Works every time :)

>>212822728 (OP)
If you're truly hungover then smoking a joint and eating spicy food is basically impossible

What's his suicide cure?

Dude weed lmao

>>212822728 (OP)
Isn't that the thing Rick wants McDonalds to bring back

>>212822728 (OP)
Its a shame what happend but damn was thia guy reddit as fuck.

>>212822728 (OP)
wake up and eat chinese food? this dude ever hear of bacon, eggs and potatoes?

Most people become more famous and revered, posthumously. I think he may be the first example of someone who became the butt of jokes instead.

Aspirin and Coca-Cola? This is basically Ray Peat.

>>212822728 (OP)
>Hair of the dog, works every time.
--Anthony Bourdain

>>212822800
Some negronis

>>212822882
>Who eats chinese food for breakfast?
>About a billion chinese people

>>212822728 (OP)
This is literally Reddi t. This is how a Redditor literally thinks and talks and lives. This is what an arm sleeve tattoo or moustache would look and sound like if it were a person.

>>212822728 (OP)
Heroin was his hangover cure.

>>212822918
N E G R O N I

>>212822939
>Eating food, having a drink, and relaxing to cure a hangover is "reddit"
You've completely lost the plot...

>>212822770
I think he's talking after a few beers and shots, not a fifth of whisky.

>>212822800
marry a femcel pedarist

Eating Szechuan food after a night of heavy drinking sounds horrible. Like the other anon mentioned if you have a true hangover you’ll probably be bed ridden for at least a day. Even Gatorade or water is disgusting

>>212822876
Never express a sincere opinion. Always irony. Always criticize. Being a person is reddit. This is the way.

>>212822994
Drinking is reddit. Didn't you know that this is a Christian websight? No sex before marriage either.

>>212822728 (OP)
>smoke joint
>do nothing all day
Fact checked by earthrocker

>>212823025
>No sex before marriage either.
Well at least I have that down pat.

>>212822728 (OP)
>try my wife’s bull’s cream sauce
>try two

>>212823004
>getting a hangover from a few beers
dear god, i am the biggest queer around, yet i am surrounded by lightweights

>>212822800
Knocking out some Mumford and Sons motherfuckers

>>212822994
>dewd fewd dewd weed imagine consooming something dewd lmao

Yes retard, waxing on about consuming shit is peak Reddit.

>>212823087
:]

>>212823017
get this guy a Negroni

>>212823004
As an alcoholic I can't sympathize

>>212822728 (OP)
That's crazy >>212822868

Bourdain hate thread on /tv/? Zionists really active tonight. Figures that Israhelli zionists and alt right tv incels would have a huge overlap. It's ironic how you don't realize how similar you are to each other.

>>212823133

Why did this line resonate with people so much? Are coffeefags this sensitive?

>>212823287
It’s cringe

>>212823223
Let's see
>Islamic State (ISIS)
>Jewish State (Israel)
>Christian State (MAGA fever dream)
it's the next step in their evolution

>>212823009
>if you have a true hangover you’ll probably be bed ridden for at least a day.
this. if i have a proper hangover i literally can't move or even stand up straight

>>212822728 (OP)
Was this uncalled for?

you gotta be a real-ass degenerate to be drinking soda before like 11 am

>>212823382
I look at Bourdain and I think, Jesus that's not me. That's not him either.

>>212823382
guy fieri is still alive and didn't off himself so guy won

>>212822728 (OP)
>"muh wisdom uberkewl chef guy"
>kills self

Yeah it's safe to determine he was just endlessly full of shit

>>212823491
Most people are.

>>212822728 (OP)
You know, you only need to do the first two. Hydration, some sugar and a painkiller.
The rest is pointless wankery to make it seem like some "secret" hack.

>>212823017
This actually just sounds like every 20-30 yr old I've ever met.

