>produces customized kino for you nightly

i haven't remembered my dreams since puberty almost 20 years ago

Sucks that they're all horror flicks

>another kino where all my teeth fall out
>or it's a kino where somebody kicks in my door and shoots me to death
c'mon brain, get new material. Other people dream about sex with hot women. Why does my brain just torment me all night?

>>212825973 (OP)
Suitable quantities of alcohol turn that projector right the fuck off.

>>212826098
Maybe if I give you a big smooch, it’ll help you dream sexy dreams? *smooch* ;)

>it's a hundreds of snakes are chasing me through a ravine episode
what did they mean by this

>im in my underwear in front of my entire high school and they’re laughing at me. Even the teachers
Tired of this one

>have sex dream
>about my fat ugly aunt

Talk about monkey paw scenario

>>212825973 (OP)

why is it all just documentaries about failing school exams 15 years ago? it's as bad as Netflix

>>212825973 (OP)
that dude is a fucking pervert
keeps showing me getting my cock sucked by mermaids and shit

>>212826359
oh anon-kun.....

>have a dream about flying. So vivid I can feel the weightlessness and speed
>wake up in exhilaration
>can’t actually fly

:(

>>212825973 (OP)
I've had dreams with end credits at the end of them.

>>212826266
Kek

>>212826846
does your brain dedicate the movie to you at the end?

Dreaming is actually something you can train via visualization. Taking art classes and taking psychadelics helped me produce better brain kino. I pity people who rely on ai for visualization.

>>212826266
It means brush your teeth more

>>212825973 (OP)
>creates the most heart wrenching kino where you experience true love for the first time ever
>decides to not even give you a conclusion and wake you up 2 minutes before your alarm goes off
>never creates the same kino or something similar to it ever again. Enjoy the same dreams where you’re failing your exams again even though you haven’t been to school in years

>>212827533
Sometimes I like to use ai for making things like this

>>212826566
Seriously, my dreams are like The Matrix where neo just flies upwards. So much fun.

>>212827696
This hits a bit too close to home

>>212827905
I've had dreams where I'm walking on really tall structures made of marble and they are at least 40 or 50 fert high and the whole room is made of marble and beneath me is water like a pool room. Im trying to get across by walking on these structures without falling.

My kinoest dream was one where I kept dimensional hopping through different movies. I vividly remember riding along Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai through the hills, kek.

>produces non stop anxiety and nightmares for you

What did my brain mean by this?

e n h a n c e

>It's a hanging out with Tony, Sil, and Paulie episode
>It's a hanging out with Walter White and Jesse Pinkman episode
>It's a hanging out with Ed, Edd, n Eddy episode
>It's a hanging out with Lester Nygaard episode
>It's a hanging out with Aang, Sokka, Katara, and Toph episode and I can't bend
>It's a getting robbed by Harry and Marv episode
>It's a hanging out with Dirk Diggler episode
>It's a hanging out with Bob Odenkirk, not Saul Goodman but Bob Odenkirk, and he is NOT happy to see me episode
>It's a hanging out with JonTron and Egoraptor episode
>It's a hanging out with Oh Dae-Su episode
>It's a hanging out with Daniel Plainview and H.W. episode
>It's a hanging out with NintendoCapriSun episode
>It's a working with Jake and Amir at CollegeHumor episode
>It's a hanging out with Jay, Alex, Tim, and Brian episode
>It's a kissing Luna Lovegood on the Hogwarts Express episode

>>212826433
I always get this one but instead of underwear I have a tshirt

>>212829344
And they're laughing at your tiny willy?

>>212829426
Maybe. I just try to hide it with my tshirt.

