>On first sighting the catalogue, I took notice of no Sharpe thread and made the order to post. That’s my style, sir!

God, I wish these movies has bigger budgets.
>You lost the King's colors!!! How did this happen, you had 5 horsemen and 10 riflemen, half the British army!!!

>>212821588

>>212821588
( . Y . )

>>212821639
>your specific orders were to blow up this bridge made out of 2x4's, which crosses a small stream

>>212821639
>have you ever seen a french column? a dozen, maybe 16 men, in two lines, marching right at you!

>chosen men?
>you mean "chosen out of a Belfast unemployment line"

>>212821639
It'd be nice to see more than 20 extras in a "battle" but the acting and writing and generally comfiness hard carries the show. To me the battle scenes are the worst parts because nothing interesting is happening in them.

>>212822745
>I have A cousin in the jannieguards and friends in the IRC channel

>I didn't do anything wrong, it was CP Anon who needs to answer!
>CPBRO ANSWERED IT WITH A PERMABAN BY POSTING IT! AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE!

Where are we going, lads?

>>212823424
>*electric guitar solo*

>>212823424
Over the hills and over the main,
To Flanders, Portugal, or Spain;
The king commands and we'll obey,
Over the hills and far away.

>>212823506
Posting from memory rather than looking it up? Now that’s proper soldiering

>>212823424
>>212823483
>>212823506
>>212824126

>>212822449
Prisons actually.

Kino thread

>>212821557 (OP)
>>212821588
Why are they white? The uk was always a multicultural country.

>>212821557 (OP)
*Inhales*

>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
>Small skirmish between the British and French
>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
>They win the skirmish
>Messenger on horseback approaches
>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
>"Bloody 'sell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
>His spymaster of the day is there
>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
>Lord Fucksworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>A few battles happen on the way to the objective
>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
>They fuck
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>"LOOK OUT SIR"
>Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
>Ducos appears
>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
>"Bloody Ducos"
>Battle happens
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
>Wellington arrives
>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...

>>212821557 (OP)
>And did any poster distinguish himself?

>>212824916
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
Every time

>>212821557 (OP)
>Oh first sighting the new conscripts, I naturally gave the order to rape.
>That's my style sir.

>>212824916
It's so good lads.

>>212824916
KIIIIINOOOOO

>>212824988
The prime liz hurley poster sir!

>>212821557 (OP)
I hated the toothache episodes. I get it, but that sucked, except for the mega hot girlfriend of the week that Sharpe had.

>>212824916
Pretty much. Good show, especially for the motherfucking BBC.

>>212824916
For me, it's "AHHHHHHH BANG!"

>>212822745
kek

>>212824916
>Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth
every time

Come with me, my lads, for this is Obidiah's thread now and it cannot die. It's going to live forever, for they tried to ban me once but could not do it.

>>212821557 (OP)
post underrated sharpe girls

>>212824832
Sharpe will be remade with a jeet

>>212830048
Looking forward to his Indian adventures.

But seriously, not to sound too triggering for the chud, but Sharpe is pretty inclusive in its themes - he advances because of merit and not nepotism, he's not hateful to the Irish, he hates the French, etc.

>>212824556
You seem a bit fagged, anon.

>>212830175
He views the French as his enemy, but he also respects them. The French are actually more honorable to Sharpe than his own countrymen

>>212831087
Oh he'll happily murder Englishmen, or really anyone who gets in his way because he doesn't really give a fuck about anything other than surviving whatever bullshit Wellington dropped him into this time

>>212828708
what was his problem?