The only real hangover cure (or rather prevention) I've ever found was taking NAC+Glycine, water and eating something before going to bed. 90% of your hangover is gone in the morning if you manage to sleep enough hours after taking those pills. If you have something like cold pizza in the morning then you're golden.

>>212823143
>>dewd fewd dewd weed imagine consooming something dewd lmao

This is how I'm gonna read every Seth Rogan quote from now on.

>>212823576
So you'd just be better off having a coffee with sugar or a latte or something.

>>212823576
szechuan food is probably the best food on earth and should be included in everything

>Smoke a joint
>Suicidal

Are potheads already depressed or does weed somehow make you suicidal?

>>212823647
Pickle juice, brings down stomach acid increases low sodium that causes headache.
Or for ones that know. Red Bali kratom, doesn't help with hangovers, it eliminates them.

>>212822891
>talk about how exciting and awesome life is
>kill yourself
lol, lmao

>>212823647
>>212823783
I've always just gotten a sausage biscuit from the nearest breakfast place or a McDonalds and that basically "cures" the hangovers I've had.

>>212823768
studies show that starting to smoke weed before your brain has stopped developing affects its development adversely

>>212822728 (OP)
For me, hangovers are usually in the gut. My head feels ok, but I'm shitting for a few hours

>>212823680
coffee is dehydrating and often even induces headaches for many people.
A sports drink is better.

>>212822939
>LiTeRaLLy

>>212823143
Complaining about Reddit is a dead giveaway for newfags

>>212822923
and they are all objectively wrong for doing so.

>let a negroni fuck your wife
>let two

>>212824787
What should they eat instead? McDonald's breakfast?

>>212822728 (OP)
Don’t fuck your brain with weed, you don’t need the joint for this cure. You can swap chinese shit for Bacon sammies + ketchup. Drinking isn’t that pig’s personal culture, it’s mine.

>>212822728 (OP)
Isnt it crazy how peoples whole life can be flipped upside down for smoking a joint 2 weeks before a random drug test, and people are ok with it...

>>212824838
One for each end, while I watch. I hear that's very popular these days. Even with reverends, like Jerry Falwell Jr.

>>212822800
kek

>>212822800
Waking up

>>212824847
bacon, eggs and potatoes

>>212822800
>>212822876
>>212822952
>>212823491
>>212823768
>he thinks based anthony killed himself

>>212823143
What else are you supposed to do with food?

>>212822728 (OP)
smoking weed always makes my hangover worse.

>>212825638
if the camera girls i give ~$2,000 a month to are anything to go by its for shoving up your butt but not sure that's what most are doing

>>212822800
spbp

>>212822728 (OP)
Should have had a hang cure

>>212822728 (OP)
I would smoke a bowl and drink ginger ale
Breakfast sandwiches are better than spicy food

>>212823005
the fuck's a pedarist

>>212825829
"in a world of fools a genius will be mocked" - aristotle
maybe YOUR the dummy

>>212825638
Eat it and stfu about it you effeminate troon. I bet you take big bites and loudly go "MM SO YUMMY WUMMY IN MY TUMMY MMM." What makes it Reddit is acting like consooming is pleasurable and a topic worthy of discussion.

>>212822800
He obviously had none. You fool.

McDonald’s Big Breakfast is the cure to hangovers.

>>212822800
Kek asshole

>>212825965
with an extra sausage patty and orange juice

>>212823004
That’s just being drowsy. Got a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here.

>>212822770
Completely disagree. Weed helps enormously for headaches and stomachaches.

>>212822728 (OP)
>it's another incels talk shit about a guy who experienced more in a week than they'll experience in their entire lives thread

He shouldn't have killed himself he could have gone to japan again and eaten at jiros again

>>212822891
>his job is literally to travel the world and eat delicious food
>kills himself
His death is essentially a joke already. Hard to have sympathy for someone who violently opts out of a gig anyone on earth would kill for.