>it's another episode where I'm trapped somewhere and I start panicking, which wakes me up mid-panic attack to find myself standing in the pitch black in my bedroom, still half convinced I'm in my dream, with one half of my brain trying top convince the other half to calm down and realise that I'm awake and I'm not trapped, I just don't know where I am because it's dark.

protip: you dream a lot more (or more accurately: you are more aware of your dreams) if you have terrible sleep (which is not healthy)

do with this information what you will

>get to Friday completely overworked having slept maybe 8 hours total since Monday
>dream that I'm tired and fall alseep in my dream
>wake up somewhere completely different
>I must be dreaming
>wake up again
>yeah, this is it
>wait, no
>wake up again
>still not it
>finally wake up for real
That shit was intense, only time it has ever happened, I can never realize I'm dreaming. If I did, let's just say Emma Watson, Dafne Keen and Sydney Sweeney asses would be gaped to oblivion by the time I'm done with them

>>212825973 (OP)
>>212825973 (OP)
Bullshit it does

My last dream was just
>Nighttime in city I don’t recognize
>Driving through the bad part of town for hours
>Very lost
>Car breaks down at an intersection with a stop sign
>Pissed and waiting with the window down because the AC is busted
>A woman dressed like a hooker approaches the side and offers to suck my dick
>She sees my face and says that actually she’ll do it once for free
>Look at her as I roll up the window
>Really look at her
>She has the exact same face as my cousin
>Get so scared I forget the car is broken down and I floor it without rolling the window up all the way
>Approach another intersection with a stoplight
>See her already waiting there
>Get so scared the dream ends

That’s NOT kino that’s just my brain fucking with me

The other night I had a super long dream that seemed to go on forever and had a fully arching storyline and I woke up expecting it to be morning but only like 30 minutes had passed since I went to sleep

you know what's really crazy
I'm a near complete shut in. I spend nearly every waking hour at a computer. I don't leave my apartment. Yet I'm almost never at a computer in my dreams. I'm almost never in my apartment.

Even when I have dreams clearly based on videogames, I don't dream I'm playing the game but that the game is just part of reality. Like I have Minecraft dreams (often enough that isn't not even strange to me anymore) where the world is just made up of blocks. Yet I've never, ever dreamed of actually playing Minecraft.
The brain is weird as fuck.

I hate when dreams produce songs that don't exist but are so convincing you become irritated it wasn't made yet. Last night it was a tom jones esque new wave track "too bad you missed the best of me" basically on repeat while I battled a swimming Guido dark souls boss that acted like a shark. Then there was all these 80s exercise video girls shooting arrows in stage 2 fuck

>it's a hellhound waiting for you to exit your house so he can drag you to hell episode

All my dreams are just me fucking up at work

>>212825973 (OP)
The somnambulistic apparatus reveals mind's différancial dehiscence—a transfinite recursion through arithmetic hierarchies of phenomenological stratification. Dreams constitute nicht-sein's constitutive exteriority, where Dasein's ownmost potentiality-for-being encounters its ontological destitution through causal diamond measures of temporal becoming. Within this hyperdimensional manifold, consciousness exhibits aggregative excess demand functions, perpetually deferring psychic equilibrium through Carnapian internal/external oscillations. The oneiric operates via fine-structural mice—minimal inner models generating interpretive multiplicities that resist epistemological closure. Each dream-fragment becomes a differential topology, where univalence axioms collapse traditional subject/object distinctions into pure speculative flux. Constitutivism regarding epistemic norms dissolves under sleep's anarchic différance—meaning proliferates through default logical frameworks that suspend rational governance. The dreaming-I exists as epistemic-modal correlation (C ◊M), where consciousness's possibility-conditions emerge only through their own impossible actualization. This nocturnal metaphysics reveals mind's essential in-determination: neither purely material nor transcendentally ideal, but perpetually deferred through recursive hermeneutic spirals. Dreams expose consciousness as ontological poverty—the abyssal ground from which all presence emerges through its own originary withdrawal. The psyche's deepest truth manifests precisely through its systematic self-concealment within hypnagogic multiplicities.

>>212830390
just means your brain knows video games aren't real, even if you don't

>>212825973 (OP)
the brain is the only organ that named itself