Thread 212827775 - /tv/ [Archived: 383 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:43:05 PM No.212827775
cj
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:43:45 PM No.212827797
Turkey Boxer
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:44:15 PM No.212827820
>>212827775 (OP)
NIGGER
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:44:37 PM No.212827829
jinete de pollo!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:05 PM No.212827881
Nigger Jockey
Replies: >>212828033 >>212828336
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:50 PM No.212827903
>>212827775 (OP)
My girlfriend broke up with me due to this scene. Our theater was full of zoomers, so in keeping with the spirit of the audience I threw some popcorn at the screen when he said the line.
Later that night she sent me a text and told me I'd embarrassed her by acting like a child and that she couldn't see me anymore.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:22 PM No.212827923
As an old man who's played maybe 30 hours of Minecraft in his life, the movie was not terrible. You could definitely tell Jared Hess directed it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:48:56 PM No.212827973
LANDFOWL RIDER
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:44 PM No.212828003
>>212827903
All you had to do was ignore the annoying children and push her head down on your cock faggot.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:53 PM No.212828012
WE'RE MONKEYS GET IN THE NEST.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:50:02 PM No.212828022
>Tzhiqin Jakhi!
Why did he nameddop some Armenian dude?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:50:21 PM No.212828033
>>212827820
>>212827881

He never said that. Despite his name heโ€™s not a racist.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:50:56 PM No.212828058
>>212828033
Why are you so ass blasted?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:51:27 PM No.212828074
>>212828033
There's no such thing as racism.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:52:09 PM No.212828094
>>212828003
Don't worry, anon. What he posted didn't happen. It's okay.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:54:34 PM No.212828173
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>>212827775 (OP)
Replies: >>212828281
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:56:22 PM No.212828236
Chicken Chuddy
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:57:26 PM No.212828281
>>212828173
lmao made me chuckle thinking about a bunch of zoomers fortnite dancing while getting mowed down
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:59:06 PM No.212828336
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md5: ff6a7cf174bcc26b7a532ae0e3d7af95๐Ÿ”
>>212827881
>>212827820
I just saw that reel on my instagram while I was at work at 100% volume. tried not to laugh and acted normally
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:59:57 PM No.212828367
>>212828336
Post the link or a webm?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:17:53 AM No.212828948
>>212828367
https://www.instagram.com/p/DIm36baNwxu
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:36:42 AM No.212829444
>>212827903
Why would she even agree to go watch a childrens movie in the first place?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:38:16 AM No.212829500
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CHICKEN NUGGET
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:41:02 AM No.212829587
>>212827775 (OP)
SAM HYDE
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:47:52 AM No.212829811
>>212827775 (OP)
CHICKEN LITTLE
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:52:53 AM No.212829968
I recently watched this. It got mixed feelings because it felt like it was rushed/mostly improve and like there was no real script or finished plot. Very weird movie.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:57:01 AM No.212830081
>>212827775 (OP)
>GOLEM JOCKEY
>GET IT? THE CHICKEN REPRESENTS THE COWARDLY, DECADANT AMERICAN TAXPAYER WHILE THE FOUL GREEN MIDGET REPRESENTS THE PARASITIC JEWS JOCKEYING US AROUND LIKE SHABOS GOYIM. THEY'RE RAPING AND KILLING OUR CHILDREN, JASON, AND WE'RE HERE MAKING A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE. I'M SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THE AUDIENCE NOW. THE STATE OF ISRAEL IS A CRIMINAL CABAL CONTROLLING THE WORLD JEWRY, EXPLOITING OUR NATIONS, RESOURCES, AND OUR VERY SOULS.

Holy shit, Raimi.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:55 AM No.212830219
>>212827775 (OP)
Frank's Hotkey
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:50 AM No.212830243
>>212828948
kek
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:03:06 AM No.212830251
>>212827775 (OP)
what movie?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:05:02 AM No.212830301
>>212828033
Jack Black isnt his real name.


>His mother was born Jewish, to a family from Poland and Russia. His father converted to Judaism, and is of German, English, Irish, and Scottish descent. Black was raised Jewish, attending Hebrew school and having a bar mitzvah.[3][11][12]
>Black's parents divorced when he was 10,[13]
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:07:11 AM No.212830354
>>212827775 (OP)
CHICKEN NIGGER
>>212827820
Tpbp
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:17:02 AM No.212830694
>>212829444
She was nerdy and liked playing video games so I figured she wouldn't mind if I got in on a little meme action.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:40:01 AM No.212831477
>>212827775 (OP)
Remember when shills tried to force this into a meme and was forgotten after a week? That shit was embarrassing
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:42:42 AM No.212831566
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md5: 98d5935717ee8061d708cec1286f023e๐Ÿ”
>chicken jonkey chicken jonkey chicken jonkey
>woah some zoomers threw some popcorn that was cuhrazy
Apply yourselves next time, marketeers, that shit was weak and lame as fuck.