After dropping the ball with Zelda, Nintendo is finally making a GOOD decision!

She cute.
Name?

Meh

>>212826170 (OP)
No, you won't get that either, Hunter.

>>212826170 (OP)
Nintendo, HIRE THIS MAN!

Male

Shut the fuck up already, we all knew she wasnt going to be cast as Xelda

>>212826170 (OP)
>no sauce
fuck off

>>212826170 (OP)
>Put yourself in as a contender for the role
>Media labels it as "being eyed"
You can't hate (((journalists))) enough and you know they do it to subvert the role from being given to a woman

>>212826215
Justin Bailey

I always thought samus was a man, because of the suit.

>>212826170 (OP)
I found a Zelda character for him to play.

>>212826215
Engageridley Motherfucker Jr.

fake news

>>212826464
sorry wrong pic

>>212826170 (OP)
When is that guy doing a scene for BLACKED?

>>212826423
No real publication like Vanity Fair or hollywood reporter covered it, only the lowest of the low digital sites. The cycle is: Hunter's PR firm puts these out, and allies repeat it on twitter. Low hanging websites want clicks, so they post it. Then allies share it on twitter thus confirming it. It becomes a "story". No one cared, and Nitnendo didn't pay attention or even think about this tall man.

This causes people to trust "the media" less and less, so they turn to social media sites (seemingly unaware they're run by mega-corp tech firms).

To survive, sites need to appeal more and more to news stories that trend on reddit, twitter, etc, so see step 1.

It's an endless cycle and basically can't be fixed. We just sorta decided that twitter/reddit/facebook/insta shoudl run our societies.

>>212826170 (OP)
>Hunter’s publicity team makes up a fake story about him being cast as Zelda even though he was never even considered
>Hunter’s publicity team makes up a fake story about him being cast as Samus even though he was never even considered
How many more times is he gonna do this

>>212826572
my main thing is you can never convince me that sticking my dick up another man's rectum is sexy.

>>212826545
>We just sorta decided that twitter/reddit/facebook/insta shoudl run our societies.
Anon made a very good post several years ago about how the algorithms would soon be feeding on one another without human oversight. We've reached that point.

>>212826170 (OP)
this news is as fake as the Zelda role was

>>212826170 (OP)

>>212826170 (OP)
Based. She deserves a good role. She's a very capable actress and one of the defining sex icons of this generation.

>>212826170 (OP)
Why the ever living fuck would Nintendo make a Metroid film before making a Luigi, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Kirby, and Splatoon film?

>>212826794
Have you seen the starfox sloppa anon made with hailuo? It looks pretty good.

>>212826170 (OP)
Nintendo queen!

>>212826170 (OP)
>>212826898
If we're going to meme this faggot in to a role, it needs to be griffith

>>212826572
As many times as he uploads photoshopped and anglefrauded photos when in reality he just looks like a guy with fake tits

>>212826572
>Hunter’s publicity team

That wasn't true either. The rumor was made up by some leaker for engagement/clickbait. Literally made out of thin air just for teh lulz

>>212826572
her fans are pushing for her to get those roles. it's organic.

>>212826597
It's more of a power thing honestly.

>>212826940
4chan doesn't have that kind of power anymore plus japan hates the gays

>>212826170 (OP)
I have seen enough futa art of samus to be onboard with this.

>>212827008
>That wasn't true either.
Sauce?

>>212826170 (OP)
How much is he paying his PR for pushing this shit?

>>212827095
The hunter zelda meme started here, newfaggle.
From the agent provocateurs that have been raping this site for years and their jani protectors

That article LITERALLY does not exist but OP will keep collecting free (you)s for many more threads because you're all addicted to that sweet sweet ragebait

>>212826170 (OP)
This shilling by his PR didn’t work for Zelda and it’s not going to work here. He needs to give it up. Nobody is catering to his mental illness anymore

>>212827095
No gays in Iran.
No gays in Japan.

