Zoomers don't know what a house party is - /tv/ (#212827227) [Archived: 353 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:26:23 PM No.212827227
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What the fuck is wrong with this generation? They don't drink, they don't smoke, they don't have sex, they don't go to parties. How can an entire generation be so anti-social?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:27:19 PM No.212827257
>reddit screenshot
Go back nigger
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:27:54 PM No.212827279
>>212827227 (OP)
no shared societal vision to facilitate socialization
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:28:44 PM No.212827314
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>>212827227 (OP)
It was always hard to become social and now the kids think they don't have to bother.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:29:55 PM No.212827353
That particular zoomer is just unpopular and doesn't get invited to anything.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:16 PM No.212827418
>be zoomer
>all I read online is articles that say shit like
>ZOOMERS AREN'T DATING
>ZOOMERS AREN'T HAVING SEX
>ZOOMERS AREN'T DRIVING
>ZOOMERS AREN'T DRINKING

>tfw almost everyone I know my age does those things
you could literally go to a college bar and find plenty of 18 year olds who still drink and have sex
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:33:14 PM No.212827451
>>212827227 (OP)
You did this thread yesterday and the day before, there's nothing else to add
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:33:31 PM No.212827460
>>212827418
>the exception reputes the norm
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:05 PM No.212827477
>>212827227 (OP)
It will become so much worse.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:46 PM No.212827560
>>212827418
This. Of course the terminally online think these things because they're personally not having sex or drinking because they're fucking lame. It's like going back to the 80s and asking a bunch of D&D dorks if they're having sex. Of course they're not
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:37:35 PM No.212827586
>>212827227 (OP)
>COVID
thank China
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:41:30 PM No.212827727
>>212827560
>D&D dorks were rare in the 80s
>normies were the norm

>Zoomzoomz are majority dorks
>normal zoomzoomz are the rarity

>because D&D existed in the 80s and they were nerds, and because nerdy zoomzoomz exist, it must be the case most of genz is actually normal
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:30 PM No.212827996
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What was pariah behavior in 1999 is now normal in the 2020s
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:54:16 PM No.212828162
Based. I've only ever been to one gathering that could be construed as a house party and there's nothing worthwhile there.
No sex before marriage, don't smoke or drink.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:57:25 PM No.212828280
>>212827996
>barstool sports
Trying to meet their clickbait quota goofing on 15 year olds
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:58:25 PM No.212828307
>site that used to pride itself on not being normalfag cattle now making fun of zoomies for not being normalfag cattle
interesting.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:00:27 AM No.212828377
>>212827227 (OP)
You two are equally retarded. Her for thinking that her retarded partyless life encompases her entire generation, and you for believing it. Kill yourself ASAP please.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:01:31 AM No.212828415
>>212827418
Do the articles say "0% of zoomers are having sex" or do the articles say "a lower percentage of zoomers are having sex compared to previous generations?"
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:02:15 AM No.212828442
>>212827996
Pretty based honestly.
Wish I had friends to do this with...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:04:42 AM No.212828521
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>>212827227 (OP)
>>212827418
>>212827451
>>212828162
>>212828377

spamming/flooding
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:05:56 AM No.212828563
>>212828521
it's always the same threads everyday, haven't you noticed?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:08:11 AM No.212828646
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>>212827227 (OP)
>house party
sounds lame I'll take my yard any day over house parties
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:11:13 AM No.212828734
I'm a zoomer who drinks and smokes but I don't have sex or party, dunno what's worse
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:13:49 AM No.212828811
>>212828521
It's that anti-gen Z rhetoric that's spreading across the internet trying to radicalize gen Z against society so Israel can get away with more war crimes and politicians can get away from Epstein, but it doesn't quite work when I approve of all the things people are accusing gen Z of doing.

Gen Z stare? Based, boomer consoomers don't deserve good service.
No drinking, smoking, house parties? Based, looking after your physical health is important, don't dall for peer pressure, networking is just boomer rhetoric to try and get into 18 year old intern Stacy's pants anyways she is correct to decline all offers of after-work socialising.
Not spending for traditional pasttimes? Based.
Based based based, zoomers are based.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:26:16 AM No.212829159
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>>212827227 (OP)
You have a point I guess but at the same time, no.

Your average normal house party or more likely apartment party was never like le epic hollywood comedy.

The average high schooler doesn't live in a house where there's like 7 bedrooms and there's 3 couples having sex in 4 of them with people doing funny weed bong jokes in another and whoa watch out there's a donkey there haha what's that about?!

The average house party was people drinking beers keeping mostly to themselves while some girls danced in a corner. Maybe someone throws up or they poo real bad and step on broken glass but there isn't a monkey in a police car and sum 41 playing on the roof of your house and all that movie magic.

most parties are boring.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:32 AM No.212829260
>>212827227 (OP)
Even on recent sitcoms, there is always an episode about a party.
Did that person just hooked into nostalgiafagging of the late90s/early 2000s (that is already annoying)?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:39 AM No.212829266
>>212827227 (OP)
Yes these were legit a thing. It's when you learned some non-Stacy was into you but you weren't old enough to know what it's like to not have young fertile women around you everyday so you fumbled the ball and slap your head 10 years later realizing you could have got your dick or at least finger wet. Then you waste 1000s of dollars at bars for the rest of your life trying to emulate it with varying degrees of success.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:36:08 AM No.212829423
>>212829260
All movies and tv shows are written by the jewish incel nerds of their generation.
So yea all mainstream depictions of house parties are glorified and ring false because no one involved in depicting them ever went to one.
It's just trauma that makes them need to keep revisiting it because their stand-ins being able to participate is a form of therapy.
Same with sex scenes for the jewish boomer incel writers too. Eventually future generations reject them for their intrusive artificiality.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:37:59 AM No.212829493
oh fuck off
>one person doesnt go to parties
>HOLY SHIT ZOOMERS ARE GAY
get fucked
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:49:03 AM No.212829852
>>212829159
>most parties are boring.
There are exceptions, though. At our high school, apparently the cool kids had a party one night, and the next day everyone was talking about the Dick Ear Incident. One of the cool kids got drunk and stuck his dick in another dude's ear. I wasn't there obviously, I don't know the details, like whether the dick was hard or soft, so there was a lot of speculation on "campus" (lol). But that seems like the kind of thing that would happen in a raunchy 90s teen comedy.