery to remove the molars (cause it's basically just gums with whatever remained of the teeth under) and whatever's left is too brittle to remove normally. It'd cost me like 30k just to have them removed. Honestly, at this point, I just hope the heart attack I'm gonna get from a future infection kills me straight and doesn't make me suffer.

>>212816963
>i can't afford to fix
the cheapest fix is to just have them removed which in the US is like $250 per tooth minimum.
but dentures are like $100 after that, or plenty of other options for the false teeth afterwards.

>>212814883 (OP)
Peak?
It was at its peak for exactly one season
Season two wasn't as good. And the less said of what came after it, the better
Shitflix will NEVER get my money

>>212817909
Im not in the US
>>212817864

More Mara webms!

>>212814883 (OP)
That’s not The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance…

>>212818047
Agreed. Thank you based mara poster

>>212818041
fk it man, if they are bad enough just get some vodka and pliers and just grab on and wiggle in a circle til a molar pops out then go get antibiotics the next day, rinse repeat.

>>212814883 (OP)
More like House of Thongs

>>212818423
There's nothing to grab on. What remains of the molars is under the gum.

>>212815489
Fincher has that comfy vibe

>>212816254
I'd probably react the same way here kek

>>212815146
>admits to her friend she banged her student
>friend turns her stupid groomer ass in to the cops
kek

>>212816444
Spacey is so method

>>212816254
I liked the angle they were going with this story.

Show died the moment they killed her.

>>212814883 (OP)

My favorite House of Cards girl was Ayla Sayyad. Smart and serious (and I have a thing for Iranian girls anyway).

And the honorary mention is Echo, that stripper living in the conspiracy theorist's trailer. Her body was long like Ingres' Grande Odalisque, her ass looked fucking great in cotton panties. How that guy got her in the first place is a mystery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV1Tv97AjC0

>>212815809
holy fuck

>>212816116
a lot of women have allergic reactions to birth control such that it causes breast swelling such that their tits barely deflate when they lay on their back, selti and miss alice are two examples

>>212822618
RIGHT

>>212815146
Women have one purpose and fail on the reg. Not this one however - she wanted that seed so she could make a baby.

>>212814883 (OP)
monke

>>212825482
Seltin has fake tits

>>212816048
monke

>>212814883 (OP)
Mara is pure sex

>>212827518
Yeah - at the zoo

>>212814883 (OP)

>>212827651
This world is a zoo

>>212815146
She can't cum unless she's fucking a guy who wants to kill her.

>>212815146
lmao
been there exactly one time.
meth is crazy

>>212817577
which one of them is adopted?

do you guys think she hooked up with craig ferguson after the snake cup incident?

>>212828283
No woman wants to fuck Craig Ferguson. It's called acting.

>>212827947
Reminder that Kate and Rooney will have a threesome sex scene with Orlando Bloom in their new movie.

>>212828397
they look nothing like alike, so it doesn't count as incest.

>>212828360
false

>>212828508
I'm pretty sure this guy is her real father.

can't wait for her planet of the apes debut

>>212828750

>>212827651
gonna have to arrest me at the petting zoo then

>>212828783
Lol

>>212815037
liz olsen is so fucking ugly lmao

>>212819424
>grooming an 18 year old adult
what a sicko

>>212821215
tbqh i was happy when she died because her character was annoying as fuck

plus the way she died was hilarious

but yeah the show went downhill afterwards

>>212827762
She was so damn sexy in Entourage

>>212814883 (OP)
Her nude scenes were peak

>>212814909
>>212814883 (OP)

>>212817710
based

>>212816048
why are you posting a video of my wife waiting for me to give her rough sex?

>>212829982
Because alot of /tv/ is sexually obsessed with your wife

>>212829982
Ok Jamie Bell

>>212814883 (OP)
We need webms of her sextape with Ellen Page

>>212814883 (OP)
I know everyone always talks about Kate's perfect tits but her boota is sublime

>>212830685
Be the hero you want to see

>>212826286
based retard

>>212830685
Jannies are gay