>>212826170 (OP)
Samus is female
Hunter is male

>>212827125
The ''made by Hunter's team'' news came out of some blog with 5 readers, probably AI generated. The leaker famously makes these rumors up to get people to pay for his patreon or whatever.

>>212826940
Why would she play a male character?

>>212826170 (OP)
Maybe he'd get more work if he dropped the balls.

>>212827196
*male to FEmale

>>212827202
Who are you quoting

>>212826683
“Leaking” real stories through unofficial channels to gauge how the public would respond and then denying them through official channels before issuing a press release confirming the leak has been a common practice in journalism for decades. This is just an evolution of that tactic. But it used to be done to soften outrage, now it’s being done to profit off the terminally online trannies who’d spew any “positive” tranny story to every corner of the internet. It doesn’t really leave the internet because we’re well beyond the point where everyone knows pretty much everything on the internet is bullshit

>Metroid in 1986: Samus is actually a woman
>Metroid in 2025: Samus is actually a man

>>212827199
>sauce: just trust me bro
Don't say your claims have a factual basis if they don't.

>>212827196
Have you checked their equipment, personally? If not, you can never know for sure.

>>212827164
I’d rather have a tranny hate thread over five million capeshit/starslop threads

>>212827370
>i'll take this spam over that spam because this spam has trannies
Anon u gay

>>212827307
One can be for sure because everything about his skeleton is male

>>212826840
No. Granted I don't really watch Viyda films anymore. Idea was Metroid won't be getting a film until all those other IP's do, and even more so since Prime 4 is gonna flop hard.

>>212827196
Uhhhhh transisters???? Our response???hr co

>>212827427
>I am a knower of skeletons
Even Casimir Pulaski was suspected of being a women because of his feminine skeleton.

>>212826170 (OP)
>>212826227
>>212826448
>>212827267
yeah to be fair you could cast a male actor as Samus and nobody would know. Maybe dub the voice but they've done that for other characters like Darth Vader. Some of the female Power Rangers had male actors when they were in costume.

>>212826683
Infinite feedback loop. Yeah.
It's been happening for years. It started with finance algorithms as far as I'm aware.
tldr
>wall street develops complex algorithms to react to market news in microseconds, faster than any human feasibly can acknowledge said news
>algorithms are used by every major investment bank
>part of the algorithm is responding to other companies' purchases/sells
>in effect this means that if the algorithm detects news to buy based on its specific considerations, other companies will see that decision and their algorithm will conclude that it's time to buy
>other companies' decisions are received by the original algo which interprets this as reason to buy more
>etc etc
Same concept has been applied to social media.
>story gains traction on a platform
>algos deployed to push it to more people
>other platforms algorithms pick up that the story is going viral
>promote it on their platforms
>original platform sees that the story has spread and takes this as confirmation to push it harder
>etc etc
And for fun, the way it's affected hollywood/the media
>content with rage bait/divisiveness drives conversation and free marketing (ie content with overt politics)
>more films/tv shows with this sort of content are made
>more films/tv with this sort of content make money
>more evidence is fed into the algos that this sort of content drives sales
>more content like this is made
>etc

>>212827164
This article doesn't exist but Hunter paying his PR for getting the role of Zelda is in fact real and I couldn't stop laughing about it.

>>212827071
This. Nothing like know you turned a sensitive soft man into your woman. Its a bonus if you give him a sissy gasm. Your dick is legendary by that point.

>>212827684

Yes, I remember. The pink ranger was played by Phuck Deng.

>>212827728
I remember a decade or so back, a bunch of richfags built a private fiberop line between Chicago and NYC so their computers could trade microseconds faster than the other richfags' computers.

>>212826170 (OP)

>>212827684
>>212827768
>tfw used to fap to Yellow Ranger and then found out she was actually a dude
am I gay?

>>212827936
It's only gay if you decide you are gay.