>>212826820
>boyfriend doesn't appear until the shot at the end
fucking WHORE

Cucked to death

>>212822728 (OP)
You're supposed to take Ibuprofen for a hangover, not aspirin. Aspirin and alcohol can fuck with your stomach and liver. Every drinker should already know this.

>>212822770
Weed is amazing for nausea actually. It will stimulate your appetite too so you can force something down. It genuinely is a good hangover treatment.

>>212826716
weed makes headaches significantly worse

>>212823025
>websight

>>212822728 (OP)
Best cure for hangovers is not drinking yourself into a stupor like a retarded teenager.

as a former party animal I can assure you that every hangover cure is a meme and that all you can really do is suffer

>>212826915

>>212823025
Jesus drank. He literally rolled it into the mass.

>>212823287
Shhh. No talky until coffee.

>>212827474
What’s the point of drinking if you’re not doing that

>>212822728 (OP)
You know what, he might be right on that one. Except the joint, that sounds like a terrible idea

>>212822728 (OP)
Weed is literally the worst thing for a hang over, you just feel like you're gonna die more.

you can't cure hangover without benzos, quetiapine or something that zones you out. all these "just eat bro" faggot pro tips suck dick and are made by wankers

>>212827694
hard disagree. weed pretty much completely eliminates nausea in me. but I guess people react differently.

>3 shots of whiskey and a jar of pickle juice
Here's one that actually works

>>212822728 (OP)
Peaty

>>212823009
When I have a real hangover I can't even drink water for 16-18 hours

>>212822800
LMAO

>>212823647
Yeah that'd be great if I didn't stay up till 3 when binging and have to wake up at 6

How do you fix a broken heart?

>>212823165
get him two. he's out of control

>>212829154
Time

>>212822728 (OP)
I ironically started drinking Negronis on vacation because of the meme

the "cure" to hangovers is just drinking a shitton of water alongside the alcohol and drinking like a liter of water before you go to bed

>>212826820
They would never do this for a guy.

Pretty privilege is real, also fuck simps.

>>212829253
Wrong, if you put all your eggs in one basket. You need to have a rebound chick ASAP or you’re gonna fall into a pit of despair.

>>212829296
More than one I assume

>what to do when you're suffering the after effects of having intoxicated yourself?
>why, intoxicate yourself with something else. Works every time
Brilliant, food man.

>>212830232
he has to use heroin and weed because the weight of life is just too much as a middle class chef. for us workers, for us THINKERS, yeah we do what we gotta do to get through this clown show called "life"

you civilians wouldn't get it

Marijuana? That's illegal. Damn what a badass.

>>212822728 (OP)
everyone has access to spicy Szechuan food
this rich faggot was completely out of touch

>>212823382
i'd rather look like Guy than fagthony fagdain

>>212823382
Guy actually buried this cocksucker with a very funny rebuttal.

>>212822891
He was actually cucked to death. First his wife dumps him for her jiu jitsu coach. Then shortly after his new gf cucks him very publicly with some teenager. Very sad. Women, not even once.

>>212823025
I've never had sex with a woman, does that count?

>>212823382
Anthony Bourdain is burning in Hell and Guy Fieri is still taking people to the United State's best DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES.

Why does everybody hate Bourdain all of the sudden?

>>212831659
/tv/cels are mad that he actually went out and experienced life.

>>212823857
That explains why most potheads never seem to have more brain power than an angsty teenager.

>>212822728 (OP)
Is he talking about real Szechuan food? Because nobody in the Sichuan province eats the "Szechuan food" peddled here in the U.S.

>>212822800
Suicide was the cure to his shitty life advice.

>>212822800
He has a good one but it only works once.

>>212823768
usually depressed before, but weed should mask it as long as you keep on smoking. maybe Bourdain stopped or he's larping about smoking it

>>212827382
Better than aspirin but still not great. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is less reactive on the liver than ibuprofen. (advil/ motrin)

>>212831687
And how did that work out for him?